Thanked Posts by mmQ

1. 2018-06-29 at 3:12 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I was just gonna shit my pants but I didn't out of respect for my pants
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2. 2018-06-29 at 3:01 PM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Big bro fake smiling like he's not about to molest that ass like every night. Shame.
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3. 2018-06-29 at 7:55 AM UTC in GIVE ME PICS
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kinks Nah, that’s as close to naked as anyone here is ever gonna get. Not any different from seeing me on the beach IMO.

   
   Remember a few months ago when you appeared out of nowhere after another mini hiatus and all the DHrs were here and you were all firm on not having to prove yourself or show your pics and then you caved in not once but like dozens of times because you really wanted to keep showing your pics the entire time do you remember that?
   
   :) xd
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4. 2018-06-29 at 2:24 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Eat my fecal matter you fat faggots
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5. 2018-06-28 at 2:45 PM UTC in The difference between nigs and dhers
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   We could say 'who gives a fuck?' and see who means it.
   
   We could start at the penis.
   
   3 ounces of meth.
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   • RisiR †
6. 2018-06-28 at 3 PM UTC in I forgot what I liked about this place
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You do have to be in the right mood that's for sure.
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7. 2018-06-27 at 8:02 PM UTC in Why it only acceptable to say buh-bye on the telephone?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   "alrighty Trish.. mmm buh bye."
   
   *purses lips*
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8. 2018-06-28 at 12:06 AM UTC in First I break your ankles then I break your heart
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Quiet down, NEEDLEDICK.
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   • Item 9
9. 2018-06-25 at 10:53 PM UTC in Later
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Malice has an ankle disability?
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10. 2018-06-25 at 2:53 AM UTC in My 55 year old roomie in the nursing home just ODed
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Acquire for me her father's internet mailing address and I'll make all your problems go away.
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11. 2018-06-24 at 10:42 PM UTC in I wish somebody would commit suicide by...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Additionally, pointing out someone's stupidity becomes just as stupid, what with the understanding that the stupid person can't acknowledge their stupidity. So it's stupid either way. Everyone is stupid I guess.
    
    FUCKING STUPID.
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    • The Self Taught Man
12. 2018-06-21 at 11:46 PM UTC in The letter zed
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No, I mean ZED.
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    • kroz
13. 2018-06-21 at 3:47 AM UTC in Later
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Solstice Because it doesn't, and you're retarded.

    
    It actually does; its called a syllabic rhyme.
    
    Thanks
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    • The Self Taught Man
14. 2018-06-21 at 4:10 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock i want all your holes. i mean wholes. i mean…what were we talking about again…

    
    Dawww Jill was trying to be cute toward the end
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15. 2018-06-20 at 11:51 PM UTC in DH all up in dis bitch.......Diabolical Highrollers teachin y’all niggas how it be
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *cringe*
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16. 2018-06-20 at 4:05 PM UTC in "Hey mom what are you doing?"
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARM I NARD SARM MAR MARC AND CHARS!!!!
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17. 2018-06-16 at 2:06 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lg
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Role play where you're both barely functioning retards trying to do "the sex stuffs" for the first time ever. Make it as awkward as possible like biting noses and trying to jam your soft cock into her belly button.
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18. 2018-06-20 at 4:09 PM UTC in womp womp
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Poor babby
    
    
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19. 2018-06-20 at 3:45 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I blame small mario for most of my problems
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20. 2018-06-19 at 4:13 AM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock Didn't I just warn everyone that your car insurer might sneak in here and then jack your rates up. It's the system trying to screw all of us while we're mentally asleep

    
    That's why I don't use car insurance.
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