2017-12-30 at 4:50 PM UTC
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I denied God today.
I've shown that post to dozens of people already today and they all enjoyed it. I'd say it's rated just fine.
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2017-12-30 at 3:55 PM UTC
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People who say 'lit'
Why is anyone defending the usage of 'lit' here? I can't imagine myself using it unironically. MAXIMUM CRINGE.
Everyone should be more like me. I'll paraphrase how I'd say those paraphrases.
"Got dang that's tight AF nigga"
"Furrealz?? Dang, dang."
"Yeah my nigger I was like super duper not myself like got dang nigger if I have a scent of drug usage just tell me to go use drugs elsewhere, NAWMEAN? Dang."
"Dang, this is good stuff."
That's how everyone should talk, like a MAN.
THANK YOU
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Not me. I was just considering becoming a composer so I could make songs with that dramatic pause in the middle that causes a lone audience member to start clapping and then the song bursts back in and he is filled with SHAME. I'd make every song like that.
I listen to some classical in the morning at work because my co-workers are all high strung and it helps to keep us all a little more relaxed.
Bach Bach Bach-aaaack!
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Moar liek Pee on the Confessional, ham iWrite++
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Originally posted by Enter
question mmQ
if you were to win the lottery and have a trophy wife, what's the one room your new house shouldn't be without
I wouldn't try to obtain a 'trophey wife.' They are for trophey losers.
But uh, a trophey room I suppose. Honk?
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Originally posted by CASPER
tfw when one forcefully removes the windshield from a niggas car because said young nigga gave you 300 antacids instead of xanax.
But then you learn that the pharmaceutical company MYLAN makes a 1mg pill "MYLAN1A", and you were not, in fact, given "Mylanta".
Easy mistake. lul.
Can I see tfw though?
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My dissociations mostly involved browning out and writing all sorts of epiphany-esque thoughts in an illegible enough manner to where the following day I was never able to decipher what the hell I was trying to say even though I KNEW it was of UTMOST IMPORTANCE.
I was a cough syrup guy, so it also just involved everything always smelling like cough syrup, in general.
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Lick the white dog shit, Enter. LICK IT.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
its fucking boring tho. i take people who go to church as a good indicator that they are the exact sort of boring people i want to avoid having in my life. even if they're family.
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When I was into it, it wasn't boring. Worshipping was actually fun, singing songs and dancing and shit, and I was interested in the teachings of the Bible at the time so I enjoyed learning about it. Its pretty much that simple. Same way you might find a class about heroin exciting but a class about taco shells boring.
Different strokes.
I get what you're saying, but in defense of the church I'll say that it can be interesting just as long as you're interested. Those that go there for appearances purposes are.the ones I don't get. They are surely bored but will get up early on Sundays to do that shit. That isn't right. Or normal. Or sane.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
LOL, so you and Hikikomori-Yume share a room in virtual China. Oh that's really awesome.
A good handful of site members like to think that if they believe something is true in their head, then it must be true, despite all physical evidence to the contrary. Quaint bunch we've got here.
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I do wanr to know how a penised person has not-gay sex with another penised person. Legitimate question.
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No. Its Idaho. I've seen enough information to confirm it. Above anything else, your refusal to admit it's Idaho is a classic Idaho resident move. Idaho's alright man. Don't be ashamed.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
why?
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Some people go on Easter and Christmas to be nice to their family that believes in it. Some go for appearances. Some go because they genuinely believe in it and enjoy it. And some go to stand in the back and scope out wealthy old people to follow home after the service and rob them at their own home for as much as money as they can get.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Zok, wires and acidmelt were mods on Totse, and you think they were "good". Hah. They were good, alright. Good for nothing.
Those were the only 3 mods? Interesting.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
psshhhhh… except for the other things i got her… what did you get your girl?
A new air pump.
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I'mma take a picture of your butt naked sister.
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while shitting your pants.
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2017-12-22 at 8:44 AM UTC
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Pizza and Root Beer
Originally posted by RestStop
Sounds high end.
Other than Gillette it's pretty much the best a man can get.
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Get on my level.
You can't.
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Originally posted by Captain Falcon
Tbh the movement itself looked like a good quality but mass produced/Chinese one. Nothing about the covers or whatever.
What antiques?
The sweater worn by Kevin in Home Alone.
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