Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-06-15 at 2:54 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by POLECAT welp, it looks like I did a pretty damn good job on that interior job,, and with the leftover paint I did A 10 DOLLA AN hr job painting my kitchen. its wite as a motha fuker, I painted it 3 years ago but the woodstove really yellows the walls so it was way overdew

   
   You post these painting updates so much and I feel bad nobody ever acknowledges them. So I'm doing it. You've been acknowledged.
   
   I bet you did a good paint job. I can tell you take pride in your work. I was just sitting outside and some girl in a white van started screaming I HATE YOU!!!!! and the van drove away and she kept screaming it.
2. 2023-06-15 at 2:09 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   That's the fun thing about life is that you can just die at any moment. This girl just FLEW out of her windshield and got splayed out on the highway. A good girl, had her whole life ahead of her, as we all do I suppose.
   
   Hashtag yolo just do what you want nobody will care after a while
3. 2023-06-15 at 1:51 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Let's play super meat boy
4. 2023-06-15 at 1:47 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is my brother helping my husband cheat?
   
   Test them both!
5. 2023-06-15 at 12:51 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   vindicktive vinny is gonna die tomorrow
6. 2023-06-13 at 11:40 PM UTC in For a hands-on healthcare-providing 'nurse', CandyRein and all of her alts sure do post a lot...
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Michael Myers When I was in high school, I always wanted to be a male nurse.

   
   Why didn't you want to be a female nurse?
7. 2023-06-12 at 9:49 PM UTC in Donald Trump to be arraigned Tuesday .8 Miles from my house, best post decides
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   something about spaying and neutering your pets
8. 2023-06-12 at 8:50 PM UTC in Megan Thee Stallion and Taylor Swift are both trannies
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson As a child my brother and I used to look for hermaphrodites in rock pools
   
   

   
   Worms, leeches, snails, and barnacles?
9. 2023-06-12 at 8:28 PM UTC in Megan Thee Stallion and Taylor Swift are both trannies
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   They're both well known hermaphrodites. Get with the times please.
10. 2023-06-12 at 7:18 PM UTC in How to homosexually seduce a man of the same sex as you (a man)
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Bradley The attempted "seduction:"
    
    

    
    DONT ASK DONT TELL
    
    
11. 2023-06-12 at 6:27 PM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by aldra relapse was his best album you can't change my mind

    
    I'm an MMLP STAN. then SSLP. then eminem show. THEN relapse. But I understand. XDXD
12. 2023-06-12 at 3:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Haxxor Everyone likes a good ALGORITHM

    
    Algorithm and blues 😊
13. 2023-06-12 at 2:41 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um those look pretty professional to me.

    
    Take it up with the ALGORITHM m8
14. 2023-06-12 at 6:52 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    say hi to Dan and Fran for me. Tell them i DO..NUT want to talk to them EVER AGAIN after the last time they fucked me over regarding the one particular donut I wanted with the psrinkels and whatever they'll know. night
15. 2023-06-12 at 6:50 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
16. 2023-06-12 at 6:48 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian if youre gonna cut off his dick though, i dont want to touch that thing

    
    bend over and take it like a slut, ok ma?
    
    I love eminem. his first four albums i mean
    
    ok ma?>
17. 2023-06-12 at 6:47 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    proots
18. 2023-06-12 at 6:45 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by 34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg your delusional perspective of reality will matter as much as it does now when I shove my jamaican beef patty into your whyte coco bread and buttered bleatering asshole

    
    proots would have his way with you and his sayings. give me more UNORIGINAL BULLSHIT
19. 2023-06-12 at 6:39 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tie me up i dont care. i really don't just tie me up
    
    whatever. do your things to me its fine.
    
    have your stupid way with me
20. 2023-06-12 at 6:38 AM UTC in So I tried fresh wasabi
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I dont belive you
    34nfi4w8g3wnfge4j93qrj309jg