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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You dont look good in blue gowns at least we learned this much

    He kinda looks like my dad right before he died.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It just means you have not enough beer cans on your desk and too many coffee mugs.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Right? So so many fucking questions. Do they take turns wiping their ass? Do they kiss each other when they fingerbang themself/herself? Does it hurt the same for both of them if say one of them were to get kicked in the head with a steel toed boot?
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ah yes the ole tuna of the forest.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm "the way he watches you, it's like he would jump in front of a bullet for you"
    -"is that a bad thing?"
    "No it's just intense,when you move,he moves"

    😝😍

    Your shadow
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum.


    Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano How should I get into the shorts of this half Asian girl I sit by in my sex class, she's obviously still a teenager and she's into really freshmany things, so I think it'll be really easy to infect her mind with my penis ideas because I'm older and have more to offer her because she's shy and you can just tell by her freshmanny persona that she's really into older guys and she's hungry for my penis, I don't wanna be with her I just want to borrow her for a minute, I already have her number.

    Invite her to your place and smash her over the head with a cast iron skillet.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych No one got my bless you joke huh?

    No. Your jokes might be funny but this isn't the forum for them.

    Use them elsewhere jack rabbit.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah I totally dont have a sense of humor woah you figured me out.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Lol symptoms: abdominal pain, diagnosis: abdominal pain
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What kind of high do you feel? Is it worth making diarrhea pills the new xoughgel bundy?
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey Trish can you pass me the tray of Impossible Whoppers, thanks cuz.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Wariat But why would you have empathy fompeople who dont have empathy fo you? Thats like me having empathy for charles manson.

    You either can empathize or you cant. It has jack shit to do with if the other person is capable of empathy themselves.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So anyway..
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by cigreting Explain the aggrivated part. I think we're all aware arson means intentional fire

    He moved his lighter to the stuff he was lighting really quickly with a shaky hand and an angry face.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My bed makes ME
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The little ones are good at hopscotch and jumprope games like double Dutch.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey, GOD, I fucking hate you.

    By the way falco, I am Jesus. Not ACP. I sent have a script telling me when someone says Jesus lol I just happen to be around sometimes.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala



    We all noticed you were away, tee hee.

    WE ALL NOTICED
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Yes, it is, and yes it does.

    It's boudin with crab and spinach sauce. Learn to make it and serve it on a lily pad, then demand it on the menu. You'll be a hero.

    That sounds fancy. I'm gonna bring it up, actually , I'll just make one here at home and then bring it in as an example and give samples to everyone except Bobbie because shes fat and stupid emphasis on both and she steals soup all the time.

    That's a lot of ingredients though. And I have to travel to get lily pads. Can you send me some ? I'll give you like 2% of the proceeds or whatever. 👻
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