Originally posted by aldra
destroy everything for a better tomorrow
I will plaster that on elementary school walls and it will change 5h3 world.
:)
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Dude. Venus fucking sucks. Lmao why are you talking about the 3rd worst planet in our system ? Venus more like SHIT. CLOUD CITIES? Make some cloud cities here on Earth before you think you can make them on fucking &Venus.
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2019-09-26 at 5:57 AM UTC
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ITT we write a story.
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2019-09-24 at 7:52 PM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
Originally posted by tee hee hee
You dont look good in blue gowns at least we learned this much
He kinda looks like my dad right before he died.
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2019-09-25 at 8:09 PM UTC
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too many beer cans on my desk
It just means you have not enough beer cans on your desk and too many coffee mugs.
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2019-09-25 at 5:16 AM UTC
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Your thoughts at the moment
Right? So so many fucking questions. Do they take turns wiping their ass? Do they kiss each other when they fingerbang themself/herself? Does it hurt the same for both of them if say one of them were to get kicked in the head with a steel toed boot?
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2019-09-25 at 5:19 AM UTC
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A buck with an attutude
Ah yes the ole tuna of the forest.
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Your thoughts at the moment
Originally posted by DontTellEm
"the way he watches you, it's like he would jump in front of a bullet for you"
-"is that a bad thing?"
"No it's just intense,when you move,he moves"
😝😍
Your shadow
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2019-09-25 at 4:43 AM UTC
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ITT we write a story.
Originally posted by 8stringflinG
Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum.
Harold was a burly man whose fleece was white as frozen cumrags. He had a lot of actual frozen cumrags, but they had bear cum. The family dog, Bear, was
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Originally posted by DietPiano
How should I get into the shorts of this half Asian girl I sit by in my sex class, she's obviously still a teenager and she's into really freshmany things, so I think it'll be really easy to infect her mind with my penis ideas because I'm older and have more to offer her because she's shy and you can just tell by her freshmanny persona that she's really into older guys and she's hungry for my penis, I don't wanna be with her I just want to borrow her for a minute, I already have her number.
Invite her to your place and smash her over the head with a cast iron skillet.
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Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych
No one got my bless you joke huh?
No. Your jokes might be funny but this isn't the forum for them.
Use them elsewhere jack rabbit.
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Yeah I totally dont have a sense of humor woah you figured me out.
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2019-09-21 at 2:27 AM UTC
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I Am GoingTo The Hospital
Lol symptoms: abdominal pain, diagnosis: abdominal pain
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What kind of high do you feel? Is it worth making diarrhea pills the new xoughgel bundy?
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2019-09-24 at 9:25 PM UTC
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Impossible Whopper
Hey Trish can you pass me the tray of Impossible Whoppers, thanks cuz.
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Got hit on by some boomer
Originally posted by Wariat
But why would you have empathy fompeople who dont have empathy fo you? Thats like me having empathy for charles manson.
You either can empathize or you cant. It has jack shit to do with if the other person is capable of empathy themselves.
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2019-09-24 at 9:17 PM UTC
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Impossible Whopper
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hopping the border to canada
Originally posted by cigreting
Explain the aggrivated part. I think we're all aware arson means intentional fire
He moved his lighter to the stuff he was lighting really quickly with a shaky hand and an angry face.
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The little ones are good at hopscotch and jumprope games like double Dutch.
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