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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like that picture because you're a good looking man but your nose is crooked so that means my crooked nose makes me a good looking man because math.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian When I was a heavy stoner in my teens I use to talk to my parents like shit. Get bad ganjover in the mornings and be narky as fuck, she never had a negative view of weed up until then. Infact she knew people who smoked it in her youth but super strength bud wasn't around then so maybe it was a little different in regards to effects on temperament.

    My mom was kinda the same way. Shed call me a LOADIE when I came home high. I'm like mom, I'm stoned. It's ok. Shed make a fuss about it like I was blasting crystal meth. Calm down mom!
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks I put money in (towards purchasing) that Dr. Dre CD back in 2001. I also had a few Eminem CDs.
    Chronic 2001 was probably the most commonly owned CD of my time. Literally everyone had it and most people had multiple copies of it in their CD holders.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here is a picture of my stuffed lamb, Floppy

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Here is a picture of Chootie talking with her least favorite cat, Matthieu.

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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I am gay

    I am straight

    Suck my hole

    Feels so great

    Let us make

    A sexy bond

    Dip your gator

    In my pond
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. There are true & falses to that statement.
    I'm a Beast. ☺️

    A Ham Beast
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian My mind doesn't really shut off either, constantly thinking. Youtube docs help me but I hate the annoying adverts inbetween.

    Pay the 5 dollars to never see them again?
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol smh
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Unrelated but I think I saw a post of yours in the mma thread on streak for the cash the other day. That Brazilian broad who broke the streak and was the only Brazilian to actually win. Yeah. I SEENT THAT.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um. Obviously I was asking from the perspective of u being alive…"if u died tomorrow" & all. But I understand why u wouldn't want to answer the question of ur own thread, dolt. Get big, dumbo.

    I dont want to die tomorrow so I'd feel shitty that I'm going to be dead tomorrow. The integrity of my life has nothing to do with that though. That part really doesnt matter. I have got to live a wild 35 years which is way longer than many many men have lived, better men than me, BUT IN THE EEEND, IT DOOESNT EVEN MAAATTEEERRRRRR
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I wonder how many people have blown their brains out on a whim late at night while reflecting on their past lfe..where if they just waited till the next morning sunrise they'd have dismissed the idea and gone about the rest of said life.

    Oh I'm sure its plenty of them. I'm sure many suicides are done under the influence of drugs and alcohol as well. It is humbling to think about how quickly your mind can become something completely different.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I respect that. The DAD. I like looking at the sky myself but not usually in a formal let's sit down and look at the sky all night way.

    The night time is the eight time. I like black skies. I like night. I like storms. I like rain. I like bad weather. I think I always will. It's just somehow more REAL. even though sunny skies and fluffy clouds are real too, so i dont mean to be mean to them. Sorry fluffy clouds.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Shed be trying to delete the things she just said to people a few seconds after realizing how stupid she sounded.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    One has to wonder if a high IQ brain solving a complex mathematical equation is any more accomplishing than a retard finishing a 200 meter hurdle race.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Also the really easy was to circumvent the Bill Krozby cock is to just scroll down to the bottom and go back up. Hes usually the last post anyway when it comes up. Takes all of 3 extra seconds.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's not a contest. Or if it is I'm still winning. I get as high as you off 1 hit as you do off 20. Every time.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm more of a time smoker in that I just like the aspect of taking a hit here and there.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like tuhtles
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Narc Find out which type of bacteria causes sore throats in dogs, breed loads of those bacteria and then once a week go round there and act all nice and feed her cute little doggy some "treats".



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    The thing is it isnt the dogs fault. It's her fault. I need to give her some treats.
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