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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox You can deduce historical temperatures from ice core samples

    probably just more bullshit propaganda from Big Ice and Big Temperature
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    woah woah woah hold the fort, I have to shake off the cobwebs from this peculiar 3 year old necro-bump. Speedy were you searching the term 'Antarctica' and threads? lol
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    France has some of the most famous culinary schools in the world. India? Not so much. Chances are a lot of the food you enjoy is prepared or inspired through methods of French cuisine. You get rid of that, you get NO FOOD. Or, I guess, strictly Indian food which is also becoming inspired by the Frenchies.

    French gastronomy has subtly come to influence Indian cuisine. Now, dishes here are prepared using local ingredients but with French techniques. So you see French-influenced dishes modified and altered to suit the Indian palate
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just prepare twenty more scallops if you're starving.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Repent, yee sinners, for the second coming of Christ is upon us.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    says the man who chose to eliminate the prestigious French cuisine. smh
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Write a story about a girl named Gypsy who's abused by her mom and convinces her retarded boyfriend Nicholas to stab her to death while she hides in the bathroom with her ears covered.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra HE REFUSED TO DRINK PINOT NOIR BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS FRENCH FOR BLACK PENIS

    Golly gee that's the only and specific reason I would drink it.
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny none of the above

    That was option D. I didn't include it because it was obvious that would be your first choice. BOOM ROASTED
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Fox This does remind me of this idea for a book I had where some depressed guy gets enamored with this crazy chick who’s into committing petty crimes like shoplifting and shit and they start getting into increasingly illegal dangerous thrill seeking type shit together, just feeding off each other's negative energy in an insane self-destructive spiral of sex and violence until eventually they start murdering people.

    So anyway the part this reminds me of is where they find out some rapper and his entourage is gonna be at a certain nightclub that night so they show up and kill them all and steal their chains and shit.

    I should find where I saved that and start writing again…

    I recall several real life instances of this. Teen couples that just want to know what it feels like to kill someone and they basically build up the courage to do it with the enablement of one another.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Peanut Nore
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster You should try to get a job as a fancy sommelier somewhere, like a wine or whiskey tasting expert

    Eh, too much having to talk to the hoighty-toightys. I know they can make some good $$ though. Plus I'm not a wine or liquor connoisseur by any means and don't have the desire to learn which chardonnay compliments the fucking wedge salad or whatever the fuck
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats like saying since most republicans would vote for trump, therefore trump need not to be listed on the ballot.

    u very smart.

    What would you prefer?

    A) getting a trillion gajillion munny

    B) burning alive in oven with no munny

    C) being strapped to an apparatus that holds you in place while a bloated corpse, also in an apparatus, fucks you in the ass for all of eternity
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra all I know about Liberia is civil war so I cannot imagine them serving anything other than bush meat or men meat

    I don't recall their menu but I think it was a bunch of weird raw fish head related stuff.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Assert your dominance by walking up to one of the pissers and shoving him as hard as you can "you're not allowed to piss out here you stupid fuck" then spit in his face. "DO SOMETHING about it FAGGOT."

    Then take your shirt off to prove you mean business. At that point your best bet is to kick him in the dangly bits as hard as you can and then run away. Otherwise it'll likely be a one punch knockout to your DOME (not head) and you'll be lying there in the dude's piss while he gets his m8s to come out and also piss all over your feeble little body.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    We had a Liberian restaurant open up a few blocks from me and went out of business within 2 months. It would likely be such a definitive first choice that I didn't even think it needed mentioning.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Do you guise know what a SUPER-TASTER is? Just every flavor is extra strong to you. I've been in my rich mahogany smelling library, poring over the data in my leather bound encyclopedias.

    It seems they make little paper strips with a bitter taste on them, that if tasted and it's hardly noticeable, you are a NORMIE-EATER but if it's really bitter to you, you are a SUPER EATER.

    Super eaters have a hard time liking new foods that their palate doesn't like as the tastes are very overwhelming.

    I've decided I'm a super eater lol. I'm very particular and picky.

    "Yes I will take the pan-fried walleye please but do not even THINK about placing a lemon garnish on top of it sir, I WILL come back there and have words with the chef. Hrmph!"
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's an apt description Bradley Bee. Indian food and curry tastes like sweaty body odor. That concisely sums up the entire cuisine.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Rape Monster They typically mold the ice cream into balls and freeze it until solid, then roll it in something like crushed nuts before deep frying it.

    I prefer it cold tbh fam. I worked at The Mexican Village back in the day and would constantly MUNCH ON THE BALLS whenever I had to go to the freezer for anything, which I would turn one trip into several trips just so I could get more bites in.
  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra deep fried ice cream? it's only chinese places that do that here

    Weird. It's only Mexican places that do that here.
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