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  1. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What if you need to poke a hole in something to relieve pressure? How to use duct tape for that? Huh? HUH???

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  2. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    If you can't duct it, fuck it.
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  3. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I piss off my front porch sometimes when it's dark. My house sits off a highway so cars pass going 60mph or better, which means they usually pass too quick to catch an eyeful. If they do fuck em.
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  4. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by snab_snib what is that brown stuff

    Dried ectoplasm...or fucking glue. It's a mirror.

    There's a creek in the back...

    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Nice wire job

    I didn't do it.
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  5. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Phoenix Your dad is basically a faggot.

    My dad would bend you over his knee if he heard your sass.


    Originally posted by mmQ My dad was the Marlboro man when he was alive. Some of you will remember Marb used to do 'marlboro miles' (5 miles a pack) and you could redeem them for gifts. My dad had thousands of miles. If they still did the deal today I'd have thousands of miles myself. :)

    We had all kindsa Marlboro shit. Lanterns, duffle bags, backpacks, flashlights, multitools, camp fire recipe books, chili bowl set, a big ass pot with strainer that my mom still cooks with, Zippos, big ass tent, ad infinitum. Nigga, we had all that shit.
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  6. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Fuck your dreams.
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  7. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^not that its exactly the same thing but did you ever listen to deadsy?

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  8. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

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  9. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    You're not a proper pyro unless niggas refer to you as Matches.
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  10. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sophie Even if this were true, there are no rules in space.

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  11. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra lol

    walking on sunshine?

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  12. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Malice Oh, wait, reading through more of it now. 15/18 of those bug chasers were black and poor.

    This is some trippy stuff, dude. The mentally ill certainly can be entertaining.

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  13. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Some people truly experience marijuana differently than most due to a specific gene.

    http://www.nature.com/tp/journal/v6/n2/full/tp2015219a.html

    So, basically you just have shitty genes, bro.
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  14. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR You need someone who can film. Stationary porn is garbage, we need angles. It won't be worth it.

    Unless you take requests.. LOL. I would like a nice BBW, midget pegging threesome.

    Make it a midget with a peg leg.
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  15. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I smoke strains that, if they had a mouth and vocal cords, would laugh your strains out of the dispensary. I'm talking pot marijuana that looks straight up like Jesus Christ himself- shit isn't green, or blue, or brown, it's fucking translucent, and radiates a glow stronger than the glow of 10,000 suns. When you are in the same room with it you become a cloud and enter a state of absolute and complete bliss. Babies with cancer smell it and are instantly healed. Cars demolished in accidents restore themselves to mint condition if you toss one crystal in their direction. Take one actual hit of this stuff and the entire known universe stops in its tracks and humbly bows to you.

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  16. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    I always liked Michael Crichton's take on climate change as expressed in his book State of Fear. Climate change (global warming was the buzz word back then) has always been constant independent of people. The weather has always changed and drastically so without any human intervention whatsoever. Objective data just doesn't exist that says definitively that people are a direct cause of global warming trends that would not have occurred naturally otherwise. Our actual record of weather trends only goes back about 136 years. You can't claim a thorough understanding of climate change over the course of 4.5 billion years when you've only really studied the smallest piece of a fraction of that time.

    At least Elon Musk didn't turn into a James Bond eco-villain.
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  17. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Well, this shit got weird quick.
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  18. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby obviously you are since you're posting in this thread. and you can't back it up and you wont post the pic of your rashit baby mammer. yet you will post a picture of girl you've only been talking to since yesterday…

    like why?

    you're an idiot. quit fronting so much.

    Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-25T08:25:31.629604+00:00

    Extra frothy Christmas for you too, huh...
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  19. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    Merry Christmas ya looney fuckers
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  20. HampTheToker African Astronaut
    If you're gonna rob somebody at least be smart about it and rob the dope man. Get drugs and money in one fell swoop.
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