Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-10-26 at 1:03 PM UTC in Quite a few rooty tooty mass shooties lately
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kawkasian CNN currently says 16 dead…Foxnews says 22 dead
   
   Fucking lol, recockulous

   
   Spectral news says they all died from the jab
   
   or that nobody actually died and they're all crisis actors SANDY HOOK did 9/11 reverse false double flag no takebacks
2. 2023-10-26 at 1:01 PM UTC in france has an outbreak of massive bedbugs
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i had to do laundry for a french family once because it was late and the maids have gone home and they needed their cloths before the morning flight,
   
   and was utterly shocked at the sight of their womens panties. theyre on par with panties of women in the very poor parts of the 3rd world - stainned yellow with piss stain and dark spots of mold were clearly visible,
   
   i could not believe it.

   
   work a few shifts in the prison laundry and you'll see women's underwear with the most peculiar of stains imaginable
3. 2023-10-26 at 12:58 PM UTC in Road rage
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *wog
4. 2023-10-26 at 12:55 PM UTC in Road rage
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Nigs gonna Nog

   
   yessir
   
   
5. 2023-10-26 at 12:37 PM UTC in Road rage
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You could get a can of bear mace and just look for any excuse to use it. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go to youtube to watch people who got maced during altercations and it's always funny.
6. 2023-10-26 at 12:33 PM UTC in france has an outbreak of massive bedbugs
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When I was in Paris they had designated people in green uniforms - street sweepers - whose entire job was just to go up and down the streets sweeping away the constant garbage and filth.
7. 2023-10-26 at 12:30 PM UTC in Road rage
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Upon seeing him pulled over I would've definitely made it a point to stop and flip him off while laughing hysterically, making sure he saw me doing it.
8. 2023-10-26 at 12:29 PM UTC in Road rage
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Were you STRAPPED had he exited his vehicle and approached you with a crowbar?
9. 2023-10-26 at 12:17 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Burn him and slice him up into a proper beef bourguignon
10. 2023-10-26 at 12:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If you do the same, it's then machine against machine.

    
    
11. 2023-10-26 at 12:09 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Why does he have a wad of shit tucked inside his mouth I'd like to fucking jam it down his fish and chip throat. I hate him!!!
    
    
    Rebuke!!!! 😡 😡 😡 😡
12. 2023-10-26 at 12:07 PM UTC in pyshical traineing in NIS
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just kill my attacker with kindness no need to punch any tummies
13. 2023-10-26 at 12:06 PM UTC in pyshical traineing in NIS
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    
    
    
14. 2023-10-26 at 12:03 PM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Of course it is. How dense of me.
15. 2023-10-26 at 11:54 AM UTC in 🍬🍬Candy~Land🍬🍬
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    To: futureman
    From: Wren
    
    
16. 2023-10-26 at 11:53 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jkjklollol that's pretty impressive m8. I thought you were just sharing stock photos for a minute. My compliments to the chef.
    
    What kind of pie is that? Orange meringue?
17. 2023-10-26 at 11:51 AM UTC in Becoming a cook to eat better and save a buck
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would've made it way different and better.
18. 2023-10-26 at 12:51 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He just entered your moves on a chess machine in another tab, to determine his best responsive moves.

    
    I know.
19. 2023-10-25 at 9:31 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's a hard knock lyfe.

    
    It is. Thanks for understanding. These are the derpadew plights of me loife.
20. 2023-10-25 at 8:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    destroyed a dude 3 games in a row in chess, was gonna quit but he wanted one more rematch and I POLITELY obliged. He then magically becomes a grandmaster and beats me nearly flawlessly with a 98% accuracy, so I reported him. CHEATER ALERT. fucker lol that pisses me off. plus my chat privileges are gone so I couldn't even say anything to him directly because I said too many SWEARS over the last months when playing with FRIENDS which makes no fucking sense. It's all a bunch of Commie gobbledee-gook.