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2017-06-20 at 12:21 AM UTC in sleeping gas in open spaceSleeping gas has notoriously been the term used for a gas utilized to knock someone out temporarily. Like Falco said, this is merely semantics.
It's like saying you can't use baby powder as an adult, because it would no longer be considered baby powder.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-17 at 9:33 AM UTC in Can a dude be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 4:21 PM UTC in What kind of nightmares do you have?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 12:58 AM UTC in restaurant near me has what would be considered offensive (and shitty) memesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 2:57 AM UTC in well gonts looks like i got jury duty againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 2:07 AM UTC in I'm about to be derpedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 2:04 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-20 at 12:49 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 9:42 PM UTC in So HIV infected needles in petrol pumps is now a thing...Fuck germs more germs on your phone right now than a hundred toilet seats. I eat bottles of germs for no reason. I don't get sick. The ultimate bitch move is to be scared of a germ. /ThreadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-16 at 1:14 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSQuick MQ story in faggot chan style
>get new meds
>get haircut
>get ale
>go play blackjack
>make friends with dealer
>stay late
>hang out with hot bartenders and some guy
>agree to get hotel room
>agree to pay portion (never pay anything because they forget/ don't care)
>go to hotel
>get shit housed smoke a load of pot and drink heavy
>girl 1 leaves randomly
>girl 2 searches for her
>sit in room getting high with dude, lol
>girls come back say they wanna go
>ignore, get high
>girls leave
>decide I want to go home now
>leave other dude to his own devices
>dude gives me a .5 g of bud
>walk 1/4 way home somehow lose bud
>retrace steps, cannot find it
>give up, walk home, 3 miles, plan on finding bike to steal
>never find bike, walk entire 3 miles
>get home, chute 37.5mg phent
>post story
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2017-06-07 at 7:48 PM UTC in Drunken Debauchery and Summer Misery
Originally posted by Captain Falcon Idc what you say, I still think that was funny, lol.
It's funny NOW since I'm no longer a poorfag. Man I really couldve used some real cash then, I was so excited the day it arrived, and you'll love this, it weighed too much and you didn't pay enough in postage so I had to pay the mail lady like 1.25 or something to even get it.
IMAGINE MY DISAPPOINTMENT. SO SAD!!
You know what's interesting the two people who have sent me money or trucks are HTS and Actro, two users generally notorious for not having very much money. INTERESTING! -
2017-06-19 at 4:27 AM UTC in Startin' up a youtube channelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-05-24 at 11:59 PM UTC in How far can you legally go with a phone number?You cross me again punk I'll make you change your phone number!! That's how me and my boys roll sonnn.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-19 at 2:04 AM UTC in Holy Shit!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 11:21 PM UTC in Interesting shit to do this summer.
Originally posted by infinityshock go to the beach. durh.
Wow what an interesting idea. Durrrrh.
He said INTERESTING, not routine, standard, basic shit to do this summer.
Oh yeah OP like go outside dude! Grab a bite to eat on a patio, have a drink! Go to a friend's house! You know, interesting shit like that man!
ANYWAY...
Depends a bit on your financial situation. You could do as G-Plast and spend the summer abroad (though he changed his mind this summer).
You could volunteer at a park or somewhere outside, get some experience doing something like that.
Walk around your town and do reviews on all the bars and restaurants, send them to a reputable local publication, maybe make a few bones.
Get a dog and spent the summer training it to do all the kewlest trix. Take to dog park. Get bitche$.
Get really good at frisbee golf, make bets with college kids, have fun and make cash doing it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 11:04 PM UTC in I have now accepted I'll never be rich.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 9:49 PM UTC in Daddy's day
Originally posted by Malice All parents are murderers and should not be celebrated. Birth begets all suffering.
It's true. It's like if you locked someone in a dark room with a little bit of food and water and let them starve to death; you'd be considered a murderer, the one responsible for confining them to a space thy didn't choose, of which they had no escape, and must remain until they died.
Having a kid is the exact same thing, just on a larger scale. Confined to life, against your will, slowly dying, and no escape (other than dying).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 10:27 PM UTC in In all seriousness though..."natural"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 11:31 AM UTC in Corrupt a Wish
Originally posted by NARCassist yeh but my shit don't stink, yay i'm awesome.
granted but because you no longer go to the store you lose touch of the prices of beer. the people going to the store for you take advantage of this fact and rip you off daily.
i wish i had a pile of heroin the size of my house that was totally invisible and undetectable in anyway to anybody else. like the tardis they would just walk straight past it completely oblivious to its existence. except for if i put into a wrap to sell/give to somebody, but then only they could see it.
now that would be so awesome
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Granted, but... You know what, fuck it, you can have your wish as is. I'm in a good mood today and it sounds like that would make you very happy. So be it.
I wish I could shapeshift.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 11:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDSThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
