Impossible Whopper

1. 2019-09-24 at 8:18 PM UTC

   #81
   

   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Who is speedy Parker. Sounds like a boyfriend of Marsha's on the Brady bunch

   
   A faggot who got his nose broken.
2. 2019-09-24 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #82
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
   No one responds to me. You're all just one party of 5 sitting at your children's table as I speak from the adult table.
3. 2019-09-24 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #83
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   So anyway..
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • 8stringflinG, 
   • Rear Naked Joke
4. 2019-09-24 at 9:24 PM UTC

   #84
   

   Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mmQ So anyway..

   
   Loser. Fuck you.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • 8stringflinG
5. 2019-09-24 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #85
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Hey Trish can you pass me the tray of Impossible Whoppers, thanks cuz.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • eBagger
6. 2019-09-24 at 9:26 PM UTC

   #86
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Oh and the meatballs too. Ty
7. 2019-09-24 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #87
   

   8stringflinG African Astronaut
   who got de cranbru sace
8. 2019-09-24 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #88
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Brabqueue sawc
9. 2019-09-24 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #89
   Netflxchillr African Astronaut
   The TMobile app is giving away a free "Impossible Burger," today for their free stuff Tuesday.
   
   I, certainly, would never actually BUY one.
10. 2019-09-24 at 11:27 PM UTC

    #90
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Netflxchillr The TMobile app is giving away a free "Impossible Burger," today for their free stuff Tuesday.
    
    I, certainly, would never actually BUY one.

    
    Thanks..gonna sign up for tmobile, pay the first month for shitty service just for a free veggie burger
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • mmQ, 
    • 8stringflinG, 
    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2019-09-24 at 11:35 PM UTC

    #91
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke 1. That was the first post I made in this thread.
    
    2. Stupid people aren't good judges of what's stupid and you're the most stupid of all so your opinion is worthless.

    This reply made you look stupid so therefore it is a conspiracy theory.
12. 2019-09-25 at 12:24 AM UTC

    #92
    

    Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker This reply made you look stupid so therefore it is a conspiracy theory.

    
    Nobody agreed to your premise retard.
13. 2019-09-25 at 12:42 AM UTC

    #93
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    If you bought the impossible whopper you probably bought the BK taco. I almost puked twice just typing that.
14. 2019-09-25 at 1 AM UTC

    #94
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I want UFC "Mexican vs Brazilian" Fight Night ($59.99).
15. 2019-09-25 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #95
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Nobody agreed to your premise retard.

    
    Stop making yourself look stupid can we agree to at least that?
16. 2019-09-25 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #96
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Stop making yourself look stupid can we agree to at least that?

    
    He never started.
17. 2019-09-25 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG He never started.

    
    And you have never stopped
18. 2019-09-25 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #98
    

    8stringflinG African Astronaut
    I didn't start either.
    
    You're the only one running in the stupid rat race, Speedy :)
19. 2019-09-25 at 2:20 AM UTC

    #99
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG I didn't start either.
    
    You're the only one running in the stupid rat race, Speedy :)

    
    No you never took dick up the ass and paid for another mans kid or anything stupid and told an entire online community how stupid you were which only served to compound the stupidificiocity,
20. 2019-09-25 at 2:54 AM UTC

    #100
    

    Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Erekshun If you bought the impossible whopper you probably bought the BK taco. I almost puked twice just typing that.

    
    Fuku erek.. Stop looking at my purchases 😠