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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut


    Tell me you watch Netflix.
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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Synopsis of the last year of your loife plawx.

    Oh man, where to start?

    Both of my sisters are now living with me. My middle sister had a son, so now I'm basically raising three boys (two six year-olds and a year-old toddler). Normally, I wouldn't have anything to do with my middle sister, but I couldn't turn away my nephew. It isn't his fault that his mother is a massive pillheaded bitch. It takes everything I have not to snap her fucking neck when she gets mouthy with me. Constantly have to remind myself why I suffer the shit that I do. I just grit my teeth and bare it, because my nephew is better off here with me than wherever the hell my sister would take him.

    My mom is still strung out. I've gotten past hoping that she could come off pain management. At least she isn't sucking dick for pills. That's something, I guess.

    Bought my first glass bong over the summer. I'd always rolled up or used a pipe before. Never really had any interest in bongs, but goddamn was I wrong. Dat ice-catcher mmmmmm...

    I have a new cat. Wanted to name him Garfield because the first thing he ate after we found him was lasagna, but the boys weren't having that. They decided that he looked like a Lil Rascal, so that's the name that stuck. His mixtape comes out this summer.

    Still hanging drywall. Still sucks balls. Pays the bills, so at least it's not for nothing. Besides the boys getting older and needing my undivided attention, that's probably the biggest reason I stopped posting. Work picked up, so between those two things I hardly have the time or energy for anything else.

    Slammed morphine a couple times. It was nice and all, but that shit's not for me. I guess I just wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

    Thinking about buying some land in Woodbury, TN. Look it up. Small little town in the boonies. It's fucking beautiful, though. I love it any time work takes me there. The best part is that the building codes are lax as fuck, so you can basically build what you want however you want. We've done a ton of tiny houses. Those are always fun.

    I'll probably think of twenty more noteworthy things as soon as I click submit.
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  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice I looked at over 20,000 pipes yesterday just to be certain I had made the optimal choice.



    No it isn't. Only untermensch think like this.

    §m£ÂgØL, post proof. You have a very long history of trolling, which I've always found very transparent.

    Only Malice would take a perfectly good shitpost seriously.
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  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by yum hi your baby mama is ugly

    At least I've touched a vagina :-P
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  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny

    It gets better and better the more I quote it...
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  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    a mosque
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  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas You're back. For good? Part time?

    Man, I don't even know. I must admit that I've missed you faggots, though.
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