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2023-09-19 at 1:48 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-09-18 at 10:27 PM UTC in Favorite Beverage?
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2023-09-18 at 8:23 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post countGOD DAMNIT JIGGABOO WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE OUR SERIOUS SUGGESTION AND GO ON A SERIAL DATE RAPING SPREE. FUCK!!!!! 😡 😡 😡
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2023-09-18 at 8:19 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
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2023-09-18 at 8:07 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lets remember quality (and size) of Bill Krozby's cum dumpsters shall we?
The ones you pay for are disposable…you don't need to waste your time with smalltalk or other bullshit, you hire them, they come over…you do the do, they leave…perfect.
You only get caught if you're a dumb twat and then what…some shitty little fine?
I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE -
2023-09-18 at 7:20 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If I piss in the ocean I'm contributing to it…doesn't mean my piss made any significant change to things.
It does if the ocean is the size of a smaller body of water that people rely on to drink, and there's 8 billion of you shitting and pissing into it multiple times a day every day for centuries. -
2023-09-18 at 7:02 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
Originally posted by jerryb Don't know who caused it but my summer sucked ass, rained so much the ground was soaked and then a storm come thru and trees down all over.
I can honestly tell the climate in my area has changed in the 60 so years I lived here. Now I don't know if it is a natural change or man made but seriously do you think man will do anything. The west may make changes but 3rd world countries ain't going to do shit and we send most our polluting jobs there.
I've said about twenty times in this thread probably that climate change is a thing, humans are absolutely contributing to it, but I don't know that there's necessarily much we can do to impact it significantly at least not that we will see in our immediate lifetime, like not really obvious changes, as it would take time to drastically affect it in a good way the same way it has taken time to affect in a 'bad' way.
But also like I've said, it's why we generally don't just throw our trash out onto the streets and we use garbage canisters and landfills in most 1st world countries, because despite the fact that we know it wouldn't be a big deal if we just threw a wrapper out of the window instead of the garbage every time, it would eventually add up and we don't want that.
I think the climate change proponents for the most part just want what's best for the globe. Not all of them and I'm sure there's plenty of financial motivations and things of that nature, but likewise, most people just want 'to leave the world a better place for their kids and grandkids' and all that shit. It's certainly not badly intentioned and it seems weird to say 'haha look at that LOSER caring about the environment. It's not a big deal and we can't change it anyway so just stop caring, like me."
Who gives a shit if that's what they care about? It's one of those things that's not hurting anyone to want to make a difference. The only reason to shit on it is to try and look holier-than-thou or come across like a know-it-all. Even if you think it's absolute lunacy, it would seem just as odd to endlessly try to refute the points that a flat-earther was making and pointing out. People don't even waste their time responding to them, but for some reason people waste a lot of time responding to climate change, even though they find it just as ridiculous. Maybe because there's actually some merit to it lol.
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2023-09-18 at 6:49 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
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2023-09-18 at 6:45 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The first time I went to one was on my 18th Birthday back in England…wasn't an Asian spa though..it was called "Daniella's". I was out with some double best mates on my birthday and Daniellas was over the road from the pub we were in.
They clubed their money together and sent me over as a birthday treat. The massage was like 15 quid…then a few mins into it she said "Do you want to see the extras menu"…I said yes.
It was listed like chinese food.
1. handjob 20 quid
2 handjob in shower 25 quid
3 blowjob 40 quid
4 full sex 50
5 anal 60
6 2 girls 100
etc
I only had 25 quid so I said "The number 2 please".
Here in Houston I mean it's fucking obvious when you go in one…if it's an Asian spa it's a fucking knocking shop. You just ask at the front desk before you pay anything…"Do you guys do extras"…of course if you look like a cop they'll say no.
Sometimes you go in for the massage if you are new to the place and ask the girl giving you the massage "extras?" or "do you want to earn a good tip" etc.
I've been in a place before an ended just getting a massage because they thought i was a cop.
Have you encountered this in on a non-asian spa? Just a regular caucasian girl in her late 20s who went to school for massage therapy with a live laugh love sign in her massage room that will also suck your dick off and let your eat out her asshole if you say 'EXTRAS' to her? -
2023-09-18 at 5:04 PM UTC in Reset Jigaboo Johnson's post count so it doesn't surpass Bill Krozby's post count
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They don't care at the Spa if you get hard or not…they'll suck it anyway. ERM SO I HEARD.
How do you actually find this out the first time? Like did they wink at you at the end and say and would you like any extra services ?? Wink wink wink ifyouknowwhatimean? Or did you awkwardly hold out a 50 dollar bill at the end and ask if that could get you anything extra? Wink wink wink? Surely they don't openly advertise it right? -
2023-09-18 at 10:39 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-09-17 at 4:50 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecastI'm gonna find an "expert" that debunks climate change and you're gonna say oh that expert is actually legit I CAN TELL just by looking at him.
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2023-09-16 at 10:03 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-09-16 at 9:30 PM UTC in Why do I need it to functionWhy when I'm not high does my life
Feel like it's missin' somethin'?
I know that I Must Be High
So that I can function.
Probably because brains are complicated and there's 8 billion different ones with lots of different wirings.
Most people need something to help them function, whether it be coffee or heroin. I guess it's just the way the cringe cookie crumbles. I know the feels.
Maybe just eat an apple and go for a jog and all your problems will either away. -
2023-09-16 at 8:36 PM UTC in FONA LAMPOON'S VIRGINA VACATION🦆🧟One hour is a perfect amount of time to go the shithole town's shithole bar and get absolutely shit-canned before you head on out again.
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2023-09-16 at 7:47 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-09-16 at 7:46 PM UTC in Why are you existing at the momentflying penis butt
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2023-09-16 at 5:26 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing
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2023-09-16 at 5:05 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....My this and my that.
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2023-09-16 at 4:58 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....My upcoming doubles tennis match this afternoon. Step right up it's the amazing tennis ball uhhhh wacker guy.
