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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Strippers get paid to like you.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No but really. On sex OFFENDER list means an unclean record. No two ways about it.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm blasting heroin flying aroyund the room in a cape right now sucking someone's dick and you're NOT EVEN THERE~!!!
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The nice thing about being royalty in my hometown is that I'm actually ENCOURAGED to fux with virgins, so much to the point that upon waking up I am presented with 5 ripe ones of which I can decide how many, if any, I wish to deflower. Often I decline them all upon viewing their precious innocent eyes and wishing not to be the ruiner of said sweet innocence. I am a gentleman if nothing else.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Chuck E. Cheese jam band.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shouldn't this apply equally to both genders, what with the whole one night stand being a two gender thing? Usually.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Tinychat is dumb now that people aren't coming back from hospitalizations and burning their pubic hair."
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    TFW you are trying to aggressively lick a girl's asshole but keep missing right above it and it HURTS your tongue from the effort
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Does the Toxic Avenger count?
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by HTS They're geniuses. They're making a fuckton of money. 💰

    Then whoever is in charge of signing the check to pay for 100 million dollar toilets is a fucking idiot.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To be honest m8,this is old hat.

    Like over a year ago.

    Lanny and everyone else already knew he weighed more than Bill Krozby, like no SHIT, but Bill Krozby made a cringe challenge and didn't show up. That's really the end of it.

    I can't deny that lanyard has made some biased bans on Bill Krozby in general, but it wasn't because of this weigh-in thing.

    And ultimately, if it was a matter of butthurt, Lanny could have permabanned Bill Krozby many moons ago, yet Bill Krozby Is still the highest post count member with essentially no restriction.

    Its just whatever. I don't really think twice about this shit normally.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby what are you getting in the mail though?

    New Pizza Hut coupons.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Who was she

    His sister
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I always wanted to try pickle chips. I would imagine it's one of those things that's either awesome or horrible.

    Dill pickle chips are BA AF, lit family member.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You guys are so mean
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I'm trying to drink it because it's my last one and I don't feel like going back to the store, but fuck, this shit is nasty

    Plug it :)
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You're good kolo.

    Overthinking shit as usual. You've always had a relatable tendency to do that.

    I jelly of you.

    Does this mean you got your bike license? I remember you saying you had to go through new hoops.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Since Falco is objectively smarter funnier and wittier than you, I cannot get on board. But I will stop caring about you if you want?
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    As an outside observer, whatever. I don't care. Bill Krozby You did forget to show up. Which is funny because Lanny NEVER SHOWS UP. but he did. So like by all rights the right thing to do is just finally admit you were wrong, you fucked up, you lost.

    Just say you lost. The weight was never the issue. You didn't show up to 'The Fight.' That's. Forfeit.

    Jesus Cringe why do I even care? I like you both.
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