Originally posted by Enter
That's how easy these fucking whores will give it up? Meeting someone on a fucking BUS and then immediately taking them home and fucking them?
Why would you want it any other way?
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Originally posted by RestStop
I feel like I either will be dripping in bitches or dead by May.
The reality is they'll both come to fruition.
I appreciate your service to the dope game and steadfast commitment to the lifestyle.
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Originally posted by MOETARD!
Drop your dirty pics to §m£ÂgØL here.
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Looks like the trunk of a palm tree, double entendre intended.
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2018-01-17 at 9:17 PM UTC
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My cat is ill
Sorry for your loss m8. :(
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Originally posted by RestStop
His hate threads do be fly though.
He's got you now too? Damn.
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And then every so often you pick up several gallons of coldstone creamery birthday cake remix ice cream laced with twix and kit-kat and Heath bar and graham crackers, and obtain an obese sack of the best 'good good' you can get your hands on, put them both within arm's reach and have yourself a POWER NIGHT where you do nothing but GORGE between the two with a big stupid Cheshire grin pasted on your face.
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2018-01-23 at 9:56 PM UTC
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Have you had a hard life?
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Why would you want another kid to never pay any attention to?
Because for funzies. It's like planting a cRaZy MyStErY PlAnT that needs attention to grow but you know someone will tend to it if you dont. Then you get to go peek in on it for a few minutes a year and see how CrAaAaZzY it's getting! None of the hassle, all of the reward!
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Sorry for ruining your potential experience from this thread Daggo. I got caught up in the discussion myself and have just been running with it. Truth be told obbe Falco and I all like seem to agree that we ultimately were determined to overtake the thread but only obbe feels he did it because he had no choice whereas me and Falco made our decisions based on our own free will to so.
Sick, sick world.
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2018-01-22 at 7:03 AM UTC
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Have you had a hard life?
By most standards I'd say yes, but I accept responsibility for it being that way as opposed to a hard life due to a series of unfortunate events outside of one's control.
Two inpatient treatment programs consisting of a total time of 22 months.
Drug court outpatient treatment lasting a year, 3 times a week, bi-weekly court appearances and monthly probation meetings.
3 other court-ordered outpatient treatment programs consisting of a total time of 8 months.
At least ten periods of jail/prison incarceration consisting of a total time of 12 months.
3 court-ordered halfway house stays consisting of a total time of 14 months.
Off and on probation from age 17-28, with several violations.
At least $5,000 in fines and court costs.
Multiple DUIs resulting in incarceration and/or treatment, as well as loss of driving priveleged. From age 16 until now I've probably had a valid driver's license 35 or 40% of the time.
5 felonies ranging from burglary to possession of a stolen vehicle.
Probably at least 15 arrests and misdemeanor charges ranging from driving under suspension to simple assault.
Loss of my dad when I was 22 due to hep-c, liver and kidney failure.
Ongoing major depressive disorder diagnosed at age 25 though certainly started earlier than that.
A very habitual personality resulting in several addictions, mainly cigarettes and drinking, costing me god knows how much money and time over the last 15 years.
The accumulation of the aforementioned things inhibiting my desire and ability to pursue a professional career, save any real significant amount of money, or have more/better/stronger relationships with family and friends.
Pretty sure Chootie has cancer or some shit.
Shrimp Creole, shrimp soup, shrimp salad, and well, tha-, that's about i-it.
To be fair, I've had a plenty of intermittent wonderful times and experiences in my life as well, but the consequences of my actions have drastically affected the potential I had to do much more with my life up to this point.
Relatively speaking I'm doing alright these days for what it's worth. Finally saving a little money beyond a paycheck to paycheck lifestyle, making $15+ an hour at a nearby job I usually have fun working at, soon to reobtain my driver's license which will drastically help to open up possibilities and my pursuit of schooling or non-hospitality occupations that pay well and I have a passion for.
Anyway..
2long did not Reed: I've wasted most of my adult life being a miserable piece of shit because of crime, addiction, and depression, but things are looking up for the most part.
I also like brief walks in my parking lot, romantic getaways to cemeteries and crack dens, and exploring nature and the outdoors on YouTube videos while laying in my dark bedroom.
The End
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
2 months ago i was doing my laundry..
Obvious fiction, ya dirty hippie.
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But did she swallow?
(Comment falls under 'cringe-edge' category)
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Originally posted by NARCassist
you have to take the pledge of alleg-edge
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I pledge alledgence, the the fledge, of the Unedged Stedges of Americedge, and to the Repedgelic for which it stedges, one Nedgeon, Indivedgeble, with ledgerty and justedge for all.
Edit-
>under Gedge,<
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Even worse, to me, is burning the roof of my mouth. Just feels like a hot sore for the next 24 hours and you really can't avoid touching it with your tongue, AGITATING IT, repeatedly.
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There are only three types of edge- sarcastic edge, cringe edge, and try-hard edge. Or any combination of them.
Serious edge doesn't exist. The closest comparison to it existing would be that of an invisible ghost. You might be looking right at it, but you'd never know, because the term 'edge' doesn't ever cross your mind.
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I set you guys up for a lot of good one-liners; you should appreciate me more.
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Dude. You're getting a Dell.
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2018-01-21 at 9:18 AM UTC
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People Don't Like Me
Originally posted by Enter
What mental illness? Legitimately asking.
Inferiority complex. Legitimately answering.
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2018-01-21 at 8:45 AM UTC
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People Don't Like Me
Originally posted by Enter
Honk? What you mean?
Go talk to a psychologist to get help with your mental illness.
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Originally posted by Enter
I hate it when people IRL tell me to smile. What's there to fucking smile about? We're all fucking dead.
Ok. Cry harder then.
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