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Ask me anything: tru tru edition

  1. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol. It must be hard to maintain being as sexy as u, §m£ÂgØL. ☺️
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Goddamnit this is the tru tru thread I can't just facepalm.

    Hold onto your horses.
  3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Kirk or Picard or rainbow dash?
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by DietPiano You would be so much more likeable if you weren't such a self-inflated "I'm better than you, lol, you're so far under me that the only reaction I have to you is peecard, especially when we get to the part of the argument where someone delivers a very sound and well-backed point that makes my point look silly or wrong and that hurts my ego but I still need to pretend like I'm so much smarter and above everyone else that I need to hide my face from myself, but with my eyes pointed down like this because the only way I look at people is down and from above, because that's where I am in life. Above everyone else, which is why I pretend to have all these problems with "Running out of languages to learn *sigh* help?" and "fat girls texting me UGGGHHHHH what do I do, do I fuck her? Do I fuck the fat girl that I ""Don't like""? UGHGHGHHH woe is me…."

    I make fun of people sometimes, not nearly as much as you (not that that makes me better than you), but I don't pretend like my life or my opinions or beliefs are superior to other peoples'.

    This reminds me of that time where you tried to tell me to "grow up" and stop using spice and being a drug addict when
    1.) I don't use spice and have have only tried it once in my life
    2.) I have been clean for almost a year since age 21, whereas you

    1.) Were heavily addicted to spice for quite a while and
    2.) Are literally in drug withdrawal as we speak, and continue to use a drug that you're trying to quit at age 24. You go on assumptions without evidence and ride them as if they are true because of this godly repertoire of knowledge you have that is better than everyone else's.

    But for brevity's sake, generally I'll tell people that I'm an addict to make things flow easier because I can swallow my pride because I'm better than you. And in some respects the shoe fits pretty well anyway, so it may well be true despite my kind of complex opinions on it.



    You're like the rich kid that nobody likes so he , tries to lure people into going to his birthday party so you say things like "Well, at MY birthday party we have 20 boxes of fruit by the foot and an 80 inch plasma!".

    I like things about you, and I'd like you more if you would stop acting condescending towards people.

    Here's my question: Do you think that you ever act condescending or above other people? Do you think that anyone is better or worse than anyone else, or that it is ever justified to act superior or inferior to another person?

    The reason I picarded speedy here is because anyone who has been a long standing member of this community knows I published HHIC under the psuedonym 'Alfredo Sinterosa'. Not gonna waste time proving this to someone like Speedy.

    The reason I picard most of the time is precisely because of posts like yours here. It makes people incredibly frustrated for some reason. Everyone responds to a picard. Every time.

    I'm not in withdrawals and if you think I still am, your concept of time is pretty fucked. I quit about three weeks ago and have used maybe 3 times since then while in social situations, and once just cuz. The difference between you and me is that I don't desire to do drugs. I literally just smoked weed because I could afford it and was bored. I decided to stop and I did. I don't think I'm better than you for any of this. It's still a new feeling to me not craving drugs. I quit desiring alcohol a long time ago and now I think that attitude is catching up to the other drugs. Currently all I do daily is nicotine. Sometimes I take Crouton or nootropics. I think I have a very different perspective on drugs than you do. At least for now, I actually prefer the sobriety.

    Also I'm not rich lol. And if you want to talk about my past addictions, I used to be addicted to opiates too.

    QUESTION TRU TRU TIME: I don't think I'm better than anyone else. I know I act condescending. That is the fucking point. I have already detailed exactly why I do what I do here. If you feel like I'm an asshole, that means what I'm doing is working. It isn't because I actually think these things. I'm definitely not perfect and I don't expect anyone else to be either. But I do love pushing everyone's buttons, so I'm gonna keep doing it. If you don't want to be on the receiving end, don't be on the giving end. I USUALLY only fuck with people who have fucked with me. Recently Bill Krozby has stopped that nonsense, so I stopped with him as well. There is always room for love in my big §m£ÂgØL heart.
  5. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Kirk or Picard or rainbow dash?

    Picard is just the ideal human being in every which way, there is no comparison. Doubt Rainbow Dash would have been as strong if she was controlled by the Borg.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG The reason I picarded speedy here is because anyone who has been a long standing member of this community knows I published HHIC under the psuedonym 'Alfredo Sinterosa'. Not gonna waste time proving this to someone like Speedy.

    The reason I picard most of the time is precisely because of posts like yours here. It makes people incredibly frustrated for some reason. Everyone responds to a picard. Every time.

    I'm not in withdrawals and if you think I still am, your concept of time is pretty fucked. I quit about three weeks ago and have used maybe 3 times since then while in social situations, and once just cuz. The difference between you and me is that I don't desire to do drugs. I literally just smoked weed because I could afford it and was bored. I decided to stop and I did. I don't think I'm better than you for any of this. It's still a new feeling to me not craving drugs. I quit desiring alcohol a long time ago and now I think that attitude is catching up to the other drugs. Currently all I do daily is nicotine. Sometimes I take Crouton or nootropics. I think I have a very different perspective on drugs than you do. At least for now, I actually prefer the sobriety.

    Also I'm not rich lol. And if you want to talk about my past addictions, I used to be addicted to opiates too.

