Thanked Posts by mmQ

1. 2020-04-16 at 1:57 PM UTC in CP onion links?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *AGGRESSIVELY TOKES!!!!*
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2. 2020-04-16 at 12:47 PM UTC in I managed to shave my head with an electric beard trimmer...
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by WellHung thanks bud. appreciate that. 👍

   
   Appreciate what? A person telling you it doesn't take long to shave your head if you have barely any hair ? Super informative stuff. Much enlightening.
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3. 2020-04-16 at 4:50 AM UTC in WARIAT FINALLY GETS TOLD HE IS A RETARD
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Wario is smart, clever, good looking, able-bodied, thoughtful, kind, very well spoken, and a child molestor.
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4. 2020-04-16 at 4:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Nope
   
   *tokes*
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   • MexicanMasterRace
5. 2020-04-16 at 4:30 AM UTC in Drug and paraphernalia picture thread (LEO check this out!)
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Sudo what makes him a good man?

   
   Idk hes just really really handy . That is not a sexual innuendo. He fuxking farms hemp in Colorado on his downtime and pretty much knows everything about all the things like electricity and plumbing lol. Idfk. Hes just, hes nice. He is a nice man who is a jack of all trades , of sorts. Maybe i wouldn't get drunk and do meth with him and have philosophy chats but hes good with his hands and he treats my mom right.
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   • Sudo
6. 2020-04-16 at 3:44 AM UTC in What's faker, gayer and faux edgier than having a swastika for an avatar?
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   God nothing is gayer than saying "didn't read". Even having seventeen Egyptian Male fuck your ass at the same time is less gay.
   
   Whenever a person says "yeah I didnt read that" you know they read it and you also know they have no good retort.
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   • Sudo
7. 2020-04-15 at 5:53 PM UTC in Nice ass thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by stl1 Both heat and cold, Mr. Turtlehead?

   
   Make one clever comment you old raggedy Ann. You're a piece of garbage. I dont even know why I dislike you when I'm drunk but I do. When I'm sober i dont really care at all. But when I'm drinking your stupid posts bother me because I know you make them to ne funny but you're not ever funny. Ever.
   
   /emoji
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8. 2020-04-15 at 3:25 PM UTC in Corona Virus doubles global infections & deaths in 24 hours
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   What is a thank
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9. 2020-04-15 at 1:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I WORK IN THE MIDDLE EAST IT IS MY JOB TO DELIVER CACTII TO MY BOYS
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   • ORACLE
10. 2020-04-15 at 1:54 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Just dropped off the pizza to my guys. Hard work deserves recognition.

    
    
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11. 2020-04-15 at 1:20 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just bought $1200 worth of airplane shots. Gonna take them downtown and hand them out to the SKREETS. keep em warm. How a nigga live.
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12. 2020-04-14 at 10:56 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm just trying to protect my buddy futureman. I dont want to see him get hurt. I love him.
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    • Sudo
13. 2020-04-14 at 1:43 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
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    • Sudo
14. 2020-04-14 at 8:23 PM UTC in My uncle might have coronavirus
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Fujoshi very judgemental, sometimes at family gatherings I would say something to him and he wouldn't even acknowledge me.

    
    Hah. Wise man. I like him.
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15. 2020-04-14 at 2:21 PM UTC in Another RIP thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace U want me 2 call him

    
    Uh, yeah.
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16. 2020-04-14 at 8:07 AM UTC in Another RIP thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    There will be a huge ass ray of sunrise happiness when actro just randomly makes a HB thread one of these days like hey do you think if you had two penises and fucked one girl could it still be considered a three way when I type about the experience to my grandma ? I'm scared that actro is died too. :( that's the saddest one of all honestly. To me. Not to him. He wanted it if he did it. I just keep this backdoor hope that he'll plop in here on day saying sorry he was working at the mustard factory 26 hours a day and they took away all his electronics.
    
    :(
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    • Sudo
17. 2019-12-29 at 4:18 PM UTC in I made sploo kill himself
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
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    • the man who put it in my hood, 
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18. 2020-04-14 at 10:53 PM UTC in Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of Corona virus...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What does that even mean? Repent at the gates. Lmao
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    • WellHung
19. 2020-04-14 at 11:02 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Erekshun I am worried, shrimp don’t take this long

    
    Yeah but its jumbo shrimp remember ? Maybe she didnt specify and they really were like jumbo ones the size of a blue whale or something.
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    • POLECAT
20. 2020-04-14 at 10:55 PM UTC in Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of Corona virus...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Person: alright god, I'm here now, please let me in
    
    God: dude, you killed like 90 babies right before you got here
    
    Person: oh, right. Fuck. Well, hey, that was wrong of me. Truly, I'm sorry about that.
    
    God: *skeptically* well... alright then. If you say so. Get in here then.
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