2017-12-30 at 7:36 AM UTC
So there's a guy at my work who is a fucking bro meme. I'm going to paraphrase some quotes here, but they're not far off.
"Damn that's lit as fuck fam."
"Oh yeah? Lit, lit."
"Yeah bro I was lit as hell I'm like damn if I smell like weed just send me home hueahueahuea!"
"Shit is pretty fucking lit"
I swear to Jesus almighty this dude says 'lit' in every other sentence. All fucking day. I think he holds the record for the quickest I have ever disliked somebody. I generally try to avoid him when I'm at work but sometimes its impossible so I just tell him to do shit to get him away from me. If I could, I'd stick him in the garbage press.
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2017-12-30 at 7:37 AM UTC
aldra
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Originally posted by 哈哈你看不懂中文
I'd stick him in the garbage press
fyi I read this is an allusion to gay sex
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2017-12-30 at 7:38 AM UTC
is that uncommon in your neck of the woods or do you just dislike it specifically?
IDK, it's not really associated with "being a bro meme" in my mind, most people say it.
2017-12-30 at 11:55 AM UTC
Yea, youthspeak is retarded. It wasn't any different when we did it.
I use some of it ironically because I'm that faggot now, no homo.
what sort of youth speak do they use in deutschland riser?
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2017-12-30 at 3:10 PM UTC
One of my sister's friends used to say "extreme" all the time. He wasn't a bad guy, but it was hard not to laugh at him
For example, "that's extreme dude"
2017-12-30 at 3:55 PM UTC
Why is anyone defending the usage of 'lit' here? I can't imagine myself using it unironically. MAXIMUM CRINGE.
Everyone should be more like me. I'll paraphrase how I'd say those paraphrases.
"Got dang that's tight AF nigga"
"Furrealz?? Dang, dang."
"Yeah my nigger I was like super duper not myself like got dang nigger if I have a scent of drug usage just tell me to go use drugs elsewhere, NAWMEAN? Dang."
"Dang, this is good stuff."
That's how everyone should talk, like a MAN.
THANK YOU
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2017-12-30 at 3:58 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
^yo dawg you must be lit mah nigga. fuckin faggot slammers always get lit all day errr day fam
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Isn't there some trash band named Lit? That should be reason enough to not use it in casual conversation.
2017-12-30 at 4:54 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
I actually like that shit tier band because im an 80's kid
*runs away*
2017-12-30 at 5:08 PM UTC
maybe theres a reason why he acts like this. low iq? abused by his daddy? no friends?
find out and report back