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  1. #61
    Originally posted by mmQ Have you asked a non-Asian in Texas? It feels like it would be really awkward especially after said 'no, what the fuck? I'm happily married get the fuck out of here and don't come back, you FREAKAZOID!"

    Yes...Facebook Marketplace is full of non Asian ones I've bought those before. Just search "hot stones". You can message them before they even come over for prices/services etc.

    Really convenient when you don't want to leave the house.

    Some of todays selection here in Houston.

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  2. #62
    Let's not demonize Jiggaboo_Johnson for his best efforts.
  3. #63
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes…Facebook Marketplace is full of non Asian ones I've bought those before. Just search "hot stones". You can message them before they even come over for prices/services etc.


    You can get chicks a lot quicker and cheaper if you just pull a Bill Cosby. What's the chance you'll get caught, anyways?
  4. #64
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs You can get chicks a lot quicker and cheaper if you just pull a Bill Cosby. What's the chance you'll get caught, anyways?

    Lets remember quality (and size) of Bill Krozby's cum dumpsters shall we?

    The ones you pay for are disposable...you don't need to waste your time with smalltalk or other bullshit, you hire them, they come over...you do the do, they leave...perfect.

    You only get caught if you're a dumb twat and then what...some shitty little fine?
  5. #65
    jerryb African Astronaut
    He didn't call them slampigs for nothing.
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  6. #66
    Originally posted by jerryb He didn't call them slampigs for nothing.

    Good point
  7. #67
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lets remember quality (and size) of Bill Krozby's cum dumpsters shall we?

    The ones you pay for are disposable…you don't need to waste your time with smalltalk or other bullshit, you hire them, they come over…you do the do, they leave…perfect.

    You only get caught if you're a dumb twat and then what…some shitty little fine?

    I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE
  8. #68
    Originally posted by mmQ I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE

    Sounds like something a lowly dog would do...I don't want them hanging around for hours.
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like something a lowly dog would do…I don't want them hanging around for hours.

    They're your slaves. You can tell them to leave whenever you're done with them.
  10. #70
    Originally posted by mmQ I think he meant the literal Bill Cosby. He's saying you should pour secret liquids into girls' drinks that make them turn purple and fizzy (the drinks not the girls) and you can have your way with them for many hours no questions asked. TEE HEE

    They didn't call them Puddin' Pops for nothing.
  11. #71
    Originally posted by mmQ They're your slaves. You can tell them to leave whenever you're done with them.

    Time is money...literally.
  12. #72
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    GOD DAMNIT JIGGABOO WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE OUR SERIOUS SUGGESTION AND GO ON A SERIAL DATE RAPING SPREE. FUCK!!!!! 😡 😡 😡
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  13. #73
    Originally posted by mmQ GOD DAMNIT JIGGABOO WHY DONT YOU JUST TAKE OUR SERIOUS SUGGESTION AND GO ON A SERIAL DATE RAPING SPREE. FUCK!!!!! 😡 😡 😡

    Already did that shit in my 20s and 30s...now I just want to blow my load, kick them out and have lunch.
  14. #74
    You'll learn yungins...
  15. #75
    Looks like tomorrow might be the day folks.
  16. #76
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes…Facebook Marketplace is full of non Asian ones I've bought those before. Just search "hot stones". You can message them before they even come over for prices/services etc.

    Really convenient when you don't want to leave the house.

    Some of todays selection here in Houston.


    lol@ the Free ones….🙄 they cum with a side of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea? That shit’ll give ya hot stones.
  17. #77
    Originally posted by Haxxor lol@ the Free ones….🙄 they cum with a side of antibiotic resistant gonorrhea? That shit’ll give ya hot stones.

    The massage is free if you pay for the extras (where they bump the price up so it's not really free).

    ETA: Those prices don't include the extras...that's the cost for them to come to you, gas, travel, "pretend" hot stones massage etc.
  18. #78
    Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The massage is free if you pay for the extras (where they bump the price up so it's not really free).

    ETA: Those prices don't include the extras…that's the cost for them to come to you, gas, travel, "pretend" hot stones massage etc.

    It was sarcasm my friend….the gonorrhea is free tho…right?
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Looks like tomorrow might be the day folks.

    Should we expect a front page flush in celebration?
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  20. #80
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Should we expect a front page flush in celebration?

    Nah, I'm above that.
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