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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I need to see the same 16 videos she watched in order to really truly appreciate the nature of the pain she endured.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM I just googled it and its related to my little pony?? Adults actually watch this?

    Generally yes when they're not religiously watching G4TV.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee 😣How old was he?

    Exactly 26 years, 3 months, 8 days old as of today.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    When Count Dracula says that he pooped his pants it kinda sounds like "oops I pooped Mike Pence."
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm going to telepathically ram a metaphorical dick in your third eye until you bow down before me.

    How does it feel mq? I'm doing right now. Aaaahhhhh yeeeah!

    Well now, I've got some advice for you, little buddy
    Before you point the finger, you should know that I'm the man
    I'm the man and you're the man and he's the man as well
    So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal No, I would not.
    I would rather die a virgin than have sex with some ugly woman.

    Dont worry, you will.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You really should just stop posting

    I will stop posting in this thread once my body uncringes itself from all this talk of early 2000s G4TV being considered anything even remotely resembling a semblance of something that isnt an utter and complete rotting sack of wet hair-filled steaming yellow shit. Unreal.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    02-04 was far and away the shittiest 3 years of G4TV out of all the other shitty ones.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    G4TV rofl rofl omg what a fucking LOSER!!
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    God damn MATT I would fucking destroy you in an arm wrestling match . And after I defeated you and you were laying on the ground I would light a bunch of matches individually and toss them onto your exposed tummy.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Oldest trick in the book. The Double Whammy.

    They give you the dope for safekeeping, then they send some other thugs over to rob it from you the next night, and then you have to go rob a liquor store to get them their "money back".

    There are way older tricks in the book.

    Like when Glub was sitting with his family eating meats over the firepit and Bruzz came by saying theres a really huge bear just a quarter mile off so let's go hunt go hunt it together and they go and then Bruzz just kills Glub and goes back to tell Glub's wife that the bear killed him but Bruzz was able to kill the bear that killed Glub (even though the bear was already pre killed long before) and so the wife just thanks Bruzz for being heroic and fucks his brains out etc
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I fugded up my ankle too like 8 yrs ago and its still acting up from time to time.
    Aaaaand it has permenetaly altered the size of my foot so now it is .5 size bigger than the other one. Need to always remember to try new shoes on the gimp foot for fit.

    You just need a good ankle massage with a professional like me. What I being to the table other than other ankle massagers is that I know your shit is puffy and I so I bring knives and worms to the table. You relax. You can choose the music but I prefer smooth listening like Bon Jovi or whatever, and I will cut little slits into your ankles and then put the worms in them and let them eat out all the BAD. you'll never even know its happening bevause I'll have moved up to your head giving you a power scalp massage- tickling your ears just so.

    Meanwhile the worms are slithering inside of your ankles doing the dirty work . Good worries. They all have names. But again! That's none of your business. That scalp massage has you practically cumming. And etc
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I hope you rebreak it. I wish I was near you I would cut your Achilles tendon and laugh . I hate you
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol.

    Candy is a spectral alt.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Alex Grey :)

    All the videos remind me of when I was in middle school. Had no idea of how amazing of a band I was actually listening to.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm drunk and high
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat I dont get you women. Why is it you always have a girls club and on twitter and various social platforms, you tend to stick together and defend one another but its wrong when men do it? Like on twitter all these feminists and their male co horts are all in cahoots but somehow if guys agree then they are wrong and part of the men's right movement? Also, why is it that when young guys get taken advantage by high end bimbos or cougars who send them for a ride other women help them to leech off him like if she takes him to some lingerei store or a store in the mall the other women there put pressure on hm to buy shit for her rather than get her to buy her own shit she took him to the store just to check out like she said to begin with?

    Its because they're sensitive women. Who gives a shirt?

    Man wariat you are up there on my list of nigger faggots I'd love to beat the fuck out of.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I miss you too, full homo.




    I'm curious, what happened?

    My depression. It's fine ITS FINE.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I'll give you tree fiddy.

    Lol jayhouse :) no you wont.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle



    Go fret for your latte, tee hee
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