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Posts by cerakote

  1. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 Jerked it to an Asari stripper in Mass Effect once when I was like 15.

    i jerked off to a porn spray on tf2 once
  2. cerakote African Astronaut
    take the hijabs off of all the concubines in his harem
  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    tfw nobody said me

    reststop, mmq, and sophie probably... risir, actor, dargo and aldra are good too

    anyone who has a refined shitposting palate is a good poster in my book
  4. cerakote African Astronaut
    when i was like 11 and hadnt figured out how to yank my shit like an adult i would just rub a stuffed animal on my dick for a while

    then i learned what porn was and i literally google image searched boobs on my phone (which was a fucking lg lotus)
  5. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Rolf is not happy you are laughing at Rolf.

    signed; Rolf

    GREETINGS, ED BOY
  6. cerakote African Astronaut
    le millenom girl
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    oh man this is the kind of thread i know the answer to

    nitrile gloves have better tensile strength from my experience, but latex holds up better under heat. what i usually do at work is alternate between nitrile and latex, so i will put my cutting gloves on and then put on nitrile gloves and when those eventually rip, put on latex.

    nitrile gloves are looser at the wrist for whatever size you wear, while latex fit decently at the appropriate size.

    as for leaving prints through a nitrile glove, im not sure, but having an alternated layer of nitrile>latex would fix that entirely and its not even a millimeter of extra thickness on your hand for peace of mind. putting a pair over one youre already wearing is a little problematic if both pairs are dry, so what i do is get the pair in already wearing wet or get some water inside the 2nd pair so they slide right on. dont overdo it with the water though, you dont want shitty dripping hands
  8. cerakote African Astronaut
    how the fuck does this even happen
  9. cerakote African Astronaut
    bix nood
  10. cerakote African Astronaut
    congratulations on learning how to look at a calendar
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    ok heres what you do

    get a bunch of blank cds
    youtube to mp3 "anime pussy josip on deck"
    burn it on like 20 discs and write "DO NOT PLAY THIS DISC" on all of them in sharpie
    give them to people or leave them in public places

    it will be the most ironic thing of 2017
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    im suck bepis xD
  13. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock I have some. it tastes like meat. come nibble upon it…I promise youll like it.

    my man if your dick is spotted i think that means you have a moldy penis

    take it back to the store and tell them they sold you an out of date item
  14. cerakote African Astronaut
    brain surgeon
  15. cerakote African Astronaut
    i think theres a food in bongland called spotted dick
  16. cerakote African Astronaut
    WOW! HOLY SHIT! That is a pretty good meme my dude, like one of the best memes I have ever seen in my life, and I've been on le 4chan for a good long time, I mean holy shit! What a fucking good ass meme! Did you come up with this meme? Or if not, could I please have le sauce, my dood? Cause holy shit when I saw this meme on my meme stream I kek'd so damn hard. I wish my friends could come and see this meme, we would be LOL'ing and KEK'ing all day and night. I mean fuck, holy fuck, this meme is such a damn good meme, I hope this meme becomes popular because it deserves more praise than it has, but holy shit, this is a good meme.
  17. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Magic-Scrawnson nigger*

    ur the only 1

    do you know what website youre on

    this is the gay nigger space drugs depot
  18. cerakote African Astronaut
    gay niggers from outer space
  19. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock

    do you go on /pol/ or stormfront
  20. cerakote African Astronaut
    how much for you to take a hit off of a dick vape

    i dont want a drawing i want the real thing
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