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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nothing better than finding a girl who can cum after literally ten seconds of clit play. You can soak a goddamn bedsheet in like 5 minutes. Haha
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kinkou Just admit it, we know I stole your heart. ❤️

    Moar mom/aunt threesomes plOx. Thank you.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sleeping gas has notoriously been the term used for a gas utilized to knock someone out temporarily. Like Falco said, this is merely semantics.

    It's like saying you can't use baby powder as an adult, because it would no longer be considered baby powder.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Phoenix The real question is: is it possible to like anal and sucking dick and not be gay.

    Uhhhh yeah, if you're a girl. WTF?
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock suck dick, nigger

    It's a date. Your place or mine?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Can you summarize that in a one liner?

    Asians fix rice Selena Gomez likes dry hands military people are mad at themselves and nothing is funny.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock you're all fucking retards.

    Shut up you needle addled junkie! Go huff another round of jenk and drink some more of your piss balloons pal! Oh that's right you're probably too fucked up eating Dramamine and morning glory seeds. Typical Jill!
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Goodnight everybody.

    Badnight. May you awake in a state of sleep paralysis to be tormented by the Hat Man Himself.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice Hahaha, right when I read I could imagine you clumsily, even drunkenly, knocking your filthy container over, then exclaiming your displeasure. Sadistic.

    Lol sadistic??
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RisiR † Hey, mmGARRET, are you a Pakistani?

    Born and raised.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck germs more germs on your phone right now than a hundred toilet seats. I eat bottles of germs for no reason. I don't get sick. The ultimate bitch move is to be scared of a germ. /Thread
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Quick MQ story in faggot chan style

    >get new meds
    >get haircut
    >get ale
    >go play blackjack
    >make friends with dealer
    >stay late
    >hang out with hot bartenders and some guy
    >agree to get hotel room
    >agree to pay portion (never pay anything because they forget/ don't care)
    >go to hotel
    >get shit housed smoke a load of pot and drink heavy
    >girl 1 leaves randomly
    >girl 2 searches for her
    >sit in room getting high with dude, lol
    >girls come back say they wanna go
    >ignore, get high
    >girls leave
    >decide I want to go home now
    >leave other dude to his own devices
    >dude gives me a .5 g of bud
    >walk 1/4 way home somehow lose bud
    >retrace steps, cannot find it
    >give up, walk home, 3 miles, plan on finding bike to steal
    >never find bike, walk entire 3 miles
    >get home, chute 37.5mg phent
    >post story

    HAHA
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Idc what you say, I still think that was funny, lol.

    It's funny NOW since I'm no longer a poorfag. Man I really couldve used some real cash then, I was so excited the day it arrived, and you'll love this, it weighed too much and you didn't pay enough in postage so I had to pay the mail lady like 1.25 or something to even get it.

    IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT. SO SAD!!

    You know what's interesting the two people who have sent me money or trucks are HTS and Actro, two users generally notorious for not having very much money. INTERESTING!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby didn't click, learn to embed

    It's his channel, not a video, gontin.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You cross me again punk I'll make you change your phone number!! That's how me and my boys roll sonnn.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Reported.

    Rat!!
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock go to the beach. durh.

    Wow what an interesting idea. Durrrrh.

    He said INTERESTING, not routine, standard, basic shit to do this summer.

    Oh yeah OP like go outside dude! Grab a bite to eat on a patio, have a drink! Go to a friend's house! You know, interesting shit like that man!

    ANYWAY...

    Depends a bit on your financial situation. You could do as G-Plast and spend the summer abroad (though he changed his mind this summer).

    You could volunteer at a park or somewhere outside, get some experience doing something like that.

    Walk around your town and do reviews on all the bars and restaurants, send them to a reputable local publication, maybe make a few bones.

    Get a dog and spent the summer training it to do all the kewlest trix. Take to dog park. Get bitche$.

    Get really good at frisbee golf, make bets with college kids, have fun and make cash doing it.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dargo Your outlook appears to be:

    -Be rich, life is good.
    -Don't be rich, life is shitty and pointless.

    I suggest you reevaluate.

    It sounds like it's more,

    -True richness is being able to buy whatever cool shit they have at the gas station.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Malice All parents are murderers and should not be celebrated. Birth begets all suffering.

    It's true. It's like if you locked someone in a dark room with a little bit of food and water and let them starve to death; you'd be considered a murderer, the one responsible for confining them to a space thy didn't choose, of which they had no escape, and must remain until they died.

    Having a kid is the exact same thing, just on a larger scale. Confined to life, against your will, slowly dying, and no escape (other than dying).
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "natural"
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