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2018-06-19 at 4:27 AM UTC in *Snuggles back into the I've Got 99 Problems... and They're All Bitches forum*
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2018-06-18 at 4:10 PM UTC in How many vehicular accidents have you been involved in?Oh yeah there was the other time my buddy rolled the stolen car we were in and I cut a huge gash in my elbow from busting the window open to get out so we could run away before the cops showed up but I had a bunch of identify shit in the car anyway since we had been using it for a few weeks and I end up getting busted later and charged with a host of crimes including the car.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 5:03 AM UTC in Public Call Out of Aldraop is of sound mind and literally everything said makes sense in the highest of clairvoyant senseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-18 at 3:41 AM UTC in LaterThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 3:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionDoes anyone have any pictures of heroin on tinfoil in front of a computer screen I really need to see that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 4:34 PM UTC in Me and fralala are in a relationshipLet's start an internet garage band called WILD LITTLE HOMOS and just have lots of gay sex without ever writing a song or playing a note. Mmmmmmmmm?k??The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 11:25 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsWhy did the moron throw the clock out the window?
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2018-06-16 at 4:34 AM UTC in Laterdont get those confused with egg rolls, BENNYThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 3:14 PM UTC in A proclimation of my love for dear fralalaShe likes Raisin Bran and you don't even know.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 4:39 PM UTC in If someone beat up and /or raped your mother...I throw my soap bar away after the carved logo in it wears out.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 4:29 AM UTC in DH transplants: moving on is for the best.
Originally posted by ohfralala Oh and Fargo I saw you like that post you little bitch.
bahh ya caught me!
but yes, I thanked because it isn't QUITE the same.
Considering all the psychology and basic human dynamics it wasn't unexpected that a bunch of threads would be made about your date hotel. But this post offered a suggestion, which was different. At the end of the day someone is going to always be responsible for shit threads and shit drama but the point was not lost on me, and I dont think it was lost on you.
I keep repeating myself but yes the DH shit is its own shit and it came here and we aren't used to it and you're littering our LITTER with your own litters, not that YOU personally are, but yes, its all very quaint.
The overall point is haha is that our internal dramas are way funnier and funner to us because we've known each other for many years, and this is WHAT WE DO, but having a bunch of aliens show up with their own dramas is kinda lame to us, because we dont know you.
Oh hell what the fuck am I saying I prefer the NIS vs DH drama vs DH vs DH drama is what I mean. your guyses drama sucks. :)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-16 at 3:18 PM UTC in DH transplants: moving on is for the best.My balls are actually too big they make my dick seem small by comparison it's very rude but they don't know any better. My LOADS are actually smaller than what I would expect from my ball size but of course that's not how it works maybe if I tightened up my VAS DEFERENS or whatever it's called I could produce a stronger load and so, that is what I shall attempt to do today after I get off work.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 2:49 PM UTC in "Jeff Hunter" where are you?What if Jeff Hunter was a baseball bunting specialist and everytime he came to bat the announcer would say here's the bunter Jeff Hunter. Then what???The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 2:40 PM UTC in So, how did everybody find this place?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 5:01 AM UTC in DH transplants: moving on is for the best.Its like a bunch of people moved into your hosue and you had room for rthem because you have a mansion and then they're all taking their arguments to the living room which like, fuck you, its not your living room ya know we dont want to hear your shit take it to the BEDROOM, but there isn't necessarily a bedroom so you just keep going to the living room bvecause it is all you knows and obviously we are like what the fuck we're trying to watch alaska state troopers fuck off to your room please and you do but we can still hear ya talking through the walls hahaha.
LALALALLA im drunk now so would you just have sex with me sometime when I can get to ya that would be great I promise it will be fast and easy except it wont because I'm good but I mean every guy says that so lets just have some nice quiet breakfast sex and move onwith our lives????????????????????????????The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-16 at 3:01 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lgThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-16 at 2:30 AM UTC in my plan to dd/lg
Originally posted by NARCassist i was thinking along the lines of getting a birthday cake from the supermarket and act out that we're celebrating her 14th birthday. she's sitting on daddy's lap while i sing her happy birthday. in her excitement and coz daddy has allowed her to have a glass of wine or two as a treat, she wets herself on my lap. so i give her a quick spanking on her bare wet bottom then i take her to the bathroom to get her and myself cleaned up. but in our state of mutual undress daddy gets a bit carried away, especially after just getting a sneaky feel of her tight wet little pissy butt while spanking her bare bottom. jesus fucking christ, i'm a serious fucking pervert.
And then take a big dump on the floor and make her eat it and clean it and your asshole with her tongue until it is SPOTLESS, then give her the dicking of a lifetime as a reward.
Basically roleplay her as being a mop or a vacuum or whatever.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-15 at 4:25 PM UTC in Is there honestly any North American bird more beautiful than the blue jay?That Painted Bunting tho
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2018-06-15 at 3:43 AM UTC in I love cunnilingus...Imagine thinking sucking a big cock as being a very "lesbian" thing to do.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-15 at 3:26 AM UTC in the lanny pepper challengeIs thst why they're called lanny peppers cuz of how hot they are or?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
