2016-12-15 at 12:44 AM UTC
I remember the first time I wrestled a bear, not by choice as it's a ritual in our family and you're forced to do it whether you like it or not. It's not even a 'becoming a man' type thing it's just out of morbid pleasure that we make children upon turning the age of 5 enter an enclosed cage with a full grown adult male grizzly bear and fight to the death. We're allowed to bring two objects of our choice out of a relatively limited list of options and I went with a turtle shell and another turtle shell. When I went in a slid the first shell across the ground momentarily distracting the bear, then I quickly placed the other shell behind him and when he inevitably lost interest in the first shell and turned around to attack me he slipped on the second shell and fell over just long enough for me to jump on his back and use all of my adrenaline in one burst to snap his neck and claim my victory. I'm the only child to ever come out alive.
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2016-12-15 at 12:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Secret:
Jeff didn't really shut down The Screaming Electron over the philosophy that knowledge can now be gained anywhere on the modern Internet. He HAD to shut down, but just didn't want to admit it. You see, the old bird abandoned his community. He didn't give it the attention it deserved. He would disappear for months at a time, at the end. The server itself was in terrible shape. The content was being polluted on a daily basis. And to make matters even more concerning, he left his attack dog, acidmelt, in charge, with the giggly lapdog, zok, in tow. Attrocities were committed on good members who had broken no rules, and just because their OPINIONS didn't sit well with some. Bad mistake. Big mistake. Last mistake. The Temple is not one to be trifled with. So, after repeated pleas for assistance from Jeff were ignored, his spare admin account was hacked. Complete and utter control of the site was gained. When Jeff finally surfaced, imagine his horror, to find a whole new staff lineup had been selected, acidmelt and zok and their lapdogs were locked out, and the server was now in the hands of some mysterious monster of his own creation? Ironic, isn't it? So he just had to let it all go. And really, isn't that what the end result would have been anyways, only for the sport of the actual villains of the story instead? And then there were those would-be posers to follow, a rough collection of circlejerking hopefuls, who also met the same fate, and for the same reasons. And now, at this late date, has history taught the lesson? Or are we still in the dark about how freedom of expression will always thwart the forces of The Man, in the end? The Thought Police will never win. To think that you can win is merely a pipe dream for the delusional and the chronically/terminally stupid. Has this mystery been solved? Or do we still have more to learn in this regard? Only time will tell.
I was loling while reading this because I automatically recognized it as a paranoid fantasy that you concocted. The fact that you're an isolated autistic adult older male who obsesses over relatively small and insignificant online communities and created this fantasy is what amuses me.
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2016-12-15 at 1:34 AM UTC
Lanny will you mirror this site to DARPA for old times sake?
2016-12-15 at 1:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by Merlin
Lanny will you mirror this site to DARPA for old times sake?
Nah, special part of that internet backup because of Trump. It'll be located in Canada. I'm not sayin it was -SpectroLs, but...
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2016-12-15 at 1:55 AM UTC
this art above has meaning. it has soul. look at that hidden symbolism. look wt that fsvial expression or anger shown or frustration and outrage through this art alone. how deep it is.
2016-12-15 at 2:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by -SpectraL
Flashback…
This screenshot of a screenshot is pure turnip truckery
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2016-12-15 at 4:16 AM UTC
Spectral (fyi, the only correct spelling of your handle), didn't you run or mod on like the world's shittiest forum with acidmelt? I'm not actually asking because I know the answer and I'm sure you're going to lie.
2016-12-15 at 5:06 AM UTC
I was going to meet up with warweed and rat_bastard several years ago but then my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in bel-air
