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2018-07-14 at 6:32 AM UTC
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Joerell is a fucking retard
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I'm smoking it right now it's just a week old in a bag bro. I just called him to tell him. Come anyway I said I need more for the future
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2018-07-14 at 6:13 AM UTC
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Share drunk stories
Originally posted by Hellobadkitty
A long time ago I was out with some of my friends or so I thought and I drank quite a bit of liquor. We ended up going back to somebody's house and started smoking some weed. I took one hit and about five minutes later I felt very strange. I opened the front door and I stepped outside for a moment and that's the last thing I remember. Apparently I passed out and I fell down a flight of stairs. I woke up the next day in my house with bruising from the top of my head to my toes. I seriously can't believe that I'm alive the fall was pretty bad.
You should've died.
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Originally posted by benny vader
nothing that lives in a society of men sho shat in the streets are going to be happy.
not fucking hing.
Except for other things that shit in the street, like, for example,
cows.
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He never mowed lawns or some shit when he was younger? All it takes is to have had one job ever to be able to say you're between jobs.
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2018-07-12 at 5:41 PM UTC
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This forum sucks.
He looks strikingly identical to this guy I've been letting suck my dick for the past couple months.
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2018-07-12 at 5:37 PM UTC
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If I were a crab...
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Getting boiled alive isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Yeahhh but I mean in all likelihood the odds of being a crab and also getting caught and boiled alive is probably really really low. Most crabs are just living the life of leisure and relaxation, and some even get to live like KINGS.
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2018-07-10 at 2:09 AM UTC
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I tink I really fucked up
Something like that is simply priceless.
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I'm a deeply closeted homosexual personally.
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2018-07-10 at 1:43 AM UTC
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You know whats scary... ?
Or you're just hanging out in a dark alley at night, minding your own business, and some stupid bitch comes walking along and you already know what's gonna happen then you start second guessing your decision to hang in the alley that night and before you know it you're violently raping her and stabbing her repeatedly until she's dead and you rape some more then leave her and go back home to your nice air conditioner and surround sound, life changed forever.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
How does a 2yr old have enough strength and dexterity to shoot himself in the head tho??
excuse me, he was two and
a half.
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2018-07-09 at 4:08 AM UTC
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FONAPLATS Struggles With Wood
Just release the logs fona got dang.
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2018-07-09 at 4:48 AM UTC
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How ugly is EllariaSand?
Originally posted by Zanick
I understand that you enjoy commas, but what do you have against apostrophes? It's the same thing, only higher.
Kinda like me and you :)
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Quit your job. Open your own business. Force your old boss to close his business and come work for you.
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2018-06-16 at 2:12 AM UTC
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The official horror thread
Lol @ Hard Candy being "horror."
That being said you should check out Creep and Creep 2. Also not horror in the generic sense, but a treat for those with a wry, dry, and morbid sense of humor.
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I think if I was gonna rob someone at gunpoint or knife point even id probably just choose a wealthy secluded type neighborhood and an elderly couple. Like just walk up and knock on the door and when they answer just fucking get in their face with death threats if they don't give you all their cash or valuables.
I'd have a good plan like wearing a disguise and a good getaway route probably on foot so there's no cameras that could identify me or a vehicle.
Actually fuck it I'm gonna do this today.
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Tell me of your fecal hues.
The blacks, the blues, the rare chartreuse.
Corns and shells and pools of blood.
Your sopping heap of soured mud.
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I see the tree I be the tree but easily the tree is me
I cry I laugh I swim I play I certainly do look so gay
I am the man I am the you we are the them they are us too
I find the one the one finds me we all are one you all are me
I think you're correct OP. The story is about their co-dependent relationship.
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I guess I'd try to get behind him and break his arm or maybe choke him out. Lol
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