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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    And I think we all know what it means when a man feels the need to shave his pubes.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Only from the waist down

    I thought it was only from the neck up.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by JĎ…icebox Robbing from random houses is also tremendously stupid

    At least surveil the place first, don't want to end up starring in one of those darknet cartel videos

    I dont disagree . I happened to be tremendously stupid. Still am.

    When it happened i was so in the game that nothing mattered. I literally told my friend "drop me off here let me see what I can do" and he dropped me off in a new neighborhood.

    I walk to the door of a fancyhouse, knock, ring the doorbell, wait. No answer. So I check the door. Its unlocked. Then I go in and SEARCH. treasure hunt. Go into the main room and find the gun. Yeah, I'm taking the gun. Fuck yeah. Haha. I laugh. Go back outside and walk down the street where my friend is waiting. Etc.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Imagine being so much of a fsggot that you need to get "fitted" by another man. I bet gay people just go to fitting stores all day to have men do the little tape measure thing around their body.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me I was jacking off the other day , sober, and every time I was about to cum my ballsack tightened itself around my balls and my balls started flailing around and it hurt so i had to stop and I was like

    "What?"

    And I laughed and started again and then it kept happening. Comically. My balls went right back to normal and then once again as I was about to cum my balls went back into weird bounce mode and made it impossible for me to keep jacking off without hurting them. I know I'm not explaining this well but it happened and ITS A BIG DEAL. If I was high on drugs I could make a case for it but I wasn't.
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fuck you
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh god, here we goboe
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Barnacle man barnacle man doing the things that a barnacle can
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG mq please stop this

    New Kids on the Block sucked a lotta dick, boy girl groups make me sick, and I can't wait til I catch all you faggots in public, imma love it, *a haha*
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Helping hands dont hit! Mom stop !!! STAAAHP!!!!!!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Dregs i wonder if a dog(Oct's pick) or any animal gets off on being tortured and killed?? seriously some human get off on it with some cannibals. don't make quote true crime shit but it has happened before. imagining a dog cumming in your mouth, pussy, or ass as its lights are completely burnt out and dies. the rapeage would be extraordinary…

    Reminds me of a recent story where a mom made her kids watch a litter of newborn puppies getting boiled alive. I like to think those puppies enjoyed it.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Look dad, a lunar ec...
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Real men huff spray paint in-store at the automotive center.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I share the name of someone "famous" in a certain city in Texas (that I don't live in), I was in a restaurant once (buying dinner for 6 people) and when the bill came I gave them my credit card, next thing the manager is stood by me with the chef and a couple of the waitresses asking me "are you really *name goes here*"?

    I said "umm yes". The manager said "well if you give us a good review the bill is taken care of". I guess I was being a bit slow that day and questioned it at which point it was established I wasn't the "insert name here" they thought I was..and so had to pay the bill, the woman I was with at the time (who's family were the other meal eaters) called me a "stupid dumb fuck" as we left for not keeping my mouth shut.

    lesson learned, next time just go with the fucking flow.

    Jimmie Johnson confirmed
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maybe she's born with it.

    Maybe its Mayb...
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Every thing is normie . Every thing. You can't be edgy even if you want to anymore. Rape jokes are good but you have to be ro food at them. Like me. Its all dumb.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fake eggs aren't allowed on my hashbrowns
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Siouxsie_Q ^^ a skunk's spray glands

    A lamb's ears. Lucky.
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