How to rob a bank and get away with it II

1. 2018-06-22 at 6:59 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Here's what you do, walk in and say "I need $50,000 and this a robbery" then just stand there and wait until the cops show up and when they cuff you and ask wtf is going on
   
   You just say you came in and mentioned Bitcoin and cryptocurrency and the woman started screaming and pressed a button and you have no idea what's going on right now.
   
   Then you sue the bank and GET PAID FROM THE COURTS OH YEAH!
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   • HTS
2. 2018-06-22 at 7:04 PM UTC

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   Rock_N_Rollover African Astronaut [my obsessively old-time raunch]
   Watch out for the cameras and the lip readers.
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   • esbity
3. 2018-06-22 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #3
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Let us know how it goes....👍
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Oh....right....you’re afraid to leave mom’s house aren’t ya 😱
4. 2018-06-22 at 7:29 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Let us know how it goes….👍
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Oh….right….you’re afraid to leave mom’s house aren’t ya 😱

   
   I live with my girlfriend retard.
5. 2018-06-22 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #5
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   is “Girlfriend Retard” a pet name you use for your mom?
6. 2018-06-22 at 7:38 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by EllariaSand is “Girlfriend Retard” a pet name you use for your mom?

   
   I'M NOT HIS MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
   
   Or a retard.
   
   Or a girl, I guess, technically.
7. 2018-06-22 at 7:39 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   I lived with my mom last year but she left because I was doing too much meth.
   
   That's right I made my own mother move out of her house.
   
   

   Originally posted by HTS I'M NOT HIS MOM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
   
   Or a retard.
   
   Or a girl, I guess, technically.

   
   Can I suck on mommy's tittys while I jerk off?.
8. 2018-06-22 at 8:04 PM UTC

   #8
   EllariaSand African Astronaut
   Yes
   
   
   
   It’s what most winners do
9. 2018-06-22 at 8:14 PM UTC

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   Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]

   Originally posted by Ghost I lived with my mom last year but she left because I was doing too much meth.
   
   That's right I made my own mother move out of her house.
   
   
   
   Can I suck on mommy's tittys while I jerk off?.

   
   such a catch. I betcha got all kinds of takers don'tcha big boi?
10. 2018-06-22 at 8:24 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Applebottm such a catch. I betcha got all kinds of takers don'tcha big boi?

    
    No but usually after being in a relationship longer than a year is when the floodgates burst and every decent looking female in 100 miles will start taking an interest in you.
    
    Does this only happen to me?.
    
    This is how I've had multiple girlfriends twice in my life... I'm not even good looking or that great really but when women see me happy in a relationship they suddenly want me.
    
    But when I'm single they want nothing to do with me.
    
    The fuck is wrong with you bitches. No wonder I moved on to traps.
    
    
11. 2018-06-22 at 8:35 PM UTC

    #11
    Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]

    Originally posted by Ghost No but usually after being in a relationship longer than a year is when the floodgates burst and every decent looking female in 100 miles will start taking an interest in you.
    
    Does this only happen to me?.
    
    This is how I've had multiple girlfriends twice in my life… I'm not even good looking or that great really but when women see me happy in a relationship they suddenly want me.
    
    But when I'm single they want nothing to do with me.
    
    The fuck is wrong with you bitches. No wonder I moved on to traps.

    
    by looking at your picture-- it would probably help if: you stopped dressing like a tranny.
12. 2018-06-22 at 8:37 PM UTC

    #12
    EllariaSand African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Applebottm such a catch. I betcha got all kinds of takers don'tcha big boi?

    
    LMAO
13. 2018-06-23 at 9:21 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    I use to do this all the time.
14. 2018-06-30 at 8:35 AM UTC

    #14
    Vigilante Yung Blood
    Didn't read this thread.... The reason... Getting 5-10 credit cards and maxing them out and fleeing the country to go offgrid in some under-developed part of the world to live a good life vs. robbing a bank and getting caught or killed 5 mins to a week later.. for what? a couple grand if that... Come on now..
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    • esbity
15. 2018-06-30 at 8:43 AM UTC

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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    Otg
16. 2018-06-30 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    I mentioned I was withdrawing money to buy bitcoin once to a teller, and 6 central bankers jumped out from underneath the counter and beat me up quite badly.
    
    I don't use that bank anymore.
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    • apt
17. 2018-06-30 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]
    They were probably ETH fags
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    • aldra
18. 2018-06-30 at 3:42 PM UTC

    #18
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think if I was gonna rob someone at gunpoint or knife point even id probably just choose a wealthy secluded type neighborhood and an elderly couple. Like just walk up and knock on the door and when they answer just fucking get in their face with death threats if they don't give you all their cash or valuables.
    
    I'd have a good plan like wearing a disguise and a good getaway route probably on foot so there's no cameras that could identify me or a vehicle.
    
    Actually fuck it I'm gonna do this today.
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    • RestStop
19. 2018-06-30 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Scrawny The 👻 Houston (banned) [tame my contributory fire-wheel]

    Originally posted by mmQ I think if I was gonna rob someone at gunpoint or knife point even id probably just choose a wealthy secluded type neighborhood and an elderly couple. Like just walk up and knock on the door and when they answer just fucking get in their face with death threats if they don't give you all their cash or valuables.
    
    I'd have a good plan like wearing a disguise and a good getaway route probably on foot so there's no cameras that could identify me or a vehicle.
    
    Actually fuck it I'm gonna do this today.

    
    what if he had a pistol
20. 2018-06-30 at 3:49 PM UTC

    #20
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'd rip it out of his hands.