Today I was sober

1. 2016-11-28 at 1:53 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I only did a bit of speed, some benzos, TPAIN and Phenibut.
   
   I really don't know why every junkie does make such a big deal out of it. It's actually pretty easy to be sober.
2. 2016-11-28 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #2
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Should have smoked some weed dummy.
3. 2016-11-28 at 2:20 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Should have smoked some weed dummy.

   
   That's obligatory. My herb to oxygen ratio is 4:1.
4. 2016-11-28 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #4
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Is that why you’ve been such a bitch lately?
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5. 2016-11-28 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Is that why you’ve been such a bitch lately?

   
   No.
6. 2016-11-28 at 3:20 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   TPAIN
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7. 2016-11-28 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #7
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I gotta order some more come to think of it
8. 2016-11-28 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think I'll get myself a script and take it fo real.
9. 2016-11-28 at 3:54 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Malice Is that why you’ve been such a bitch lately?

   
   Hey, don't Thanks that, ok? I got feelings.
10. 2016-11-28 at 3:57 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny TPAIN

    
    "Yo doc, hear me out. I need some TPAIN in muh life, you feel me?"
11. 2016-11-28 at 3:59 AM UTC

    #11
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Me too. Not even a cig. Sunday is a good day of recovery. I of course got so trashed yesterday that I fell back into my towel bar in my bathroom and bent the shit out of it, which I've discovered myself having done no less than 10 times over the course of several months. 'Oopsy daisy!
12. 2016-11-28 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #12
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Lol, post a picture of it.
13. 2016-11-28 at 4:13 AM UTC

    #13
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
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    • AngryOnion, 
    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2016-11-28 at 4:16 AM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Me too. Not even a cig. Sunday is a good day of recovery. I of course got so trashed yesterday that I fell back into my towel bar in my bathroom and bent the shit out of it, which I've discovered myself having done no less than 10 times over the course of several months. 'Oopsy daisy!

    
    haha, I did that the one time I tried zopiclone. after 2 pills did nothing, I ate most of the box and blacked out.
    
    according to my girlfriend she woke up to a crashing sound which was apparently me jumping into the bathtub (we had a towelrack and a bunch of dirty clothes in it), then when she asked me what the fuck I was doing I went into the bedroom, talked absolute garbage about space for a half hour or so, then passed out, fell off the bed and slept on the floor
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    • mmQ, 
    • The Self Taught Man
15. 2016-11-28 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    That's my boy.
16. 2016-11-28 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A couple weeks ago I passed out after taking a piss at night and it's a miracle that I didn't smash my head into anything because my bathroom is tiny.
17. 2016-11-28 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #17
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by RisiR A couple weeks ago I passed out after taking a piss at night and it's a miracle that I didn't smash my head into anything because my bathroom is tiny.

    
    You have cancer.
18. 2016-11-28 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice You have cancer.

    
    Probably not. I'll still get my dick checked next month. When was the last time anyone saw your penis and what was their reaction?
19. 2016-11-28 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RisiR A couple weeks ago I passed out after taking a piss at night and it's a miracle that I didn't smash my head into anything because my bathroom is tiny.

    
    How do you flush your toilet? I hear every house in Germany is different
20. 2016-11-28 at 5:40 AM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by 180gr 10mm FMJ How do you flush your toilet? I hear every house in Germany is different

    
    I take my index finger and press the flush button. Sometimes up to three times because I take huge shits.