Brexit is objectively the cringiest portmanteau known to mankind and I'm offended it's getting thrown around on this site like a literal goddamned ragdoll.
:hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmppppH!!:
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2018-06-03 at 6:19 AM UTC
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Contrary to popular belief
Anyway, it's tort. Gnight.
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2016-04-08 at 5:31 AM UTC
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Sexual Boredom
I was banging this chick last night right, and she's all like let's do the reverse Superman position and I'm all like Bitch that's all we ever do and she's like but you never wear the cape and I'm like bitch I don't need the cape and she's like you're right Superman.
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Originally posted by Boss_bebe74
Watching this white trash trying to shove a carseat with the baby in it into the back of her SUV and continuously slamming her car door into the car next to hers with her door. Fuck I hate people.
Sounds like a good time to bust out the phone and record a CONFRONTATION.
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Your mother's face can't say anything because its stuffed with cocks.
Originally posted by Obbe
Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I’d wipe off your chin.
timeless classics
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Originally posted by xox_LJ_xox
Thanks, soy. I go by how ppl post as well (for the most part). You can get a feel how ppl are in general by their posting style. Minus the smartassness and busting balls with certain ppl who want to stick with a certain persona online.
Anyway, I was just curious since a lot of posts say “post selfie or naked selfie”. Lol
Carry on! :)
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Originally posted by infinityshock
amateur level.
Why is your skin all speckled with little red dots ol lyme disease having bitch
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Originally posted by RisiR †
Is that a pornstar?
Apparently irishka gurskaya
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Oh, good. Inb4 butthole frog
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Originally posted by POLECAT
that aint 24 bro
He means the poster above him, please.
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2018-06-01 at 5:53 PM UTC
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Eating placentas
That's fine. We'll eat it lady and the tramp style and romantically meet in the middle for a slobbery placenta kiss.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I remember I rented a video from family video long time ago and it had people lined up in a firing squad and they was shooting them one by one in the line.. I was traumatized and I wish I never got the video.. they just said it was shocking things from over seas…
Lmao I'm gonna open a store called FAMILY TRINKETS AND FUN THINGS and upon walking in its just me fucking an old bloated corpse with a big price tag attached
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Originally posted by infinityshock
faggot
Originally posted by mmQ
post one single picture of your face and I'll send you all the nude selfies you can handle in a thousand lifetimes, maggot.
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Haha trading pics. Do people still do that? I remember thst was a thing when I first joined AOL about 20 years ago- the "secret" rooms called 'pics' or 'celebs' where you'd just message people and try to exchange and trade nudes like a neve Campbell for your pamela anderson. Then it was all about finding RARES since most of the pics were just repeats and fakes.
I'm sure I looked at some child pizza because there was no way for me to know the difference
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2018-06-01 at 4 PM UTC
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Gumbo TSTM'd last night
Considering that's like his 5th time I'd say, si.
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Scratching my thigh facing southeast in direction sitting in a chair with my right foot (sockless) resting atop my left foot (socked).
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Originally posted by infinityshock
post nude selfies, faggot
post one single picture of your face and I'll send you all the nude selfies you can handle in a thousand lifetimes,
maggot.
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Originally posted by Obbe
herp derp slobber edition
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