2017-12-30 at 5:26 PM UTC
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Space-Time
The kid in my avatar is thinking those very questions. They're tough ones. Its just so fun to wonder!
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2017-03-15 at 2:32 AM UTC
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Thanks for keeping me company
Nothing beats drinking on the clock except maybe taking shits on the clock. Or taking shits while drinking. That's the ticket.
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Just say the box was empty.
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2018-01-19 at 3:14 AM UTC
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People Don't Like Me
Strippers get paid to like you.
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2018-01-18 at 4:52 PM UTC
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People Don't Like Me
No but really. On sex OFFENDER list means an unclean record. No two ways about it.
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2018-01-18 at 5:38 AM UTC
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tinychat is mod hell
I'm blasting heroin flying aroyund the room in a cape right now sucking someone's dick and you're NOT EVEN THERE~!!!
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The nice thing about being royalty in my hometown is that I'm actually ENCOURAGED to fux with virgins, so much to the point that upon waking up I am presented with 5 ripe ones of which I can decide how many, if any, I wish to deflower. Often I decline them all upon viewing their precious innocent eyes and wishing not to be the ruiner of said sweet innocence. I am a gentleman if nothing else.
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The Chuck E. Cheese jam band.
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Shouldn't this apply equally to both genders, what with the whole one night stand being a two gender thing? Usually.
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2018-01-16 at 7:47 AM UTC
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tinychat is mod hell
"Tinychat is dumb now that people aren't coming back from hospitalizations and burning their pubic hair."
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TFW you are trying to aggressively lick a girl's asshole but keep missing right above it and it HURTS your tongue from the effort
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Does the Toxic Avenger count?
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Originally posted by HTS
They're geniuses. They're making a fuckton of money. 💰
Then whoever is in charge of signing the check to pay for 100 million dollar toilets is a fucking idiot.
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2018-01-13 at 6:16 AM UTC
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Well fuck me
Originally posted by RestStop
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To be honest m8,this is old hat.
Like over a year ago.
Lanny and everyone else already knew he weighed more than Bill Krozby, like no SHIT, but Bill Krozby made a cringe challenge and didn't show up. That's really the end of it.
I can't deny that lanyard has made some biased bans on Bill Krozby in general, but it wasn't because of this weigh-in thing.
And ultimately, if it was a matter of butthurt, Lanny could have permabanned Bill Krozby many moons ago, yet Bill Krozby Is still the highest post count member with essentially no restriction.
Its just whatever. I don't really think twice about this shit normally.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
what are you getting in the mail though?
New Pizza Hut coupons.
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Originally posted by Fox Paws
Who was she
His sister
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2018-01-08 at 4:11 AM UTC
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Fucking CHIPS
Originally posted by RestStop
I always wanted to try pickle chips. I would imagine it's one of those things that's either awesome or horrible.
Dill pickle chips are BA AF, lit family member.
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Originally posted by Kolokol-1
I'm trying to drink it because it's my last one and I don't feel like going back to the store, but fuck, this shit is nasty
Plug it :)
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