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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Haha I like those crying emojis

    More of them please

    :
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by park police And then you had gay buttsex with him

    Yeah man and then they rubbed your face in the shitty cum diaper because they're bullies and you just let em do it

    But then, sigh, then I came around and was like wowowoowow, the fuxk??? I wont stand for this. I will never stand for a fellow man getting his face HEAVILY MASHED INTO A SHITTY CUM DIAPER and so I peel away from it and I look up at Falco and §m£ÂgØL and just shake my head.

    I send you on your way. You can leave now Park Police. I have business to attend to.

    I grab both falco and §m£ÂgØL by their collars bevause rheyre both obviously wearing collared shirts because whqtever so I grab them and yank them down to my level. And I whisper

    And I whisper

    *hey. If you ever bully someone around like that again I'll literally take you both from your homes one night when you're sound asleep, drag you to my favorite playground, sew your assholes together and read hitchhiked into conception , over and over, and over, and in reverse, and without punctuation, in a monotone voice, forever and ever amen, get it punks*

    And THEN
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Main Krafetampf

    Lol

    Please.die ?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol. Here is one of those superior drawings §m£ÂgØL sent me a few years ago.

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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lack of alcohol
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Nineteen NIGGERS walk into a drinking establishment

    I'm the bartender

    Me:hi. What do you want?

    Them: *endless cacaphony and jib jabbering*

    Me: If you cant construct one coherent sentence amongst the 8 of you , you need to go on AND GET OUT.

    THEM: *NOISE INTENSIFIES RIBBLE RABBLE VLAH VLAH BLAH NOTHING IMPORTANT EVER*
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Life sucks I wish I was a puppy
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Speaking of fucked up porn (and this really isnt fucked up) but the other day I was playing poker on my computer and I suddenly got really horny and this urge to lightly smack my own balls took over me and well.. ok so I've seen porn where they mash guys' balls and do penis torture stuff and all that and this isnt the same but I feel like I have this new "fetish" and I need to find a girl to jack me off while she lightly smacks my balls , but kinda hard, cuz it's just this weird pleasure pain thing like tickling I guess. I don't know.. the thought of cumming while my sack is being pampered with slaps is hot, TO ME. If I had some meth and the proper gal I'm sure I could get super weird with it.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Day 0 of sobriety. Caloric intake at an all time high. Doing 0 miles of any exercise ever except walking to work or the beer store. Will kill self tomorrow.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've always wanted to take pictures of the random beautiful women I see, but I don't want to be creepy. I'd be the kind of person to ask permission first.


    Well yeah. Girl you are gorgeous can I puhleeze get a picture of you for science ? Then quirky laugh. Then they say yes .
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t know …you were kinda joining in with them and you thanked the Op.. I look nothing like that why would you thank his trolling of me ..I’ve done nothing to him lmao

    I thanked it for the drawing not because it was making fun of you.

    That's where you always get it wrong. I literally didnt thank it for a while so that you wouldn't see the thank because I knew youd assume it meant I agreed in making fun of you. For the record that means that you have been going back and checking if it was thanked. I'm the only one. It's ok.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where's the problem?
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung So you Fucked that nigger, didn't u?👍

    Where's the problem?
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G4LM Aren't you basically homeless right now tho?

    Lol homeless people cant do drugs now?????!!!
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    By the way its CHUTE.

    RAM MY LOOSE CHUTE

    Chutes and ladders

    Haha
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Pretty sure it would be a vag.

    One would think so..
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    😲🤐 OOhp! you didnt say BISH you said the real word, but you spelled CHIT like usual. What does it all MEAN??? 🤔
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls i like how you never use profanity

    such a gentleman

    Hes 82 years old. He uses profanity all the time but the terms are just different and you dont pick up on it. Stl1 is actually one of the most vulgar people on this site.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've made everyone in the bar laugh out loud ten times tonight.

    I'm done. I'm going to kill myself.
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