The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2016-12-14 at 1:42 PM UTC

   #6181
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ah fuck. How to close envelopes without it looking like I opened it first?
2. 2016-12-14 at 1:44 PM UTC

   #6182
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject Ah fuck. How to close envelopes without it looking like I opened it first?

   
   Nigga, use some stick glue.
   
   I've got that shit all over the house.
3. 2016-12-14 at 1:47 PM UTC

   #6183
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   just shine a light thru it so u can read it
4. 2016-12-14 at 1:48 PM UTC

   #6184
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Use xray glasses
5. 2016-12-14 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #6185
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HampTheToker Nigga, use some stick glue.
   
   I've got that shit all over the house.

   
   I aint, I looked all over, that was my first thought. I can't even find regular glue. I licked the envelope again and stuck it in a book and stood on it and it seems to have done the trick just enough
6. 2016-12-14 at 1:52 PM UTC

   #6186
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut

   Originally posted by reject I aint, I looked all over, that was my first thought. I can't even find regular glue. I licked the envelope again and stuck it in a book and stood on it and it seems to have done the trick just enough

   
   
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7. 2016-12-14 at 1:54 PM UTC

   #6187
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Which one of y'all just called the cops on me opening someone elses mail? A cop van just creeped down my street
8. 2016-12-14 at 1:55 PM UTC

   #6188
   

   HampTheToker African Astronaut
   Lol
9. 2016-12-14 at 2 PM UTC

   #6189
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by reject Ah fuck. How to close envelopes without it looking like I opened it first?

   
   a very sharp razor blade.
10. 2016-12-14 at 2:02 PM UTC

    #6190
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump a very sharp razor blade.

    
    False. The tiniest slip of the wrist leaves tell tale signs of tampering.
    
    Cot damnit, boy...you really don't even brain, do you???
11. 2016-12-14 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #6191
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Apparently the reason the job centre still pay me even tho I don't go or apply for jobs is cos the new system aint set up to look at peoples accounts or track what they are or aren't doing. So I can keep fucking about and still keep getting my moolah
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    • HampTheToker
12. 2016-12-14 at 2:24 PM UTC

    #6192
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject Apparently the reason the job centre still pay me even tho I don't go or apply for jobs is cos the new system aint set up to look at peoples accounts or track what they are or aren't doing. So I can keep fucking about and still keep getting my moolah

    
    
13. 2016-12-14 at 2:25 PM UTC

    #6193
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Watch The Definite Guide To The Mob on the History channel. You're basically Michael Franzese.
14. 2016-12-14 at 2:26 PM UTC

    #6194
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HampTheToker False. The tiniest slip of the wrist leaves tell tale signs of tampering.
    
    Cot damnit, boy…you really don't even brain, do you???

    
    Yes.. its not like I was trying to get him to accidentally slice his hand open.... nope not at all.
15. 2016-12-14 at 2:30 PM UTC

    #6195
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Yes.. its not like I was trying to get him to accidentally slice his hand open…. nope not at all.

    
    You place too much hope in thinking that he's that incompetent with a razor blade.
    
    Your troll game is weak, son.
16. 2016-12-14 at 2:40 PM UTC

    #6196
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've been cut by razors before
17. 2016-12-14 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #6197
    

    HampTheToker African Astronaut

    Originally posted by reject I've been cut by razors before

    
    Who hasn't?
18. 2016-12-14 at 2:56 PM UTC

    #6198
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    yey im so happy now my cush arrives
19. 2016-12-14 at 2:59 PM UTC

    #6199
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    and meds for old tiger who lost her tooth :(
20. 2016-12-14 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #6200
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    its weed legael in uk i cont figure it owt