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2017-06-24 at 4:15 AM UTC in I got 99 alts and a bitch is one
Originally posted by greenplastic actually nah it's on your old account and i'm not about to go through the self taught man's shit
but it doesnt matter, everyone remembers you posting about how your "boys" were in a gang of white supremacists that like to pose for pictures like they're criminals
whoda thunk risir would be a poser since hes a raghead in germany, a cuck land full of them trying to assimilate into western culture -
2017-06-24 at 1:47 AM UTC in When I hear sirens, I will often mock them.upvoted
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2017-06-24 at 1:44 AM UTC in just giving homeless people free drugsi gave a homeless guy an al capone unenhancemented the other day
one of my drug dealer acquaintances gave a guy some xanax a few days ago -
2017-06-24 at 1:40 AM UTC in I feel like the whole board is hitting on Kinkoucaring about girls on the internet is retarded and gay unless theyre e whores
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2017-06-24 at 1:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDScurrently blowing up my toilet with a plutonium based fission ass nuke
ask me anything -
2017-06-24 at 1:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by RestStop Blimp's soarin', how the hell did I get in this space?
Four in the mornin', how did I get in this place?
Oh, it don't matter, got smoke, drink, and I'm runnin' this space
Done contemplatin', I'mma take it in and groove in this piece
N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide
The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be
N,N-Dimethyltryptamine and Lysergic acid diethylamide
The vibes are effervescent, delicious, just how they should be
No sleep in my bed, no sleepin' in my bed
Yeah, we gon' play, gon' play, gon' play until the day
I said no sleep in my bed, no sleepin' in my bed
Yeah, we gon' play, gon' play
Then we'll sleep all through the day
And do it again
WE SHOOTIN SHOTS LIKE THE NRA -
2017-06-23 at 4:24 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Malice Serious question for those with actual social experience (Pretty much everyone but me):
IRL interactions seem like they overwhelmingly tend to be completely mundane, and they're never going to be as good as anime, which can be perfectly designed, so why even bother? Why can't I just watch anime to vicariously fulfill any need for social interaction?
watching fake people have fake conversation isnt going to scratch the itch for real conversation my man -
2017-06-17 at 6:14 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.im gonna slide through and take your bitch and hate fuck them lanny
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2017-06-17 at 12:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSive been graduated from high school for 2 weeks and im just now getting accustomed to having more free time to do drugs and play videogames...
JUST IN TIME for me to apply at a labor union so i can pursue a career but the labor union is anti-drug
im gonna relish this last week or two i have of being able to get high before i have to stop doing drugs so i can pass a urine test
anyone got recommendations of shit that will still get me fucked up that wont show up on a piss test? without drugs i am nothing -
2017-06-16 at 11:37 PM UTC in Hello I am Bennyin the words of kevin gates "yeah i eat booty, im a GANGSTA nigga"
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2017-06-16 at 10:33 PM UTC in Hello I am Bennyice her.
take a 55 gallon barrel, burn the body, and powder the remains and bag them. drive as far away as you can, and dump the powder in a body of water. burn the bag. cut down and melt the 55gal barrel in a rocket stove -
2017-06-16 at 10:28 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †
Originally posted by Benny Hausburg Hey Lanny, I know you don't know me, but are you on New Mongomery or 2nd avenue?
There was no intent to break the law but I might of been the one who shat on the enterence way because none of those business let you go in to use the restrooms. Like Perry's fucking snobs.
fuck perry's we've had multiple servers where i work quit and start working there
faggot dickheads -
2017-06-16 at 10:27 PM UTC in The Nigga Confessional™ †i once spent all my saved up tithe money on adderall and weed
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2017-06-16 at 10:24 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
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2017-06-16 at 10:22 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.
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2017-06-16 at 10:12 PM UTC in Every other number is a multiple of 2.
Originally posted by Malice If it actually happens, could I get a BJ too? I'm literally a handholdless kissless mid-20s virgin, by choice due to severe aspergers. I have severe OCD and am extremely clean, actually wash using a dish scouring pad, lathering and rinsing multiple times (at least 3), then applying clear gel deodorant when I dry off to prevent sweating. I'll also insist on a condom because I don't trust you, you've been a whore in the past and oral herpes is far too common and often asymptomatic. Also, all trolling aside, my penis is actually a decent size, even above average.
The scenario would be a homemade glory hole that completely blocks me from sight, with neither of us speaking, due to crippling anxiety around strangers and being incapable of random conversation. I could also engage in physical S&M afterward if you want, you know I can be highly abusive and malicious, although I would insist on wearing a mask, something that covers my entire head, other than my eyes (may wear sunglasses as well). I know how to stimulate a prostate and would never try any cringy moves, just the best positions.
look brother the whole point is to not have to "sell" yourself like a tv infomercial product
dont give them your fuckin resume -
2017-06-16 at 8:01 PM UTC in Old ass monitors at goodwillmain monitor is for runescape the other is for youtube/spotify/shitposting
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2017-06-16 at 7:58 PM UTC in Future tech you want to seehigh cap 2.5 inch drives so if i want to put some shows or tvs i dont have to use the big fuckoff 3.5 and plug in the psu and all that dumb shit. that one drive and the box i have it and all the other shit in takes up the space of both of my 2.5s combined in my bedside table and i wish i had that real estate to put other shit in
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2017-06-16 at 7:55 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSso i know ive told you guys about my xanax debacle from last summer, but i got a snapchat the other day from a guy i know who pushes mad weight about buying some. theres another story around this guy i can tell but ill save it for another time. so, i bought 5 pressed bars from him each containing 4mg alprazolam for 20 bucks, and in an effort to not have shitfest part 2 i only took a quarter last night and have actually experienced them. im currently on approx 1.5mg of it right now, and all i really have to say about them is theyre pretty nice to relax with. it has me feeling pretty chilled out
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2017-06-16 at 7:33 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS
Originally posted by Piles of Crack You know I'll have you out of that hellhole soon enough. I wish I could give you more than a three day vacation for the time being but it's better than nothing and will hopefully help clear your head a bit and give you some hope/perspective of how it will be once you can live a normal life. That asshole doesn't deserve someone like you.
if she isnt bullshitting you then vietnam vets are totally FUCKED. that is true suffering and he is better off dead because such a quality of life is literally worse than squalor. hydro, pm me his address, name, etc and if i ever happen across the area i can dispose of him in exchange for his booze and drugs