There are only three types of edge- sarcastic edge, cringe edge, and try-hard edge. Or any combination of them.
Serious edge doesn't exist. The closest comparison to it existing would be that of an invisible ghost. You might be looking right at it, but you'd never know, because the term 'edge' doesn't ever cross your mind.
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Originally posted by mmQ
There are only three types of edge- sarcastic edge, cringe edge, and try-hard edge. Or any combination of them.
Serious edge doesn't exist. The closest comparison to it existing would be that of an invisible ghost. You might be looking right at it, but you'd never know, because the term 'edge' doesn't ever cross your mind.
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Is it just Texas or everywhere that when the national anthem starts during a game on TV, the whole bar stops and everyone takes off their hats and most people put their right hand over their heart? I just awkwardly sat there without my hand over my heart. So badass.
lol, fuck no. I always assumed they put the national anthem in so you knew you had a couple minutes to get beer before the game starts.
Originally posted by Malice
Hahaha, thank fuck I'm never going to have children.
child support... phone number *typing sounds*
heh, that's pretty funny. I feel sorry for this kid.
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I wonder how many folks that get offended at the National Anthem kneelers will stand up with hats off and hands on heart when they're watching it from their own home. I'd imagine very few, which suggests of course that the only real reason they'd do it at a live event is because they a)are too self-conscious to be comfortable just sitting there while those around them stand, or b)believe there's a discernable difference between respecting the anthem as sung live in person vs sung live over the TV.
I guess that would apply to the kneelers as well, assuming they don't get on a knee in protest when watching from home or a bar or some shit.
Anyway, respect to the "sitters" and as Lanyard mentioned, the opportunists, who use the anthem to go to the concessions or take a shit.
Originally posted by NARCassist
you have to take the pledge of alleg-edge
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I pledge alledgence, the the fledge, of the Unedged Stedges of Americedge, and to the Repedgelic for which it stedges, one Nedgeon, Indivedgeble, with ledgerty and justedge for all.
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Saw an estate sale today, went to check it out. Grabbed a lot of stuff for free which was dope, probably $200 in spices and some random house stuff. The crown jediel of the venture however was the booze. Two liqueurs I hadn't heard of before, bottles of dry vermouth and campari, and a bottle of creme de menthe. I've heard of the latter beforre but never actually used it. This shit is a unnerving sort of green, tried it with some dry vermouth and gin in a 1 : 1 : 2 mix, like the un-dirty martini or something:
It was drinkable but the straight sweetness of it was weird. Anyone know any creme de menthe drinks that don't taste like something a dumb college kid would drink too many of and regret it the next morning?
