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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    meanwhile while you gays are sittin here bein gay as shit I doubled my pay,, I felt dirty and I couldnt look him in the eye when I quoted him the price, I just held my bref and waited for him to say no,, he said OK when can you start?
    I said as soon as I collect a deposit of 2 g's
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Securing a contract
  3. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    the price of a nice truck is ski motherfukin high,, 5 or 6 grand for a truck with rusty fenders and 12 to 30 for one not rusty
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Paying TPT taxes
  5. Originally posted by POLECAT …waited for him to say no,, he said OK when can you start?

    Maybe he's a serial killer?
  6. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    maybe he's just happy to get it done right away,, see no proper painter has unscheduled time,, except me and I try not to schedule my time cuz its gay and I get no free time as well as having to compete with other painters,, I just sit back and let the work find me and then I say sure I can be there next monday ready to start
  7. Originally posted by POLECAT maybe he's just happy to get it done right away,, see no proper painter has unscheduled time,, except me and I try not to schedule my time cuz its gay and I get no free time as well as having to compete with other painters,, I just sit back and let the work find me and then I say sure I can be there next monday ready to start

    I would still get him to test whatever he gives you to eat or drink first.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    destroyed a dude 3 games in a row in chess, was gonna quit but he wanted one more rematch and I POLITELY obliged. He then magically becomes a grandmaster and beats me nearly flawlessly with a 98% accuracy, so I reported him. CHEATER ALERT. fucker lol that pisses me off. plus my chat privileges are gone so I couldn't even say anything to him directly because I said too many SWEARS over the last months when playing with FRIENDS which makes no fucking sense. It's all a bunch of Commie gobbledee-gook.
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  9. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ destroyed a dude 3 games in a row in chess, was gonna quit but he wanted one more rematch and I POLITELY obliged. He then magically becomes a grandmaster and beats me nearly flawlessly with a 98% accuracy, so I reported him. CHEATER ALERT. fucker lol that pisses me off. plus my chat privileges are gone so I couldn't even say anything to him directly because I said too many SWEARS over the last months when playing with FRIENDS which makes no fucking sense. It's all a bunch of Commie gobbledee-gook.

    It's a hard knock lyfe.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kawkasian It's a hard knock lyfe.

    It is. Thanks for understanding. These are the derpadew plights of me loife.
  11. Originally posted by mmQ destroyed a dude 3 games in a row in chess, was gonna quit but he wanted one more rematch and I POLITELY obliged. He then magically becomes a grandmaster and beats me nearly flawlessly with a 98% accuracy, so I reported him. CHEATER ALERT. fucker lol that pisses me off. plus my chat privileges are gone so I couldn't even say anything to him directly because I said too many SWEARS over the last months when playing with FRIENDS which makes no fucking sense. It's all a bunch of Commie gobbledee-gook.

    He just entered your moves on a chess machine in another tab, to determine his best responsive moves.
  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by mmQ destroyed a dude 3 games in a row in chess, was gonna quit but he wanted one more rematch and I POLITELY obliged. He then magically becomes a grandmaster and beats me nearly flawlessly with a 98% accuracy, so I reported him. CHEATER ALERT. fucker lol that pisses me off. plus my chat privileges are gone so I couldn't even say anything to him directly because I said too many SWEARS over the last months when playing with FRIENDS which makes no fucking sense. It's all a bunch of Commie gobbledee-gook.

    I finally understand chess now

    It's just smash bros

  13. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He just entered your moves on a chess machine in another tab, to determine his best responsive moves.

  14. Originally posted by totse2118

    I beat the Kasparov personal chess computer 3 times out of 100 on level 10 out of 10, so the computer definitely has certain limitations.
  15. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    i'm doing rice

    i'm not eating it, i'm not cooking. I am DOING rice. If you don't do rice then you ain't nothing,
  16. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I beat the Kasparov personal chess computer 3 times out of 100 on level 10 out of 10, so the computer definitely has certain limitations.

    I killed like 5 reapers in Smash Run once but lets face it unless you are playing at a tournament level against other people it will never be the same.

    This is why chess players use online chess things maybe probably but actually go to physical games a lot. I can go to a park they have a chess park here and i've seen people playing there against randoms. It's probably easier to find a chess game than a competitive yugioh or smash bros but it kinda reminds me of that

    I would consider all of these "Scenes" in competitive gaming to be weird as fuck.




    WAIT THEY BANNED BOX CONTROLLERS WTF THAT"S BULLSHIT
  17. WellHung Black Hole
    Repairing a wind turbine.
  18. Originally posted by totse2118 I killed like 5 reapers in Smash Run once…

    That's generally known to be physically impossible.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He just entered your moves on a chess machine in another tab, to determine his best responsive moves.

    I know.
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