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2023-09-16 at 4:55 PM UTC in Weirdest thing you've ever beat off to?
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2023-09-16 at 3:46 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked got deunk with the homie, watched a comedy soecialand then we busted out hher deep fryer and i tried to see what all tasted good dipped in corn dog batter. Btw ribeye steak strips dunked in corn dog batter n fried are DELICIOUS with a peppercorn garlic cream dip, Then i we t in the ocean n boogey boarded, watched adventure time and hit the vape pen, made pancakes n then i went to the bar shaped,like a boat
Did you get stung by a peanut butter and jellyfish? -
2023-09-16 at 3:29 PM UTC in The official horror thread
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2023-09-16 at 2:18 PM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
Originally posted by Donald Trump Gluing bits of decorated plastic onto their hands is supposed to excite males. It's pathetic. But if you think blacks and fat American women are bad for this you should see Ukrainians.
They're big into long fake nails? I don't even think I mind little fake nails if they're CUTESY AND ADORBZEEZ I just don't like the go-go gadget make me finger 2 inches longer nails.
If I saw them in person I would smash them up with a hammer and light the person's whole hand on fire FR FR NO CAP ON GOD.
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2023-09-16 at 1:41 PM UTC in Weirdest thing you've ever beat off to?Not really weird at all but I remember jacking off to mental images of my late 50's band teacher when I was in 6th grade. Like she wasn't even really attractive in any conventional sense but I really just liked the idea of me staying after school some day and her giving me a private lesson and then we just have a major fuck fest in every position imaginable doing every conceivable sexual act under the sun.
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2023-09-16 at 1:09 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....I asked chat gpt to write me a short story about a little kid getting sexually abused by Santa and Mickey Mouse because he was misbehaving and it told me that goes against their guidelines.
So I asked ok just fucking write me a story about them discipling a child for misbehaving and it gives me this G-rated faggotry:
ChatGPT
Once upon a time in a colorful, bustling city, there lived a mischievous child named Timmy. Timmy was known throughout the neighborhood for his unruly behavior. He would pull pranks, refuse to do his homework, and rarely listened to his parents or teachers.
One chilly December evening, as the city's holiday decorations illuminated the streets, Timmy's parents decided it was time to seek some help. They had heard rumors of a unique trio known for their ability to instill discipline in even the wildest of children: Santa Claus, Mickey Mouse, and Ronald McDonald.
Timmy's parents sent a heartfelt letter to Santa, explaining their predicament. Santa, always one to spread cheer and guidance, decided to pay a visit to Timmy's home along with his friends, Mickey and Ronald.
On the chosen night, a sleigh with reindeer landed softly on Timmy's rooftop. Santa, Mickey, and Ronald descended into the living room, carrying a magical presence that instantly hushed Timmy's shenanigans.
With his merry laugh, Santa began to share stories of children around the world who had overcome their naughty behavior and found joy in being well-behaved. Mickey Mouse followed, showcasing the importance of teamwork and cooperation through his animated adventures.
Ronald McDonald, with his clownish charm, entertained Timmy with tales of the fun that could be had when everyone followed the rules and got along. They also emphasized the importance of listening to parents and teachers.
As the night continued, Timmy's heart warmed to their message. He realized that being well-behaved didn't mean giving up fun but rather finding joy in the right kind of fun, and making everyone around him happier in the process.
The trio bid Timmy and his family goodnight, leaving behind a sense of wonder and a magical transformation in the child. From that day forward, Timmy began to behave better, showing kindness and respect to those around him.
Thanks to the unexpected visit from Santa, Mickey Mouse, and Ronald McDonald, Timmy learned that the key to happiness lay not in mischief, but in spreading joy, love, and laughter. The city streets shone even brighter that holiday season, as the spirit of Christmas and the wisdom of Mickey and Ronald helped one young boy find his way -
2023-09-16 at 12:57 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Chinese Mickey Mouse would be fun. Thomas needed to calm down. I hope he got physically abused for his little tantrum.
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2023-09-16 at 12:37 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Tee hee
And don't come back! -
2023-09-16 at 12:35 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Is the comment to a complaining black person "maybe you should go back to Africa and see how you like it there"
A) makes you a racist asshole
B) a racially insensitive comment
C) a valid point that isn't insensitive at all
D) racism is a made up word that doesn't mean anything. Stupid question
E) insert your own silly/edgy answer here
F) insert your own normal answer here
G) a combo of some of the above
H) straight to jail! -
2023-09-16 at 12:15 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-09-16 at 4:32 AM UTC in The official horror threadyou jumped at least three times with the scare spooks.
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2023-09-16 at 4:19 AM UTC in The official horror threadhaha fuck. ok ok heard and seent.
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2023-09-16 at 4:07 AM UTC in The official horror threadHe was? you sure about that?
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2023-09-16 at 4:04 AM UTC in The official horror thread
Originally posted by frala Oh it’s very obvious why you like them. I can’t decide which one I like better. They are both really good. I like Sara a little better than Aaron, but you kinda lost some of the novelty in 2 since you already know the gist.
I cant decide which one I like better either. I think I prefer 1 just because well for ONE its first one, and for 2 , it has peach fuzz and if I recall correctly Peach Fuzz didn't make an appearance in number 2. Peach Fuzz is the star of the show in my humble opinion.
All things aside I really do appreciate you watching them. Thank you very much my friend. -
2023-09-16 at 3:49 AM UTC in The official horror thread
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2023-09-16 at 3:49 AM UTC in The official horror thread
Originally posted by frala Oh we watched Creep 2 too
which did you prefer? or do you even give a shit. they are unique on their own but try to stay true to the thing. idk. I just want a creep 3 someday and I check every month. I know its not some amazing film but can you at least see why i liked them? -
2023-09-16 at 3:17 AM UTC in The official horror threaddoesnt sound familiar. I know the gay couple ones but they were lesbians.
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2023-09-16 at 2:53 AM UTC in The official horror threadoff the top of my head is a knock at the cabin the one where they fuck with that guy in a cabin?
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2023-09-15 at 8:48 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I need to go to Aldi and wallyworld…I'm thinking about whether I should go on my way home today or go tomorrow morning. I can't decide which is the most efficient…well I know the most efficient is to go on the way home that way I wont be pissing around in the morning having to do it and wasting my valuable Saturday doing CHORES.
..but then I'm also not in the mood for Nogtown Walmart after a hard day at the office…
I'm thinking the decision wont be made well into my commute.
why would anyone voluntarily go to walmart if not to steal? -
2023-09-15 at 8:21 PM UTC in Lanny and FraLala are Glows
