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  1. You're such a waste of life. Spend all day online hating everyone and telling them they're pathetic, when you haven't had a real conversation with another human being in a decade. Instead you think you can substitute genuine human affection and happiness with statistics, that you interpret in your own favor to tell yourself what you're doing isn't killing you. Everything you write is you obsessing over your own mental and bodily processes. Nothing you do means anything, it's like watching a wild animal react to it's impulses in a calculated manner, to try to attain a fleeting feeling of contentment while being trapped in an isolation chamber. Throw in an experimental environmental cue and see how the creature introduces it into the self-preservation toolkit, to prevent it's own suicide from the totally emptiness of it's existence. You really should kill yourself. You're so maladjusted to life you've proudly become your own lab rat.
  2. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Shitposting hour, blaming it on not feeling well.

    First time seeing this meme, Libertarian Spider-Man. Some of these are gold, they have me a good chuckle: https://imgur.com/a/osWpE
  3. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by the holy ghost You're such a waste of life. Spend all day online hating everyone and telling them they're pathetic, when you haven't had a real conversation with another human being in a decade. Instead you think you can substitute genuine human affection and happiness with statistics, that you interpret in your own favor to tell yourself what you're doing isn't killing you. Everything you write is you obsessing over your own mental and bodily processes. Nothing you do means anything, it's like watching a wild animal react to it's impulses in a calculated manner, to try to attain a fleeting feeling of contentment while being trapped in an isolation chamber. Throw in an experimental environmental cue and see how the creature introduces it into the self-preservation toolkit, to prevent it's own suicide from the totally emptiness of it's existence. You really should kill yourself. You're so maladjusted to life you've proudly become your own lab rat.

    Duh.

    Translation: Stop stating the obvious as if you're providing profound insights.
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  4. it was a reminder


  5. Post last edited by Actor at 2016-12-19T03:51:41.865991+00:00
  6. Wouldn't this be a sweet blotter design

    .
  7. cerakote African Astronaut
    whichever faggot invented snus needs to die screaming

    NEVER buy general white

    its fucking T R A S H

    i have never wanted to die while consuming a tobacco product that badly

    grizzly wintergreen or fuck off
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    snus is for eurodegenerates
  9. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Oh, something else from r/ancap: https://www.reddit.com/r/Anarcho_Capitalism/comments/5iz7ti/ranarchist_and_rsocialism_are_attacking_each_other/?st=iwvlgsyg&sh=c05cc3a1

    I recieved a 3 day suspension on this sub for calling trump followers blind to the pitfalls of his ideology. The mod thought I was calling them physically blind and said I'm "ableist" and suspended me for asking why.
  10. Lanny Bird of Courage
    reading ancap selfposts is like watching retards fight. Deeply satisfying.
  11. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra snus is for eurodegenerates

    its also for the trashcan
  12. cerakote African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra snus is for eurodegenerates

    its also for the trashcan

    Originally posted by Actor Wouldn't this be a sweet blotter design

    .

    someone make a strobe flashing version of this and send it to the epileptic cuck guy from a few threads ago
  13. Originally posted by cerakote whichever faggot invented snus needs to die screaming

    NEVER buy general white

    its fucking T R A S H

    i have never wanted to die while consuming a tobacco product that badly

    grizzly wintergreen or fuck off

    Grizzly mint is alright too

    Skoal berry makes a wonderful air freshener
  14. Rectal administration of T-PAIN is a waste. Just a PSA.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Interesting, low dose bundy seems to surface mild suicidal desire/suicidality. Took a mere 40-60mg, likely. Didn't take it with the intention to get high. Of course I'm neurologically abnormal and could be hypersensitive, and I also took a higher than usual dose of memantine (Terrible unrelenting intrusive thoughts. It never ends.). I wonder how I'll feel tomorrow. Doubt this would be a superior anti-depressant to ketamine, but of course I haven't done enough research (I still remember the studies you linked to, sploo. Potentially fascinating.) to state that with a high (enough) level of confidence.

    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-19T10:45:29.206762+00:00

    bundy allows you to attain a holy state.

    No one is going to save you.


    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-19T10:49:17.134044+00:00
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Tasukete...tasukete...tasukete!!!

    True story, years ago I was so pissed at the irrationality of the kanji system (Hieroglyphs! Oh, and inefficiency as well, which I suppose can be a subset of irrationality.) that I rage quit0-and-rationalized learning Japanese, despite (regardless of) not finding it difficult, despite my very poor (possibly? (adjusted(for circumstances/environment))) propensity for human language.

    "You can always come to them for your problems. ("You can always be open and honest") "They'll always keep you safe, protect you, tell you what you need to know/hear, solve the problems you can't." Isn't that right, Lanny? Until it's your turn to take the horrific role you never asked for.

    That's the wonder of dissociation, it truly allows you to experience the false mind-body dichotomy. And, even further, to realize there's truly nothing there. Cut off my arms and legs and replace them with metal, there's nothing there. Let my entrails flow out, they're disgusting and feel bad, serve no purpose but maintenance. Let my brains burst out so the pain of existence can evaporate.
  17. so are you finally going to try tripping on bundy for once? it's about time.

    what are your intrusive thoughts about?

    the most interesting thing about bundy from your nootropics point is that it causes gliogenesis. i can't think of any other drug that promotes glial cell growth.
  18. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Glial cells! That was it! The "glue" of the brain, a potential key to general cognitive ability. A major part of the reason why I experimented with freeze dried/lyophilized royal jelly (potentially fascinating substance), particularly when combined with sublingual vinpocetine for vasodilation, increasing bioavailability. Of course a bit more thought may have resurfaced this data, to be clear, but what is worthy of commanding significant thought nowadays?

    My intrusive thoughts...well, they generally center around the most negative (subjective/emotional (impact)) aspects of (human) existence. Really should have been taking more memantine, but fell into a mindless apathetic habit. No real excuses (worthiness).

    Ultimately, psychedelics, whatever their potential, will likely be a realm that will always remain closed to me. I doubt there's really anything there, regardless.

  19. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    What if god is (was) like a father and he committed suicide when he realized how we turned out, fully realized what he had done and that nothing could truly atone for it.

    No, I’m not tripping or seriously believe this, it’s just an interesting story for why things turned out the way they did.
  20. Originally posted by Malice bundy allows you to attain a holy state.

    No one is going to save you.


    Post last edited by Malice at 2016-12-19T10:49:17.134044+00:00

    It is the ultimate test of your gut soul.

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