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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think it's pretty well established there is nothing clever about his gayposts, whether he's doing it to 'teach us a lesson' or he's doing it to amuse himself.

    I don't think anyone is really mad about it, mostly just annoyed. You don't look back at the annoying faggots from school or wherever and say, man, they were annoying but woah it was edgy and I admire them actually.

    They're just the annoying people, and they usually know they are, and they don't seem to care or in Jill's case literally cannot help themselves.

    It's a weird cup of tea but such is life.

    So it goes..

    Onward ho!!!
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Close enough
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Princess Bride
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am triggered.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeaaaaaah boiiiiiii

    This a 50k window nigga, ladies.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tfw when too angry how to respond just because thinking of animal abuse

    nigga when I left for work the other day there was a new sign on the door so I had to check it out obviously.. it was a missing cat thing and I read it all like some tabby who's really friendly etc etc and there was a 50 dollar reward and when it then at the end it said 'we miss her so much' and .. I just had to fucking leave and walk to work to start my day off like that, thinking about that little cat. lol. Like what the fuck and the address wasn't even actually close to where I live, so this person who put the signs up loved that kitty so much they walked all over town

    i thought about it all day like where is this little kitty and what is it doing ya know? Like torn between should I care or do I ignore this or what the hell, obviously I wasn't gonna go looking for it but just thinking about it

    then I got home that night and the sign was like turned upside down cuz the tape had worn off the top and it made me feel even more bad like nobody even care about the sign enough to fix it so I took it and went and got a tack and put it on the bulletin board in the entry way to at least give it some fucking dignity ya know. POOR KITTY. I hate missing animals. ETC.

    haha
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ohfralala No. I’ve heard about it. I’ll watch some off the wall stuff but not sure I could handle that one.

    It's pretend. That's the best part. I'll watch fake newborn porn 1000x before I'll watch one single dog animal irl torture video.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    goddamn you have this level of mania that pisses me off because im not that manic. There's no fucking way you're just that excited in general about life, every fucking day. JESUS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Hey you! You fucking suck!!"

    "Huh me??"

    "No the other faggot walking past... Yeah you! Fuck off LOSER!"

    *chuckles to self*
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Gimme your dad's email address you stupid FUCK.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Running up and down stairs making faggot drinks and cooking steaks for asshole who want to order this shit in the middle of the afternoon when I have SHIT TO DO

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by RestStop I don't know who you are yum but you do be goin' hard son.

    Matter of Instability nigga
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    17 boys 16 cups
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    honorable Judge Fuck You

    Here I am

    Once you come to my court you can do all the jury shit you want but Im a JUUUUDGE

    some people appointed me to that because I am MORE SOUND OF MIND AND REASON

    fucking faggot

    so I sentence you to 20 years in prison

    BECAUSE I AM A JUDGE AND THATS WHAT I DEEM IS APPROPRITE


    ?OH WHAT:S THAT?? I just sentenced the guy before you for the same shit to 1 year unsuper4vised probation??


    OOPS SORRY ABOUT THAT. NIGGER I AM A JUDGE. I GET TO DO THAT. I WAS APPOINTED.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's where you tie your boats too when you aren't using them.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The concept of standing before a flag, or a person, is beyond me. It's not my cup of tea.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Y'all got any spare rooms ?
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i was doing this for like 30 min


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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I don't know enough about him to know this. I probably don't care. Who knows I'll get drunk here and find out.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I almost always order from dominoes which is a 6-7 minute drive away and I pretty much always tip about $3-4 which I think is appropriate for 10 minutes of their time. I'm admittedly cheap so if my order is $15.xx or $20.xx I will buy a smaller item like a ranch sauce or a soda to make it more like $16.xx or $21.xx and I'll pay $20.00 or $25.00 respectively.
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