Haha dumb egg babby I'd just make it into a stupid omelet.
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I wanna put DontTellEm and joerell in a burlap sack, tie it shut, and throw it into a river, then have a big party full of laughs and celebration.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Yikes. Lmao ๐๐ I didn't know u paid so much attention. Lol u mad? ๐ค๐ค๐ค
I don't think anything w kids is humorous or funny. Maybe if u don't have them, u don't get it but it's unnecessary.
We can talk shit all day long, just leave my baby out.
Kid jokes are the best jokes. The fucking ninety eight year olds joke is the best joke in the history of jokes. If you died tonight you'd regret not laughing.
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I was just wondering if anyone had brought up the fact it looked like Porky the Pig with Downs Syndrome. I didn't fucking say it.
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
Lmao. Are u mad about Cory?!๐
Omg Cory? Ahah ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ did you see what SHIRTGIRL was saying about you two holy shit!!, dying! โ ๏ธ๐๐๐ณโ๏ธ๐ค๐๐๐ฎ
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Lamfaooooi๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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120 comments in 2 hours. Must mean something.
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Whatever happened to a good old fashioned ass whoopin, getting your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
Xoxoxoxoxo is in a better place now lord bless her soul God may she find love and happies be with the clouds my ever lasting power dove and you will look upon us as a one winged eagle with superior eyesight, your JUDGEMENT BEFALLS UPON OUR WICKED HEARTS AND WE WEEP oh how we WEEP. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO I'll never forget the time you quoted me and I quoted you back, I lost fucking days worth of sleep after that my stomach CHURNED WITH DELIGHT and my LOINS STIRRED WITH THE HOTTEST OF PASSION.
I remember watching Lassie save a boy from a well thinking, man, I wish was lassie was Xoxoxoxoxo and I was that little boy in the well. Ahhh memories ๐
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2018-07-19 at 7:34 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ohfralala
How does me being dumb prove youโre real? Did anybody ever even deny youโre real?
Fuck me man.
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2018-07-19 at 6:24 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ohfralala
Eat my butthole bitch
Toss me the fat free ranch let's do this!!!
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Couples should take elaborate divorce pictures just like wedding pictures except its glamour shots of them fist fighting each other and being verbally abusive.
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2018-07-19 at 5:29 PM UTC
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How long you been sober?
A man looks north and cries to the winds
A desperate plea to absolve all his sins
All that he thinks and all that knows
Is that everyone loses and nobody wins
-a poem by Carlisle Crayon, 1845, Indian Ocean
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2018-07-19 at 7:42 AM UTC
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Attention all dying people
Can you imagine being the dad that literally puts his toddler son and daughter into an oven, some fucking how, and bakes them to death, and films it, and sends it to their mom?
What a world.
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Originally posted by NARCassist
lolwut, you can't even handle a dog or read a fucking road sign, map or ask someone for directions? you might as well kill yourself now, this world ain't for the likes of you, boy.
also, what you think old people in parking lots are gonna do, mug you or summing?
and if someone got run over then you need to be calling an ambulance if they're injured, not the pigs, they have very limited medical training from what i understand.
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As far as I know here in the STATES we don't have a special PARAMEDICS ONLY emergency number. It's 911 for everything and I'm sure about 99 times out of 100 they dispatch an ambulance and a cop. They don't ask you which you'd prefer. So if your mom is dying of a heart attack you have to deal with the shame of having technically called the cops to help her get saved, it's fucking rough.
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Functional families are the most dysfunctional of them all.
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2018-07-18 at 2:03 AM UTC
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Ohfralala is a douchebag...
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2018-07-14 at 6:32 AM UTC
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Joerell is a fucking retard
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I'm smoking it right now it's just a week old in a bag bro. I just called him to tell him. Come anyway I said I need more for the future
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