Originally posted by infinityshock
your mom called. she wants you to suck her dick when youre done sucking mine
Originally posted by mmQ
2003 internet posting style called they need you back.
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What if you never loved them in the first place?
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2017-04-05 at 8:07 PM UTC
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Got a free day off work
Call in a bomb threat from a payphone. Timeless classic.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
thats the first thing youve ever posted that ill agree with
From the guy thats too scared to post a current pic. Obviously you're embarrassed of yourself you stupid faggot. Lol
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Originally posted by o_o (s p l o o)
your sis is banging 8 y.o. hookers
No she's actually getting into fucking organic farming and a bunch of hippie shit. She's smart as fuck and very cool.
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Originally posted by Totse 2001
stop messing.. you found this photo on the net. You seriously risking your health smoking gel tabs? You're going to dry out the lung tissue and then you will scar it and then end up with COPD for life. maybe wreck your arterior walls as well.
Have you ever even #YOLO'D?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
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Originally posted by Lanny
Where did anyone say "Bill Krozby can't take care of one kid, ergo having a child is a full time job"? It seems like Bill Krozby not being able to something tells you very little about that thing indeed.
Bill Krozby rose rhe intial statement- raising 3 kids isn't a full-time job, and was retorted with 'YOU can't raise one kid.' Does that not imply Bill Krozby SAID THAT raising a kid is a job or anything of the sort? Jesus fuuuuck my example was perfect with the hours worked. It was.
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"working 30 hours a week isn't a full-time job"
"But you don't even work 10 hours a week."
How is that not a non seq
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Originally posted by WS
That shit is really offputting but anytime I'm vibing with a girl with pretty eyes and or teeth and shes younger than me somehow I end up talking about some real personal shit.
Maybe she was having a moment with you. Like she wanted to suck ya good but you didn't initiate.
This most likely. If you were paying attention you would've likely noticed her giving you a huge beckoning stare after the rape comment.
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Originally posted by WS
Hahaha I bet that shit aint authentic. well I bet it is. its hilarious that you're no longer in the pizza game.
No probably not considering I live in North Dakota, but I mean it's fucking gumbo. There's probably like 20 'authentic' ways to make it. Either way it's popular so take that for what it's worth. Got dang sausage pussy Galore.
Pizza game? In the span you've known me I've worked at a pizza place for like 5% of it and you weren't even around then. Nigga you crazier than a shit house rat boi!
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Originally posted by WS
picture of you stirring up some gumbo. posted here in this thread within 24 hours.
I deliver when it comes to pics because I'm a good guy and taking a picture takes all of 2 seconds so it's no inconvenience to me. I work all day tomorrow. I'll take a picture of me stirring gumbo while frying a frog and breading frozen gator meat.
Thank you.
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2017-04-04 at 5:49 AM UTC
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Bill Krozby is frightened
Submissive position under women..
So when I am the recipient of some Brazilian face sitting I'm 'simping myself.' Gotta be a cousin of cucking.
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2017-04-04 at 6:36 AM UTC
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I wrote a game: Onitama
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher
Add spectating so we can watch
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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2017-04-04 at 6:20 AM UTC
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I wrote a game: Onitama
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2017-04-04 at 6:13 AM UTC
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Bill Krozby is frightened
Originally posted by AltarEgo
When my wife is pissed i tighten every jar in the kitchen extra tight so she has to talk to me.
I've been reading this joke in my weekly men's journal since the 1950s.
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2017-04-04 at 5:07 AM UTC
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User CP Is Retarded
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2017-04-04 at 4:16 AM UTC
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User CP Is Retarded
How many lines of code would it take for me to get all the zoklet smilies up and running here?
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2017-04-03 at 1:52 AM UTC
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:Lanny is a nigger
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump
Ill take you up on that offer.
OHHHHH LOLLOLOK I WAS TROLLING YOU!!!!
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2017-04-02 at 2:52 AM UTC
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What's this hash
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher
No sir, I do not.
Oh ok. I do. I thought maybe we had that in common and I could come crash at your place for a few months.
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