Originally posted by Grylls
i like how you never use profanity
such a gentleman
Hes 82 years old. He uses profanity all the time but the terms are just different and you dont pick up on it. Stl1 is actually one of the most vulgar people on this site.
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Fuck now I have twelve new questions slash comments.
1. Carlos was the name of the guy in charge of housing people at the jail here in town.
2. Virginia.. eh, ok whatever
3. Kelly. I loved Kelly Kaposwki from SBTB. Lesser known as her real name Tiffany Amber Theissen.
4. Georgina .. kinda like Georgia but the girl version (now I'm thinking back to Virginia and wondering why Virginia is assumed to be a girl name )
5. Jennifer... theres a Jennifer at my favorite bar. Lots of Jennifers floating around
6. Lol.
7. I actually met that guy once. Hes way shorter in real life than youd expect him to be.
8. Bye
9. I'm blushing
10. If you had a kid you wouldn't name him yourself Jr. Whenever people name their kids the same name as themself with a jr attached it's very selfish, in my opinion. Hey what should we name our kid? How about my name , honey ? Let's just name him the same name that I have and throw a jr at the end of it. WOW GREAT IDEA HONEY . smh
11. Carly... like number one, Carlos. Those two turtles will be best friends.
12. Hes my favorite turtle. I hope he likes night ops.
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Personally I dont think about it and I just pass out when I pass out. Then the next day I reflect. There are so many moving parts going on with me sometimes and I just cant keep track of everything.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
If he wants or needs my attention he should just ask instead of pulling my braid on the playground, am I right or is he gay??
I act pretty gay. But I'm not. I do love vagina . I kinda WISH I was gay though. Its
Wow now you've got me thinking..
Being gay is easy. You just act like a faggot all day and then people call you one and you're like, yep, you're actually right. I AM a faggot. Lol. Then they wouldn't know what to say.
"Stop acting like a faggot" "I'm not acting"
*silence awkward silence*
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So I spent the entire day grilling brats outside of Chris's apartment while his cat Stairwell played outside.
She caught a WREN , literally, a wren and brought him into the house showing it off and then she dropped it and it started flying around. :) and then she caught it again and I started to feel bad for the bird because it's just a cute little birdy and then, it flew out of the window and freed itself and I was so happy.
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Originally posted by tee hee hee
Tha3ts hawt. For realsies.
Thanks. But I didnt finish.
As we are laughing at the makeup, we take our clothes off in a heated passion . You're enamored with me and we start having anal sex in the back seat (lol back seat get it?) and you're totally gushing cum from how amazing I am at the sex and I'm about to cum and then spectral walks out from the store and tells us that he was watching the whole time and we are under arrest , but then I say "dude, cant you see we're trying to fuck here?" And hes like oh yeah, sorry. Then he leaves . Then he comes back and asks if he can join us for the fuck session and we look at each other and start laughing like, yeah....no. then we continue to do the anal sex and spec just sits there watching us and then when I finally cum I blow it onto his face and you and I high five one another and speed off
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And then he fucking went home and ate the groceries he bought. What the fuck do you think ?
AND THEN???
I met these two black girls last night one was named Cha and the other was named Sam, and they were sisters. I kept asking them are you SISTERS and they're like yeah and I'm like I'm not saying sisters like the black girl friend thing ya know like SISTAS and they're like Haha yeah we know we're actual literal sisters with one another and I was like that's so cute. I hugged them both and we played some cards and then they wanted to fuck me but my dick wasnt working so I had to tell them no thanks. I made that last sentence up.
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Boot woman ! I was just thinking about you . I thought to myself "hey I havent seen Red Woman post in a while, i bet its because this place sucks and she has better things to do."
And then BAM. you're here. I'm sorry that Zanick isnt here to talk with you about Lord of the Rings or whatver it is you two liked. Tolkien.
Anyway hi.
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I havent had an ISP in a few years now since my BFF panny showed me how to tether my phone to my computer and since straight talk has been doing their 60 dollar a month unlimited plan it's essentially free internet for me. Its actually pretty fuckin cool
My point though is that if you play a song on YouTube and then disconnect your internet, you can still keep listening to that song over and over .
Lol.
I know everyone cares so much.
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