2019-05-09 at 11:36 PM UTC
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My sink reeks of Ammonia
If you smear a bunch of shit over your body beforehand it acts as a protective layer against any harmful toxins.
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Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Also you lookin all good in dat shirt.
Thanks friend. My mom hot it for me for Christmas.
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Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.
Oh the things we wood do.
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Sounds like they'd be more for playing pretend miniature clay guitar riffs.
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2019-05-08 at 3:49 AM UTC
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Addict hospital lifehack
In my head I'm like, I need to get back on prozac the drug that brought me to zoklet and BI and made me love everyone a lot, and then I saw a Facebook memory where I literally posted 'I really love prozac I'm so glad it doesnt totally fuck with my head or anything."
So obviously I hated it which is why i stopped taking it but now i 2ish i was on it because i was super talkative and creative and had ideas. But it made me pee constantly and also then i couldnt get a boner. But I 5ook viagra and I could fick for hours. I made my gf cry at the time from how long and hard I fuckrd
It was 3xhausting like I got tired . So whatever
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When I had a strong sex drive I once met this girl on an app. I dont remember the app but I fuxking drove like 15 miles into the country and stopped at the closest gas station to buy condoms and I got there and it was literally a 400 pound girl with a moustache and
I did go in. I was already there. I went in and she was like wanna shower? And I said ok. So we got naked and showered and then I knew this was retarded so i told her i have to move my car and i just left.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
You may have low testosterone. It starts decreasing in men at 30, I believe.
Malice wrote about it years ago. It happens to a lot of men. Hell, especially to men who've been on opioids for years and years. I seen a marked difference with my piece of shit ex of 11 years when he took the testosterone I had ordered from an online pharmacy malice had recommended. The only problem was is that he went overboard and began taking a shit ton of it ,and not cycling it properly, then he became and even bigger piece of shit asshole nigger, and being way more aggressive, and rapey. He was always rapey, and hell, raped me for at least 8 years in my sleep, but it got a lot worse then.
It could help IF DONE correctly. Just a thought… one are dear old friend Malice would approve of.
I mean in general om fine with it. Like, I dont care about fuxking . Obviously in the right circumstance I do, but mostly, I dont.
And that's not me
That's not the real me.
But maybe it is now.
Like ove said before when I DO fuck , after I cum, I instantly dont care about sex anymore. Like HATE it.
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I used to steal babby formula from them all the time. Like I'd literally go in and pretend to talk on the phone and put like 5 bottles of the 35 dollar shit in my awesome coat with many big pockets. Hahahahahaha I still have all the formula
Like it's been 5 years. I have it.
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I just genuinely told my stuffed lamb to stop being weird. I'm deep into this drunk session. Probably my last post.
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Make this same thread after 8 months and talk to me.
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Originally posted by Common De-mominator
You should smoke meth, it really clears the sinuses.
It also is stupid.
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CHOOOOOTIE
choots in boots
Chootie with the bootie
Choo choo
Chooms
Lil fluffo
For starters
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Were here.
Were queer
We drink beer.
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Originally posted by DietYellow
are you a beta or a omega?
I got this question right at trivia the other night:)
What is the last letter of the Greek betabet? My friend was like .. ZETA ? AND I'm like uhhhhhh. beta and Omega bro? Its omega. And shes like oh ok I trust you I guess that makes sense. Ans I'm like, uh, yeah.
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Vodka is ok. I like bourbon but I mostly like beer. Mango carts or Big Wave. Or if I'm at the gay brewery I have to settle for some weird sour IPA. Why do people do that ? Let's go out and buy weird sour IPAs for 7 dollars
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I am dietpiano dietpiano is sploo sploo is ghost and ghost is spectral
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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
Huh? English please.
English is not my 4am brownout forte.
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Originally posted by CandyRein
A dumb answer.. now go to bed and stop asking dumb azz questions
K
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I care if matt got hit by a car .. like I would not want that to happen
But to say I care about him like Ris is comedic gold.. that’s why you should go into comedy
I'd burn you're hair.
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