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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I like turtles
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He just needs to slow down, which he is obviously normally really good at. I dont know why he decided to choose running up a staircase as a time to go fast.

    Regardless, I have done this in my apartment stairs at least a bakers dozen times over the last 5 years. It happens. XD
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hey. Who cares?


    I stole from your walmart hundreds of times it doesnt matter.
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Kill me first please. Inverse Rack. I want a system of levers and pulleys implanted in the center of my body and attached to my limbs somehow pulling them inward until I turn inside out.

    And thanks.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    You're oddly obsessed with that term. Dare I say you're living rent free in...RENT FREE'S HEAD?!?!
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Giving candyrein her daily attention helping. :) #justtaurusthings

    #yeahididntreadthat

    #justgotdonesmoking
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    #outofrespectformyboyfriendimnotgoingtomentionmyboyfriend
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What kind of Grandfather refers to his Granddaughter in such a way…lololol

    One who literally has naked pictures of her on his computer.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 She called me this morning to wish me a "Top of the morning".

    She closed 7 loans last week.

    She also invited me to her 4 year olds soccer games.

    Do you think any of your aborted children would have enjoyed playing soccer?

    You edited your post and it's still grammatically incorrect. Haha. Please die.
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by stl1 I didn't have a clue who you even were when you started going off on me.

    Next lie.

    You're not dumb and I want you to live.
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Holy shit. You posted an actual paragraph.
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Dont! Get instantly mad at me. I just meant that I'm used to you posting one liners. I like when you post longer.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh the child rapist is here. Later.
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I believe that would be mash.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    It should say change your mind.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I now pronounce you fag and fag.



    Originally posted by aldra we're garried

    I'll keep these two combo breakers in my stash (of people who break combos). Stash.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Being stalked online. Time to go watch the Lakers game.
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Sorry she can't help you out of respect for her boyfriend

    Out of respect for my boyfriend I like to keep our private life private and will not be announcing eacn and every time he tongue shovels my stink ditch. Out of respect.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Out of respect for my boyfriend, I'm not gonna tell you about the comedian named Norm MacDonald as I dont think you would get his style of humor either way. Out of respect.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You fool! That's no pig! That's Kitchener Leslie's wife!
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