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If you had unlimited resources
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2018-12-14 at 8:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG I'd flood the oceans in a biblical event. Most major cities would be underwater, and the planet would look like this.
In the ensuing chaos, I will reveal myself as the one who is single-handedly responsible. Nobody will listen or believe me at first. Not until I use my powers to raise the sea level by an inch over night. I will raise and raise and raise it until I am believed, and they are willing to listen to my demands.
I will then fill a Texas sized spot in the Pacific Ocean with earth, creating an island on which I will live. I'll demand that every major government sends a team of no less than 5,000 to begin landscaping this island into a paradise. Mountains surrounding the area will prevent any hurricanes from forming, and fuck with the North Pacific Current. This will turn much of North America, South America, and Asia into deserts.
Once my island is complete, I will allow a certain number of sexy individuals to inhabit it. Food will be bountiful, and fresh water will rain from the sky three times a week at 6pm-10pm. I will of course gather a large harem for myself, but largely, people will be allowed to live as they please. Drugs would be legal. Violence upon another human punishable by death. Everybody will get a home at 18.
We will thrive and laugh as the world around us starves and suffers, and we will not feel one bit bad about it, for we are the sexy ones. The chosen who have been graced by their lord (me) and allowed to live on this Pacific Paradise of mine. Our babies will be the cutest, and grow up to be even sexier than ourselves. Amen.
I just looked up tickets to Honolulu, Hawaii. Dude, they're not that expensive. lol -
2018-12-14 at 10:01 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-14 at 10:35 AM UTC
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2018-12-14 at 12:05 PM UTCcreate a bunch of new life forms to brutally murder each other over and over, slowly grinding them into more effective destructive engines
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2018-12-14 at 12:18 PM UTCalso maybe buy out the Make A Wish foundation.
children are made aware that they have an equal chance of an outlandish wish or a brutal death - upon 'making a wish', a counselor is dispatched and in the presence of the child, a coin is flipped.
if the child calls it correctly his wish is granted, no matter how absurd or improbable. if the child fails, the counselor is compelled to savagely beat the child to death - bonuses may be granted to counselors who incorporate the child's wish into the beating.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-14 at 1:18 PM UTCI would super glue Zanny an Lanny together by their prolapsed assholes.
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2018-12-14 at 2:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra also maybe buy out the Make A Wish foundation.
children are made aware that they have an equal chance of an outlandish wish or a brutal death - upon 'making a wish', a counselor is dispatched and in the presence of the child, a coin is flipped.
if the child calls it correctly his wish is granted, no matter how absurd or improbable. if the child fails, the counselor is compelled to savagely beat the child to death - bonuses may be granted to counselors who incorporate the child's wish into the beating.
Or create a Make a wish foundation for pedophiles and then merge the two. -
2018-12-14 at 5:51 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra also maybe buy out the Make A Wish foundation.
children are made aware that they have an equal chance of an outlandish wish or a brutal death - upon 'making a wish', a counselor is dispatched and in the presence of the child, a coin is flipped.
if the child calls it correctly his wish is granted, no matter how absurd or improbable. if the child fails, the counselor is compelled to savagely beat the child to death - bonuses may be granted to counselors who incorporate the child's wish into the beating.
how did your father abuse you into this. -
2018-12-14 at 5:56 PM UTCHello vinny.
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2018-12-14 at 6:40 PM UTC
