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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by greenplastic actually nah it's on your old account and i'm not about to go through the self taught man's shit

    but it doesnt matter, everyone remembers you posting about how your "boys" were in a gang of white supremacists that like to pose for pictures like they're criminals

    whoda thunk risir would be a poser since hes a raghead in germany, a cuck land full of them trying to assimilate into western culture
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    upvoted
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    i gave a homeless guy an al capone unenhancemented the other day

    one of my drug dealer acquaintances gave a guy some xanax a few days ago
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    caring about girls on the internet is retarded and gay unless theyre e whores
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    currently blowing up my toilet with a plutonium based fission ass nuke

    ask me anything
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop Blimp's soarin', how the hell did I get in this space?
    Four in the mornin', how did I get in this place?
    Oh, it don't matter, got smoke, drink, and I'm runnin' this space
    Done contemplatin', I'mma take it in and groove in this piece
    N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide
    The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be
    N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide
    The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be
    No sleep in my bed, no sleepin' in my bed
    Yeah, we gon' play, gon' play, gon' play until the day
    I said no sleep in my bed, no sleepin' in my bed
    Yeah, we gon' play, gon' play
    Then we'll sleep all through the day
    And do it again

    WE SHOOTIN SHOTS LIKE THE NRA
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Serious question for those with actual social experience (Pretty much everyone but me):

    IRL interactions seem like they overwhelmingly tend to be completely mundane, and they're never going to be as good as anime, which can be perfectly designed, so why even bother? Why can't I just watch anime to vicariously fulfill any need for social interaction?

    watching fake people have fake conversation isnt going to scratch the itch for real conversation my man
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    im gonna slide through and take your bitch and hate fuck them lanny
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    ive been graduated from high school for 2 weeks and im just now getting accustomed to having more free time to do drugs and play videogames...

    JUST IN TIME for me to apply at a labor union so i can pursue a career but the labor union is anti-drug

    im gonna relish this last week or two i have of being able to get high before i have to stop doing drugs so i can pass a urine test

    anyone got recommendations of shit that will still get me fucked up that wont show up on a piss test? without drugs i am nothing
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    in the words of kevin gates "yeah i eat booty, im a GANGSTA nigga"
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    ice her.

    take a 55 gallon barrel, burn the body, and powder the remains and bag them. drive as far away as you can, and dump the powder in a body of water. burn the bag. cut down and melt the 55gal barrel in a rocket stove
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Benny Hausburg Hey Lanny, I know you don't know me, but are you on New Mongomery or 2nd avenue?

    There was no intent to break the law but I might of been the one who shat on the enterence way because none of those business let you go in to use the restrooms. Like Perry's fucking snobs.

    fuck perry's we've had multiple servers where i work quit and start working there

    faggot dickheads
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    i once spent all my saved up tithe money on adderall and weed
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny first time making weed brownies, we'll see how it goes. Anyone done it before? The butter got to be a pretty dark shade of green, was worried I might have burned it.

    post a trill og recipe for making cannabutter
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † Who the fuck is this guy?

    who the fuck are you
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice If it actually happens, could I get a BJ too? I'm literally a handholdless kissless mid-20s virgin, by choice due to severe aspergers. I have severe OCD and am extremely clean, actually wash using a dish scouring pad, lathering and rinsing multiple times (at least 3), then applying clear gel deodorant when I dry off to prevent sweating. I'll also insist on a condom because I don't trust you, you've been a whore in the past and oral herpes is far too common and often asymptomatic. Also, all trolling aside, my penis is actually a decent size, even above average.

    The scenario would be a homemade glory hole that completely blocks me from sight, with neither of us speaking, due to crippling anxiety around strangers and being incapable of random conversation. I could also engage in physical S&M afterward if you want, you know I can be highly abusive and malicious, although I would insist on wearing a mask, something that covers my entire head, other than my eyes (may wear sunglasses as well). I know how to stimulate a prostate and would never try any cringy moves, just the best positions.

    look brother the whole point is to not have to "sell" yourself like a tv infomercial product

    dont give them your fuckin resume
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    main monitor is for runescape the other is for youtube/spotify/shitposting
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    high cap 2.5 inch drives so if i want to put some shows or tvs i dont have to use the big fuckoff 3.5 and plug in the psu and all that dumb shit. that one drive and the box i have it and all the other shit in takes up the space of both of my 2.5s combined in my bedside table and i wish i had that real estate to put other shit in
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    so i know ive told you guys about my xanax debacle from last summer, but i got a snapchat the other day from a guy i know who pushes mad weight about buying some. theres another story around this guy i can tell but ill save it for another time. so, i bought 5 pressed bars from him each containing 4mg alprazolam for 20 bucks, and in an effort to not have shitfest part 2 i only took a quarter last night and have actually experienced them. im currently on approx 1.5mg of it right now, and all i really have to say about them is theyre pretty nice to relax with. it has me feeling pretty chilled out
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Piles of Crack You know I'll have you out of that hellhole soon enough. I wish I could give you more than a three day vacation for the time being but it's better than nothing and will hopefully help clear your head a bit and give you some hope/perspective of how it will be once you can live a normal life. That asshole doesn't deserve someone like you.

    if she isnt bullshitting you then vietnam vets are totally FUCKED. that is true suffering and he is better off dead because such a quality of life is literally worse than squalor. hydro, pm me his address, name, etc and if i ever happen across the area i can dispose of him in exchange for his booze and drugs
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