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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I was guna guess Sophie's dick

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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    "Rat shit, bat shit, dirty ole twat. Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot. Hooray liserd shit. FUCK!"

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  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Loved my S4. Every ROM flavor under the Sun, and multiboot meant I could use like four or five ROMs with shared apps across each ROM. Hands down the best phone I've owned thus far.

    Right now, I have an Asus Zenfone 2 Laser running CM13. It's not bad at all for what I paid for it ($250 for the 64gb 3gb RAM SD615 variant). I'd probably stick with Asus if it weren't for the fact that they preinstall Cheetah Mobile apps. Thank God for root.

    Next would be my bluetooth headphones. They're SoundPeats QY7, and they kick fucking ass. They hold a charge quite well, and the sound is great. Best headphones I've ever owned.
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  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Nah, Murica got the baddest. You've got it all twisted lil homie.
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  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.

    Lol, druggie Malice is best Malice.
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  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/12/twitter-used-to-attack-journalist-kurt-eichenwald-triggering-seizure/

    For the second time this year, someone has apparently used Twitter to attack journalist Kurt Eichenwald by exploiting his epilepsy. In October, he revealed in Newsweek that a Trump supporter had attempted to induce a seizure via Twitter with an epileptogenic cartoon. Fortunately for Eichenwald, he was able to drop his iPad face-down in time.

    Yesterday, someone evidently tried again. According to a series of tweets from Eichenwald's account, they succeeded this time.

    Lol
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  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    He walks around with this HTC Desire 510 that I gave him recording videos that he wants me to upload to YouTube.
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  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by zok jr. Hey hamp nice to see you again btw! Hows lil hamp doing?

    Driving me fucking nuts. Seriously. I gave him the bird the other day as he was walking away. Little asshole. He knows that if he's funny or clever, then I can't fuck with him.

    He ain't even seven, yet.
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  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Well, damn.
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  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Did you ever get the mustard stain out of your shirt?
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  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Actually, acidmelt set up the site and setup the domain and server. Then he disappeared for about a year and resurfaced for a few weeks after that, then disappeared again. Hasn't been seen since.

    The Arms Zodiac musta gottem
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  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by yum Sometimes I masturbate to my own posts

    You should up your standards.
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  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Valium is the tits. Don't let these junkies lie to you.
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  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    And, you have to wait until 6:30 any time you need a sack.

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  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Birth farts lol
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  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Merlin Lanny will you mirror this site to DARPA for old times sake?

    Nah, special part of that internet backup because of Trump. It'll be located in Canada. I'm not sayin it was -SpectroLs, but...

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  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by reject I aint, I looked all over, that was my first thought. I can't even find regular glue. I licked the envelope again and stuck it in a book and stood on it and it seems to have done the trick just enough

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  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Nah, it's first appearance, so I'll get a 90 day continuance.

    I started hitting the bong right after I dropped the boys off at school.

    Murdering some pancakes atm.
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  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ How'd you get pulled over in the first place?

    Here in ND if you get charged with a driving under suspension/revocation you actually get 60 days to get your license or a work permit and they will dismiss the charges. Obviously if you're indefinitely suspended this makes no difference as you can't get it back either way but it's a nice thing that has kept me from a DUS charge.

    Funny story. The tags were expired by a month. Pulled into a gas station for petro, and never saw the fucker because he was sitting behind the building waiting for me. I had just picked up two roxi 30s for my mom. Almost ate them bitches, but didn't. She was already sick...so, I played it off. Got away with expired tags, seat belt, and driving on revoked. Not suspended. There's a difference. I should know. This makes number five for me. Third on paper. No risk of a habitual charge...this time.

    It's the same here about dismissal. It gets dropped to driving without a license with a two or three dollar fine plus court costs. Best case scenario. If they show me a legit number between now and April...I want some judge to waive or reduce that shit because this is nuts. I've never had a DUI. Don't even really drink. Plus, it was at least insured, and TN insurance laws have recently overgone a change wherein failure to insure results in automatic lose of license, and they tow your shit. No hold for relative. No, "come on, bro. It's on private property (most businesses are considered as such). Can't I just park it?" "Nope. Sorry. Can't budge. Lemme get that key, though."

    Anyway fuck tha police I bean driving without a license off and on for years and only have one driving under suspension charge. They automatically take your license away for a drinking charge but you can get any other drug charge and get to keep your license. Makes a lot of fucking sense. Revoking a license is one of the shittiest things you can do to a person, making it that much more difficult for them to get to work, stores, etc. and putting them in a tough spot where they often times become forced to drive anyway and eventually get busted again and have to pay more fines which involves more work and getting places but you can't drive to do it and it's all just fuckery. They should just give you loads of community service or something, just not take away your ability to drive.

    Yah. Apparently, they yanked mine three months ago. I had no idea.

    Yeah a guy like me brings it on himself when he chooses to drive drunk but even a punishment of having to check in and take breathalyzers for a while gives a guy the ability to retain driving rights and not make his life that much more difficult. There are consequences for actions but the consequences in place wind up keeping people caught in the system and that, to me, is sad.

    TURTLE TURTLE TURTLE

    Pretty much. At least I was able to put it all off until after chrimmus. If not, that would have been horrible.
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