I lay a bunch of tunafish on the edge of my balcony at night so when I wake up there's a much of kitty bitties all jumping up and down at the edge of it taking nibvlies and I can grab the one I want.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Hey I appreciate the good will, although I usually find mothers day a painful holiday… Just like most other holidays… But thank you.
Youre a good guy, mq. I enjoy your "company" on here, and well, I do look forward to your posts. Hope you get shit figured out with what I believe may be a low testosterone issue… Whatever it is, I hope youre able to get it figured out and fixed. Love ya, buddy. Have a good night. :)
I'm so manly though its hard to believe I'm not over testosteroned but I'll find out soon enough.
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Originally posted by Sophie
Yes. If you live close to the coast ain't nothing safe from seagulls.
Right. But I dont. At all.
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2019-05-13 at 2:53 PM UTC
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I'm good at smoking weed
Whenever I hear "smoke an L" I think of that Nelly song. I always have and always will I think.
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YIIIIP YIP
YIP YIP YIPTIPTIP YOP
YIP
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I'm sitting on my deck and I can already hear the YIPS from the one neighbor's little yorkie. She just opened her apartment door Inside the building I can hear it. Yip. Yip yip yip.
Shhhhh snickers stop it!
Snickers I said be quiet !
YIP YIP YIP
"SNICKERS! HUSH!"
*BARKING INTENSIFIES*
sorry if I made this same post the other day. It's an everyday ocxurance
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Lol GOOD ONE YOURE VIRTHDAY. HOW CLEVER . GOOD ONE.
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2019-05-13 at 4:41 AM UTC
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Snapping turtles
Nah really you gotta be a weak cuck to avoid bodies of waters for that reason. They are rare if ever to actually snap on ya. Most people dont swim on rivers anyway and that's where Mort of them are. Lakes you're way safer. But ul8tmatelt your totally safe. And at the end of the day a little cute snapping turtle bites your tummy and you scream OUCHIES! and then get over it in 5 seconds and have a story to tell.
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Hey goodnight Hydro. Happy Mothers Day sorry I didnt say it earlier but it's still 11:45 here. XD
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2019-05-13 at 3:24 AM UTC
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The Normie Thread
thotgirl is so intense and not normal it scares me
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Originally posted by DietYellow
How do you still have a license? I thought they took it away permanently once you hit 4
Maybe Minnesota does; I've always understood their DUI laws to much harsher, from fines to revocation to jail time.
4th dui got a 5 year-suspension including an extra year which they faggotly automatically tack on when your case includes a refusal to take a breathalyzer or blood draw.
Prison time is mandatory year and a day or drug court, which I opted for and spawned my 2.5 year sobriety chunkle.
I've heard of people here with 8 or more duis that have hardly done much prison time. ND is relatively quite forgiving in that regard.
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2019-05-11 at 12:24 AM UTC
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Cactus dog
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Originally posted by gadzooks
I'm drunk as fuck.
Trynna pass the fuck out but it just won't fucking take.
I'm almost at a liter of spirits down the hatch.
That's gotta be the pokemon where you know you're a BAD alcoholic
Haha
You literally cant fall asleep without smashing ales and you still cant fall asleep anyway.
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What does a gay man say to another gay man before going on vacation ?
Can I help you pack your shit?
Ha.
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Hamdle me
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Originally posted by Nil
what is a thread??
What is believing 3 alts are 1? Please die nil. Tonight. Come back in 3 days.
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2019-05-09 at 11:36 PM UTC
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My sink reeks of Ammonia
If you smear a bunch of shit over your body beforehand it acts as a protective layer against any harmful toxins.
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Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
Also you lookin all good in dat shirt.
Thanks friend. My mom hot it for me for Christmas.
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Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
I'll hamdle you in the bushes real quick bro.
Oh the things we wood do.
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