    QUESTION TRU TRU TIME: I don't think I'm better than anyone else. I know I act condescending. That is the fucking point. I have already detailed exactly why I do what I do here. If you feel like I'm an asshole, that means what I'm doing is working. It isn't because I actually think these things. I'm definitely not perfect and I don't expect anyone else to be either. But I do love pushing everyone's buttons, so I'm gonna keep doing it. If you don't want to be on the receiving end, don't be on the giving end. I USUALLY only fuck with people who have fucked with me. Recently Bill Krozby has stopped that nonsense, so I stopped with him as well. There is always room for love in my big §m£ÂgØL heart.

    Why does this entire post flow like shit? This isnt how you usually type. Dont try to tell me you were doing it intentionally because I know you weren't.

    It's a bunch of sentences just one after another like statements and maybe I'M just fucked up (I am) but it stood out to me significantly enough to make me get out of my hazy lurking about to pass out read some threads mood and post this.

    I am a boy. I like turtles. Captain Bicardi is nice. Jeremy went to the dollar store. Candles are long sometimes. Four is a higher number than two is.

    That's how it was.

    Why did you write it like that ? Did you do it intentionally or not? Are you just maybe tired? Can I keep asking stupid questions? Why when I wrap my weed in suzan surran wrap does it still smell? Is it because I'm so cool that i have the dankest weed ever and it just happens to smell super strong when it gets in my possession because its trying to show itself off to me and make me senpai notice it ?

    Love, Wren
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  7. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Why does this entire post flow like shit? This isnt how you usually type. Dont try to tell me you were doing it intentionally because I know you weren't.

    It's a bunch of sentences just one after another like statements and maybe I'M just fucked up (I am) but it stood out to me significantly enough to make me get out of my hazy lurking about to pass out read some threads mood and post this.

    I am a boy. I like turtles. Captain Bicardi is nice. Jeremy went to the dollar store. Candles are long sometimes. Four is a higher number than two is.

    That's how it was.

    Why did you write it like that ? Did you do it intentionally or not? Are you just maybe tired? Can I keep asking stupid questions? Why when I wrap my weed in suzan surran wrap does it still smell? Is it because I'm so cool that i have the dankest weed ever and it just happens to smell super strong when it gets in my possession because its trying to show itself off to me and make me senpai notice it ?

    Love, Wren


    Dear Wren,


    Lol. I almost edited it because I thought the same thing. I didn't feel like getting up to get my mouse though, so I didn't. I was also basically answering a bunch of different shit in DP's post. It looks weird all condensed. You can deal with it Wren.

    Please keep asking stupid questions. I am tired. Weed is stinky. Senpais probably have something to do with it, but I'm not a Senpai researcher so IDK. I'm fond of turtles as well.


    Sincerely, GGG
  8. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by GGG Picard is just the ideal human being in every which way, there is no comparison. Doubt Rainbow Dash would have been as strong if she was controlled by the Borg.

    Borg don't assimilate ponies
  9. We need a rainbow dash facepalm smilie
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  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by mmQ Why does this entire post flow like shit? This isnt how you usually type. Dont try to tell me you were doing it intentionally because I know you weren't.

    It's a bunch of sentences just one after another like statements and maybe I'M just fucked up (I am) but it stood out to me significantly enough to make me get out of my hazy lurking about to pass out read some threads mood and post this.

    I am a boy. I like turtles. Captain Bicardi is nice. Jeremy went to the dollar store. Candles are long sometimes. Four is a higher number than two is.

    That's how it was.

    Why did you write it like that ? Did you do it intentionally or not? Are you just maybe tired? Can I keep asking stupid questions? Why when I wrap my weed in suzan surran wrap does it still smell? Is it because I'm so cool that i have the dankest weed ever and it just happens to smell super strong when it gets in my possession because its trying to show itself off to me and make me senpai notice it ?

    Love, Wren

    That's how I read Fona's sentences, this retard narrator voice in my head:

    Hi guys.
    Shell licked the Paki toe jam from my feet it felt nice
    Once she's wiped my bum we are going to get the bus to the special needs centre
    We are going to lick the bus windows and make funny faces

    Uh-huh.




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  11. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    GGG, what has been your biggest regret and what is your greatest fear?
  12. Originally posted by Jυicebox What is your favorite sploo meme so far?

    the one of me on a carousel with a missing child was dope
  13. WellHung Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL, will u suck my dick?
  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Obbe GGG, what has been your biggest regret and what is your greatest fear?

    My biggest regret is wasting many years enthralled in the grasp of drug abuse.

    My biggest fear... That's a lot harder to answer. The easiest one I can give is that I am most afraid of never achieving my dreams: Traveling, meeting wife material, maybe have kids (thank fuck I dont have any now tho) be comfortably wealthy, etc.
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  15. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung §m£ÂgØL, will u suck my dick?

    No. I don't suck dick.
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG No. I don't suck dick.

    where do u work out?
  17. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by WellHung where do u work out?

    At home. I hate the idea of going to a gym. There is no need.
  18. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by GGG My biggest regret is wasting many years enthralled in the grasp of drug abuse.

    My biggest fear… That's a lot harder to answer. The easiest one I can give is that I am most afraid of never achieving my dreams: Traveling, meeting wife material, maybe have kids (thank fuck I dont have any now tho) be comfortably wealthy, etc.

    I can relate.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by GGG My biggest regret is wasting many years enthralled in the grasp of drug abuse.

    My biggest fear… That's a lot harder to answer. The easiest one I can give is that I am most afraid of never achieving my dreams: Traveling, meeting wife material, maybe have kids (thank fuck I dont have any now tho) be comfortably wealthy, etc.

    Your dreams are gone
  20. WellHung Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL, but if you're gay, why do you wanna have a wife? Is it more accurate to say that you're bisexual?
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