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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Eat my fecal matter you fat faggots
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We could say 'who gives a fuck?' and see who means it.

    We could start at the penis.

    3 ounces of meth.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You do have to be in the right mood that's for sure.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "alrighty Trish.. mmm buh bye."

    *purses lips*
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Quiet down, NEEDLEDICK.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Malice has an ankle disability?
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Acquire for me her father's internet mailing address and I'll make all your problems go away.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Additionally, pointing out someone's stupidity becomes just as stupid, what with the understanding that the stupid person can't acknowledge their stupidity. So it's stupid either way. Everyone is stupid I guess.

    FUCKING STUPID.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No, I mean ZED.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Because it doesn't, and you're retarded.

    It actually does; its called a syllabic rhyme.

    Thanks
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by infinityshock i want all your holes. i mean wholes. i mean…what were we talking about again…

    Dawww Jill was trying to be cute toward the end
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *cringe*
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM I NARD SARM MAR MARC AND CHARS!!!!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Role play where you're both barely functioning retards trying to do "the sex stuffs" for the first time ever. Make it as awkward as possible like biting noses and trying to jam your soft cock into her belly button.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Poor babby

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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I blame small mario for most of my problems
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Didn't I just warn everyone that your car insurer might sneak in here and then jack your rates up. It's the system trying to screw all of us while we're mentally asleep

    That's why I don't use car insurance.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q I loved those back in the day! My dad would get one out when we'd go on road trips…(to gramma's house)

    I remember he'd always let me ask the time and I felt special, lol

    Wasn't it like: breaker one -nine- for something…I forgot already, lol too long ago!

    Candy Cane, Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hardcore gay fucking and sucking, competetively.

    Or gymnastics.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ha

    I wish i would've had more time to 'sit on the inside of the roof and laugh.' When we rolled our shit we all laughed later recalling ourselves just saying "OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT" as soon as it happened, like we need to get the fuck out and GO, THIS IS BAD. We were sort of on the outskirts of town so there wasn't much traffic but there was a car that happened to be coming by when we were getting out and starting to run away. Obviously they were concerned like 'holy shit are you guys ok?' and we're all like 'yeah, nahhh nah its fine dont worry about our upside down car in the ditch and me bleeding all over it's fine just move along thanks.'
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