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2019-09-05 at 7:42 PM UTC in Check out this puzzleBirthday sprinkles confettiThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-04 at 4:16 PM UTC in My best friend is dating a black transvestiteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-04 at 2:54 PM UTC in The new Tool album is supposed to be realized tomorrow (25 minutes from now CST)
Originally posted by Sudo I havent listened to it yet because I'm afraid it wil ruin the good memories I have of Maynard and the Tools. My favorite album is aenima (which is a concept album about california crashing into the ocean no matter what anyone says) and I used to be able to play every song on opiate on guitar. Lateralus was a beautiful album, I'm kinda savoring this album though and I appreciate the links but I'm not ready to listen to it rn
I appreciate that. All I will say further is that the critique negative is that it "just sounds like all their other shit."
It does. But it doesnt. But it does and I mean that's the point. Its Tool. Aenima is always going to be the best album . It's better than this new one. But I hope you enjoy it when you get to listening to it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 4:19 PM UTC in Members you'd murder without hesitationHaha I like those crying emojis
More of them please
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2019-09-04 at 3:34 PM UTC in I am telling you, §m£ÂgØL is as jacked as he is cracked
Originally posted by park police And then you had gay buttsex with him
Yeah man and then they rubbed your face in the shitty cum diaper because they're bullies and you just let em do it
But then, sigh, then I came around and was like wowowoowow, the fuxk??? I wont stand for this. I will never stand for a fellow man getting his face HEAVILY MASHED INTO A SHITTY CUM DIAPER and so I peel away from it and I look up at Falco and §m£ÂgØL and just shake my head.
I send you on your way. You can leave now Park Police. I have business to attend to.
I grab both falco and §m£ÂgØL by their collars bevause rheyre both obviously wearing collared shirts because whqtever so I grab them and yank them down to my level. And I whisper
And I whisper
*hey. If you ever bully someone around like that again I'll literally take you both from your homes one night when you're sound asleep, drag you to my favorite playground, sew your assholes together and read hitchhiked into conception , over and over, and over, and in reverse, and without punctuation, in a monotone voice, forever and ever amen, get it punks*
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2019-09-04 at 3:57 PM UTC in I’m raising my offer to purchase this websiteMain Krafetampf
Lol
Please.die ?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-03 at 8:18 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-08-29 at 5:40 PM UTC in Things that make you want to puke.Lack of alcohol
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2019-09-04 at 2:23 PM UTC in Are they gonna bring spice back?Nineteen NIGGERS walk into a drinking establishment
I'm the bartender
Me:hi. What do you want?
Them: *endless cacaphony and jib jabbering*
Me: If you cant construct one coherent sentence amongst the 8 of you , you need to go on AND GET OUT.
THEM: *NOISE INTENSIFIES RIBBLE RABBLE VLAH VLAH BLAH NOTHING IMPORTANT EVER*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 9:53 AM UTC in Random image threadLife sucks I wish I was a puppyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-03 at 10:57 PM UTC in DIETpiano Is high on meth in a random Delaware motel Room...Speaking of fucked up porn (and this really isnt fucked up) but the other day I was playing poker on my computer and I suddenly got really horny and this urge to lightly smack my own balls took over me and well.. ok so I've seen porn where they mash guys' balls and do penis torture stuff and all that and this isnt the same but I feel like I have this new "fetish" and I need to find a girl to jack me off while she lightly smacks my balls , but kinda hard, cuz it's just this weird pleasure pain thing like tickling I guess. I don't know.. the thought of cumming while my sack is being pampered with slaps is hot, TO ME. If I had some meth and the proper gal I'm sure I could get super weird with it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-30 at 6:30 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..Day 0 of sobriety. Caloric intake at an all time high. Doing 0 miles of any exercise ever except walking to work or the beer store. Will kill self tomorrow.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-04 at 12:10 AM UTC in Random image threadI've always wanted to take pictures of the random beautiful women I see, but I don't want to be creepy. I'd be the kind of person to ask permission first.
Well yeah. Girl you are gorgeous can I puhleeze get a picture of you for science ? Then quirky laugh. Then they say yes .The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 12:49 AM UTC in Image i drew of CandyRein
Originally posted by CandyRein I don’t know …you were kinda joining in with them and you thanked the Op.. I look nothing like that why would you thank his trolling of me ..I’ve done nothing to him lmao
I thanked it for the drawing not because it was making fun of you.
That's where you always get it wrong. I literally didnt thank it for a while so that you wouldn't see the thank because I knew youd assume it meant I agreed in making fun of you. For the record that means that you have been going back and checking if it was thanked. I'm the only one. It's ok. -
2019-08-14 at 10:02 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-09-03 at 10:42 PM UTC in DietPiano's Problem is that he fucks far too many niggers...Where's the problem?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-03 at 10:52 PM UTC in DietPiano's Problem is that he fucks far too many niggers...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-03 at 11:05 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-03 at 11:17 PM UTC in Image i drew of CandyReinBy the way its CHUTE.
RAM MY LOOSE CHUTE
Chutes and ladders
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2019-09-03 at 10:34 PM UTC in Image i drew of CandyReinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
