Posts by mmQ

1. 2023-10-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in Random image thread
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   
2. 2023-10-22 at 3:08 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Because I was selfish and wanted free things without having to work for them.
3. 2023-10-22 at 3:01 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash You need to buy a Dreamcast, first.

   
   I already own one. I stole it from a somebody's garage when I was 16. Got a bunch of games too. I'm sure he was pretty pissed off when he discovered it. Sorry.
4. 2023-10-22 at 2:44 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Will you introduce me to them? I'm shy.
5. 2023-10-22 at 2:37 AM UTC in Fuck Lanny, Arch Cuck who assumes to rule over us all.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Holding up that pony tail is just so hot. So fucking hot.
6. 2023-10-22 at 2:30 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Quiet, Pinky, I'm thinking out loud.
7. 2023-10-22 at 2:17 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Loing Hey MQ, in the show Mythic Quest they all call the game "MQ" and it reminds me of you

   
   Thanks.
   
   Whenever I check NFL scores and see the Falcons are playing, I think of you.
8. 2023-10-21 at 10:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Did you just low-key call Mash the greatest of all time?
   
   D'awww you're wholesome as fuck. Nevermind your delusions; you're still wholesome to me.
9. 2023-10-21 at 10:31 PM UTC in Fuck Lanny, Arch Cuck who assumes to rule over us all.
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   My pizza is in the neighborhood. Bye bye
10. 2023-10-21 at 10:16 PM UTC in hts?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Meikai lmao im just as fat as i was the last time i was in tc. i don't come hang out with you because im broke and can't afford to be constantly drunk enough to think hanging out is fun (or a good idea). i did my tour of duty as the tc court jester, fam. i'm retired, not retarded.

    
    Nobody cares. I'm gonna get you drunk enough to come tiny chat three weekends from now. Do whatever you want until then. It's happening. All's I want to do is give you an e-kiss.
    
    Don't worry anyway; tortus looks like a delicate flower and won't be there.
11. 2023-10-21 at 10:12 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mashlehash I need to buy my mom's laddle.

    
    I got five on it
12. 2023-10-21 at 9:51 PM UTC in Spectral is an unoriginal spammer...
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Don't make me have to fry your motherboard, kid.

    
    You're about to experience a week or two absence of matt anyway. You should try his mom's board though regardless. Not like it hasn't been fried a thousand times before.
13. 2023-10-21 at 9:49 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ He would have liked you, too… for dinner.

    
    No he wouldn't have. Jeffrey hated mashed potatoes.
14. 2023-10-21 at 9:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    what would you like on your cold cut trio siri would you like a CHILDS ASSHOLE?
    
    oh right sorry you're not Jared our broken spokesmen you're just just a regular , damn sorry Tim
    
    
    anyway yeah you want that toasted today? of course you do.
15. 2023-10-21 at 8:27 PM UTC in Coming out of retirement
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by eBagger I suggest a suggestion box at the front of the Bar/Family Dining Establishment/Anti-pool-hall. Where perhaps families can suggest fun and games and give you plans to build a cornhole set out back with the tiki torches. You do have tiki torches right?

    
    Tiki torches aren't child friendly. They might get burned. That's also why they don't have darts. Might poke an eye out.
    
    The family friendly part is just bringing your kids and letting them scream and run around with nothing to do. No games. No fun.
16. 2023-10-21 at 8:02 PM UTC in What are the best drugs for sex?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by A College Professor

    
    split me open like a coconut use me as your ragdoll Mr. Persophone
17. 2023-10-21 at 7:53 PM UTC in Women Appreciation Thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    yes I hear you. er see you. I see you!
    
    it would be funnier if you grab those yoga pants and pull the upwards as hard as you possibly can. Make her uncomfortable
    
    "oh my word! what the H? nobody has ever pulled my pants ABOVE my body! you are such a card!"
18. 2023-10-21 at 7:50 PM UTC in What are the best drugs for sex?
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by frala I used to be possessed by demons. Now I just make chicken and dumplins from scratch.

    
    marie's callendar intensifies
    
    you could've told me your experiences like scron did. i thought we were friends :( :)
19. 2023-10-21 at 7:31 PM UTC in Women Appreciation Thread
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    can you go more in depth regarding your ripping her pants off? Like do you literally rip them at the seams with Hulk strength? what kind of pants is she wearing? do you just RIP her zipper open and then TEAR her pants down? etcetera
20. 2023-10-21 at 7:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    oh mikeyagain looks like me . if that's Ricky with the Kitty and the American flag he looks like every alt-right bald headed gun-toting person I've ever seen