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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Damn. I think August Ames was killed by Illuminati. She probably caught them doing some evil and was obviously not down with it so they were like "yeah, let's just tell the media she killed herself because she didnt want to fuck a gay guy" makes perfect sense.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS How do you feel when a visibly Muslim person sits next to you on a plane?

    PS: I'm not racist, I just find edgy racist humor funny and think niggers are predisposed to crime.

    They are predisposed to petty crime like stealings and assaults. Whites are predisposed to mass shootings and pedophilia. That's why everyone here likes whites.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ^LAZY NIGGER!!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm high. I don't fucking know. Are all self taught men black holes? HAHAHA
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop Internet anxiety..that is some next level shit bud. Also I thought the guess the photo thread was one of the better ones here but I never came close to solving one.

    Yeah I just made that up. I have no goddamn clue.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I can't stop hanging out with teenagers in junkyards at night time all huddled up inside a bangbus trying to convince them we're there to "catch a monster."
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    “Do you know what happens to white girls in jail?” she asked.

    He stared back at her, motionless. He knew she was expecting him to answer but he had other things on his mind, things of the sinister variety, and with a silent curl of his lips he took in a deep breath, let out a heavy sigh, and proceeded to aggressively and unabashedly force himself to go downstairs and make them some ice cream cones even though all they had at the moment were sugar-free cones.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You know it's legit if the street dealer calls it 'Sid.' That's universal for legitimate street acid. Every time.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock ask your mom.

    She guessed that you've given over 9000 handjobs and then called you a faggot but I corrected her and said he doesn't use his mouth to do it he's a straight man and she was like oh ok that makes more sense. And then she called you a faggot again anyway and I didn't correct her because I couldn't.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't consent to any of it and since I was new I didn't want to bring it up. I'm comfortable now. What can i do?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Amidst my depression, I forget that fucking ANGER is the best, most powerful, most motivating emotion of them all.

    Am I fucking g right???

    Here's an example. Make fun of it, and it will it ANGER/MOTIVATE ME further


    I have been lazy lately
    I'm sad. Chootie is dying (which I've kept to myself). My place has gone to shit.

    Alli want to do is NOTHING. AND I HAVE. But I finally got PISSED. I GOT FUCKING PISSED TODAY ABOUT IT ALL.

    And I cleaned. I ANGRILY cleaned my apt out of... Anger. And whatever. Norm faggots clean out of normalicy. NOT ME


    I LET MY PLACE GO TO SHIT. K? I DID. AND AS CHOOTIE GETS SICKER, I LET MYSELF GET SICKER TOO.

    But I let my anger help me today. CHOOTS in BOOTS might die soon, and it's going to hurt so bad, but I'm gonna make it help me get ANGRY, and do things better.

    Anger defeats depression.

    Its the overcoming
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You forced my hand!
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It was actually all HTS.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just read a bunch of technical jargon about it that I have no clue what it means. Something about blah blah GABA and blah careful taking it with stims and blah blah vitmain-b5 and some more shit about chemical stuff and complicated shit and then what resttop just said it lowers tolerance in other drugs apparently and then blah more chemistry stuff over my head and receptors and this and that and Alzheimer's and memory and whatnot.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I require a personal 15-25 minute holistically meticulous inspection of every person's shoes that I come in contact with the throughout each day.

    This allows me to ensure that there is a flawless, vibrant outer coat containing no creases or blemishes whatsoever, as well as performing a diagnostical analysis to confirm the appropriate symmetry and mathematical asthetics of any laces, straps, buckles, etc.

    Any footwear not meeting my strict criteria is immediately reduced to ashes in my portable incinerator that I carry on me at all times, and the owner is sent away indefinitely until new footwear is acquired.

    I do this not to be the bad guy, or the judgey nitpicker, but rather as a conscientious eyesight health enthusiast who takes great pride in the optimal favoring his visual palette's dietary preferences. In my case this includes a particularly aggressive disdain toward less-than-absolutely-perfect footwear.

    My primary objective is simply limiting the potential for unhealthy visual contact of said sub-pristine footwear in case I unknowingly glance at them for half a second.

    Except that it just dawned on me that I'm fucking staring at some of these tainted shoes every day during my inspections, for quite lengthy periods of time, and my eyes feel great, which means my doctor lied to me and this has all been for nothing.

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh gosh thanks for the support I didn't die just smashed every bone in my body other than my arms and hands. I'm fine. It's fine.

    Thank you.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby my daughters would tell me she doesn't like it,

    I really hope you accidentally forgot to type 'mom.'
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash That pic isn't yours is it?

    it from 2008 you knob. Where have you been? Admit your faults.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I immediately redact that comment.

    You'd see and hear a lot of me and then I'd somehow disappear. Or something.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny fugggg, I don't know why it's being a bitch. Cert renewal script ran as expected but it didn't bounce the HTTP server like it was supposed to. It's the most annoying fucking thing to debug too because the situation is only reproducible every 2-3 months (when renewal comes up, renewal script will refuse to negotiate a new cert if there's too much time remaining on the current one). Whatever, tried something else, we'll see if it works in 3 months I guess.

    You didn't meet THE DEMANDS.
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