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Posts by mmQ

  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Pete Green Ill fucking murder you, Technology. I'll set off a massive EMP device and destroy all electronics and send us back to the Clockwork years.


    ILL FUCKING DO IT. Go ahead and flag me, Bitches

    lol you remind me of you
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    obviously im talking about the guy that can do all these weird technical terms . i never could
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra there was that guy who recently got done for registering a fake media business then made millions claiming popular songs used in YouTube videos

    so just do it lol
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    i feel like you could pull whatever this is, off.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    https://www.reddit.com/r/illegallifeprotips2/comments/15kzgz8/ilpt_how_i_made_44k_in_3_months_hijacking_spotify/
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by β˜†$Pβ‚³C3πŸπŸŒŸπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ»κ’°βŒβ– Ο‰β– κ’±πŸ‘πŸΏπŸͺ$H33PπŸ‘πŸŒ› kids are all smart now and know the dangers of everything wrong we do and live good clean living, we should learn from their example probably LITTLE RETARD LOSERS TOO PUSSY TO GET HIGH

    imagine being the person in charge of the money invested in this band and having to read the name "Lost Prophet" constantly LOST PROFITS

    I want to show you a thing
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra yeah I don't think you're much older than me

    turning it around on retard kids helps a little but still feels bad man

    I'm almost 40 now . it feels weird. you're still auschwitz nazi disney to me always.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra he tried to 'buy' kids from his single mother fans and said that fucking kids was 'mega lolz'

    they asked him after he was arrested if it was still mega lolz and he said 'no it's just lolz now'

    don't bother talking to Myers he's mean these days

    I never realized how fucking young you fuckers were when i first joined zoklet

    i was like 28 and all these dorks were barely even 20 lol. fucking losers

    now i am the loser. keep up.

    just kidding kind of but hahah sploo and roshmbo were like 17 little kids i feel bd for them. we should all die
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm ^one of the angry ppl in the Montgomery incidents

    Lay down weird.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Waking up "not at all" seems like a nice time.

    I'd like to be the in the small minority of people that die peacefully in their sleep.

    But no of course I'll probably get some tragic update next time I do my blood work - oh yeah wren you're dying you should've probably done your blood work earlier than ten years before you just did it now.

    Is my back against the wall, Doc? you telling me I'm gonna die?

    Yes

    Oh. Well fuck. :)
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    lol



    Originally posted by Incessant You ever had them? Has the world every seemed brighter or shinier to you because your happy and drunk in ****?

    what's the last word supposed to be?

    but yes when I'm drunk and happy I suppose the world seems happier too. I don't know if you're asking metaphorically or like literally does it look brighter outside.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    fuck that looks really good right about now (the funk soul brother).

    is that a stock photo from the ww. internet or is that the exact plate sitting in front of YEE?

    I think you've inspired me to pick up the necessities for that and make a goddamn VATS WORTH of it to eat over the next week straight. mmmmm and some typa breadsticks too YAS FAM eeeEEEEeee--ee--ee-e
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you set up your mail forwarding or change of address service through your post office, it is free of charge. If you opt to go the virtual route to set up mail forwarding, USPS charges a small feeβ€”currently $1.10β€”to validate your identity with the Online Change-of-Address form.

    why are you allowing cigarette to troll you into answering these stupid questions that he knows the answers to ?
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have an independent source that says it is we'll just have to agree to disagree bless your heart
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    If we're part of the universe and the universe is expanding faster than the speed of light does that mean the speed of light is also faster than itself?
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    PEZ dispenser but it's Hot Tamales instead of PEZ
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would fux wit Wolf 1061C.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was talking about Wolf 1061c…ASSUME MUCH??

    So was I. 🌊πŸ₯Ά 🫠 ❄️
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash Do you know Sega tries to help you?

    Hey Mash. When are you going to open your zoo?
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mashlehash I've got a beer in my hand right now. Jheit

    When are you gonna open your zoo for video making porpoises?
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