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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian Shuffle the cards and deal again faggit.

    Shuffle your dads email address into my portfolio.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I know why I said that.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietYellow I don't know what HTS is talking about.. I've noticed you've been quite a bit less bitter and more agreeable lately.

    I've been growing fond of reading your posts. They have a sort of humourous humility to them.

    Shut the fuck up, retard
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If theres A God hes mean and I dont like him.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I blame PIP
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lolwut

    That's literally the story. This weirdo from the church I went to growing up contacted me, and offered to pay for me to go to the casino and gamble with him (he has/had a major gambling addiction). I played a lot of poker at the time and was broke so I said fuck it, why not. He gave me money, we played poker and table games and I got progressively drunk before we drove back to his place for me to drink more (he was barely drinking). I intended on simply passing out on his couch and leaving in the morning, and then like I said, I told him to 'oh suck my dick' as in something you say to someone who said something weird or stupid, I wasn't literally telling him to suck my dick, but he thought I was or he used it as an opportunity to tell me that he would actually suck my dick, confirming my suspicions that he was indeed a creepy, weird fuck. I was like 22 at the time and he was probably 28 or 29 and he had braces, ha. Like I said I laughed it off and he did too, tried to play it off like he was joking, but it was awkward. He went to bed a short while later and I laid there thinking about how fucked up it was that a grown man just offered to suck my fucking cock, and it made me angry for some reason, and pissed me off to the point where I felt justified in stealing the two thousand dollars (because he's a gambling addict) he had sitting on the desk just inside his room. It was obviously quite clear it was me, and he tried contacting me again the next day. I ignored his calls for a while and eventually talked to him, denying everything, knowing he had no proof. That's the story. I got away with it and haven't spoken to the dude in probably 6 or 7 years. gud tymes :)
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I like stuffed lambys

    Free thank
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You DO want to go and are asking if you SHOULD want to go?

    Are you going for yourself or to try and create some persona for other people to notice ?

    Cmon now.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To be fair though who gives a shit ?green jacket gold jacket.

    I wash a bunch of dishes at work and will instantly stop and go smoke or make a meal without cleaning my hands first. Tee hee. Novody cares including me. Its what it is. This is life.

    I had a cut on my hand yesterday and I was thinking about while i was washing dishes , "I wonder if I could get hepatitis through this cut" and i dont know. I've been doing this shit my whole life so maybe I'm gambling but I dont have hepetatis .

    What I'm trying to say is nobody has to ever wash their hands, ever. Its fine.:)
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Above my knee easy to see
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    *ultimate form
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice I'm going to kill a bunch of people

    Assassinate Trump.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I'd rather die than eat shit to be honest.

    You're supposed to eat shit and then die.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just had an epiphany. Any suicidal thoughts I ever have or just depressive thoughts in general all stem from my past.

    I just walked outside and the aroma was this peculiar aroma that reminded of me of happy happy times , maybe the Florida air, I dont know, but it got me to thinking that that is maybe the root of my depressions. I live in the past.

    I want to go BACK to times, but I just need to accept that the times do change and so do we all and blah. Things are ok. I need to accept the new chapter and embrace it.

    Whatever .
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You'll look like ME if you keep doing that. If that isnt a wake up call well I dont EVEN..
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    this backfired.

    I'm triggered now.

    But not TROLLED yet. I cant be trolled!
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I actually skinned the shit it out of it but didnt wanna take anything away from your story. I also dont remember doing it so I couldn't add more if I wanted to. Tee hee!!
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hear ya OP. I fell over the other day too and skinned my knee a little bit. This thug life isnt easy, let me tell you what.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont make me have to wheel out the ole rusty projector, Mr. Hung.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To aldra: I remember when you were nazi auschwitz disneyland. When I first came to zoklet your name stood out and I will never forget it. When I first knew you I had no idea how smart you were, technically, current event...ly... and all that. You're so much smarter than I could ever imagine myself to be. You're a prized possession to the &T community, and, for what it's still worth, this community. You will always stand out in the forefront of my mental banner recollection. I was always too stupid to know most of what you were talking about kinda, KINDA. Don't ever belive I was THAT dumb that I didn't kinda know but I probably didn't ever know enough or try hard enough to understand. That's what's always separated you from what I think of, me. But I love your everything and I always ever did ok?. I will miss you brother.
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