2018-08-10 at 6:34 PM UTC
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The nature of addiction
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That's what hot dogs are made from.
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
But it is not October first, mmq. Give it some time, to wish me a happy birthday. You're ruining the whole point of being happy on a birthday. How would you felt if someone done this to you?
When it's your real birthday I'll add a bunch of more happys. Think of this as a build up. Like Christmas Eve eve eve eve eve..
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Nice. Happy Birthday bro.
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Lol I was eating soup with a steak knife last night.
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Originally posted by Sancho
I want drugzzzzz ..
I want you to shut up.
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thats so fucknghott to me
you and me, at DAN'S, having a coffee cake and just shooting theshit
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Hitchhiked into depression
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I'm gonna have a petri dish babby and keep it contained inside the dish so as it grows it smushes up inside and gets deformed and mangled, then I'll let it out and take it to circuses and shit.
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When I'm an old man I'm gonna hand out werthers originals to young boys and pat em on the cock.
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2018-08-08 at 9:44 PM UTC
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Had to watch it a few times
to catch all the moving parts. Kind of inspiring in a strange way, cathartic I suppose.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kUD3W_1533557320
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I guess I'll have to device an apparatus to hold their jaw open and I can just feel free to throat fuck but, well it's not the same as accompanying lip and tongue action, so
SO.
I'll just hold a loaded pistol to their head and tell em the rules. It'd be kinda hot to blow a girl's head off as you're blowing a hot load down the back of their throat.
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2018-08-08 at 3:35 PM UTC
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Holy fuck, I was an autist.
When I take a girl out for the first date I try to do something like skydiving or rock climbing, or even just taking an elevator to the top floor of a building. Anything to symbolically let her know that it's all downhill from there.
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Originally posted by Madman
Its so hard to use other peoples creative pursuits to express my own unique identity these days.
What are your thoughts on
books?
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Originally posted by NARCassist
i had exactly the same thing happen, lol. it fucking disgusted me tbh.
.
You can't let a dog fuck you and then claim disgust.
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I really need to follow through with some irl pedobaiting.
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2018-08-07 at 7:37 AM UTC
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Fonaplats Titillating Tuesday
By coin purse I meant vagina.
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I hope that happened to you tenfold.
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2018-08-07 at 3:30 AM UTC
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Hardest instrument ever?
Probably either the cowbell or the gong.
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