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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Maybe don't tell random women they look good, because that's not how you hit on girls, it's how you creep on them. Just talk to them like a normal fucking human being, and in settings where that shit is normal. Not 'on the street'.

    God what are you 15

    Its obviously unorthodox but I do have to say there are a good number of times in my life (many but certainly not all while I was intoxicated) where I passed a girl/lady/woman/female/grandma and found her so pretty that I had to say something which was just basically along the lines of "hey... excuse me sorry sorry sorry (always apologize three times like that) say I just HAD to stop you to let you know I think you might be one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. And I just needed to tell you that." Carry on. *sheepish smile*

    They always receive it well, usually blush, act flattered and say thank you and sometimes, just sometimes, you can pursue and accrue some digits.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Why are you looking at Aldra’s page?……faggot.

    It a setup. Look at his middle browser tab.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ok but dont write Casper twice that's not fair to the rest of us
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Oh yeah??????

    I’ll make you car young man😁

    No idea you were an automotive engineer. Nice. I'll just take one of the new Supras.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Octavian I'm going to send him gay porn mags.

    I guess when your collection is so massive you can afford to give away a few eh?
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls i get stuck after this i dont know what to say or how to word it


    FAO INSTIGATOR

    Dear, D. Barker (Daniel?)

    On behalf of us jolly kind folk at nis I decided to write you..

    That's perfect. Nothing else needs to be added.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat Why not arrest them or out them in handcuffs like a cop recently did who was later fired for it to a 6 yr old black boy (or was it girl?)?

    Probably because they wouldn't care and would actually likely feel even cooler as the kids who just got arrested at school for sending a kid to the hospital. Like a status symbol.

    The only way to stop it from happening again is to send them to adult super max federal prison in solitary confinement for the rest of their natural lives.. if let out, like a RAPIST or CHILD MOLESTER is apt to do, they WILL bully again.

    Or a public shaming of the kids in the school gymnasium though that might just ultimately anger them further and exacerbate the situation.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yes. A lot of it in fact.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Go to the fuckin bar. Increase your odds by about 1000%. /thread
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fonaplats What happened?

    He fuckin wasted it all on a hooker.

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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Damn those females were all probably standing in a puddle of their own cum by the time he left them. That first mom wanted to practically jump on his cock right then and there even if all her daughters were watching.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG



    Originally posted by mmQ Imagine trying to use a big frozen glob of diarrhea as a dildo.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You mean it's not already?

    Oopsy daisy!
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by whoami

    This might be CP because IIRC she was underage for most of the time she was on Totse but oh well.

    Lol she was literally 9 years old in that pic. You are correct. And everyone that just looked at that picture is now technically a CHOMO. Welcome to the site.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I instantly regret how stupid that last post is.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    No I definitely don't remember that .
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Those were all very specific I didnt just randomly push them all
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra destroy everything for a better tomorrow

    I will plaster that on elementary school walls and it will change 5h3 world.

    :)
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dude. Venus fucking sucks. Lmao why are you talking about the 3rd worst planet in our system ? Venus more like SHIT. CLOUD CITIES? Make some cloud cities here on Earth before you think you can make them on fucking &Venus.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sigh

    Bumb
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