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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Okay when I will stop as long as quit being so insufferable

    Ok? Come grill some brats with me and Chris bitch
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG This is going to be the basis of my next book, beds that report back to the police and your mom if you masturbate or sleep in.

    What if your whole childhood your mom secretly had a masturbation counter chip thing installed in your mattress and she knows the exact number of times you jacked off and brings the number up all the time when shes out with her girlfriends and they all think it's funny because they know it's just a teenage boy that happened to jack of over 5,000 times in a 5 year span and then anytime you ever met those people they knew and you didnt and secretly one of mom's friends was a hebephile and wanted to fuck you the whole time but you never knew it and she still does but but but
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh yeah. Kro is krorect. I cook old men their blackened salmons and corn maque choux's.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Weirdest fucking dreams of my life last night. Can't even begin to try to explain that shit. Psychedelics don't have shit on that complexity of fuckery.

    I dreamed i was at an onion conference last night and that is all I can remember. I kept waking up and plantessing every 30 minutes
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych No not unless you spell it right


    PS btw I have no idea how lol

    Dont post here anymore. You are way too innocent
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Maynard singing Passenger
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Whenever I go camping we have this ritual where we all go out and return with a faggot to sacrifice on the campfire.

    Whoever returns with the most burn-worthy faggot wins the honour of the lighting of the faggot.

    Can't really say I hate them though because they burn well and then we all roast marshmallows atop the embers and ashes.

    How do you like your mallows cooked?

    That's funny though cuz we also played that game and whenever we started everyone would just run directly at me and tackle me all struggling to grab me like a fumbled football claiming they found me first.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "Why dont you livestream your suicide?"

    "You are normie"

    "I love the worst things about everything especially G4TV"

    Get a better lineup of responses, jesus fuck , are you just a NORMIE BOT?
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal As if a loser like you would spread their seed that far

    I think you realize the importance of not spreading your seed if you're an insignificant worthless piece of shit, hence your virginity.

    Meanwhile I already have 4 kids and another in bloom. 2 grand children as well.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    OP have you ever considered being a victim in a mass shooting? As in, would you please find a way to know when the next mass shooting will be and then place yourself there and be someone who dies ? Wouldn't that be awesome?
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol

    People wear these shirts and hats now as if to actually say that they care. Why? Its blatantly obvious that they dont actually care about all lives.

    At least the black lives matter people probably so seem to care about black lives (even though they technically dont either).

    It's just one of those funny ones. Why dont the ALL LIVES MATTER people actually care about all lives? They couldn't actually care less hahah.

    Nobody matters. Let's get rid of race and just realize we all dont matter. You suck. Yeah you.

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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Sure ya have

    Why are you always weird about that part? You talk about people being pussies yet cant claim up to your own well known face. What's up with that?
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Bueno See you tomorrow!

    Quirk
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Do attach yourself to it and feel the joy, lose it and feel the pair. There's no reason to fear it
    jusy recognize that both are part of the package. That's just life.

    THATS JUST LIFE .

    It is. Why doesnt everyone just realise that? WELL HEY THATS JUST LIFE. DEAL WITH IT.

    what if you dont WANT to deal with it? Why should you be forced to deal with something that you had no fucking influence on to begin with.

    If I just started finding you every day and slapped a handful of shit into your mouth when you weren't expecting it, would you just "deal with it?"

    Lol ok I'm getting buzzed. Trying to make a point.


    It just shouldn't be so "wrong" to want to die. And it shouldn't be wrong to do it. Pros and cons. Things can get better but they can also get worse and it's all over the board so its always seemed weird to me personally to suggest to every person ever that there is always a reason to keep fighting on.

    Lots of people disagree. I DO agree, but I feel like I can sympathize with those who dont.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right, like each ot ur profiles. Ur mentally deranged. It's really weird

    Hes just being a foo foo maybe.

    Have you ever been a foo foo ? 😋😎😍😘

    Little bunny foo foo
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's the plight of the booze. I know you have different styles of "problems" with it but I can relate.

    "YEAH MAN WE TOTALLY GET ALONG LETS HANG OUT AND SMOKE WEED AND TAKE SHOTS...." "DUDE WE SHOULD TOTALLY BE ROOMMATES YEAH YOU CAN JUST FUCKIN LIVE HERE ON THE COUCH FOR ALL I CARE YEAH STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT I DONT GIVE A SHIT."

    *the next day*

    "oh hey man. So anyway yeah I gotta go to work soon so you probably should take off. Yeah sorry.. anyway it's been fun though Haha. Later"
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The major flaw is the fuckin name of the thing. Impossible Whopper.

    "Hi how are you say I already know what I need why don't you just give me 4 of them delicious Impossible Whoppers and make them as impossible as possible if you know what I mean teeheheehehhee I AM A FAGGOT."

    Nobody wants to have to say that shit everytime.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Salute Your Shorts
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's more of a knob than a point.

    Thays what she said
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fine. Yes. spectral did the right thing. From now on I'm just gonna punch anyone who seems like they might potentially wanna punch me.
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