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2017-01-23 at 3:21 PM UTC in D R I P P I N G
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2017-01-23 at 3:09 PM UTC in D R I P P I N GIf you can't duct it, fuck it.
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2016-12-31 at 5:13 PM UTC in Pissing in the woods is very free in golemI piss off my front porch sometimes when it's dark. My house sits off a highway so cars pass going 60mph or better, which means they usually pass too quick to catch an eyeful. If they do fuck em.
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2017-01-16 at 6:36 PM UTC in Halp me eblips :( :( :(
Originally posted by snab_snib what is that brown stuff
Dried ectoplasm...or fucking glue. It's a mirror.
There's a creek in the back...
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Nice wire job
I didn't do it. -
2017-01-14 at 5:45 AM UTC in My dad is basically the Marlboro Man...
Originally posted by Phoenix Your dad is basically a faggot.
My dad would bend you over his knee if he heard your sass.
Originally posted by mmQ My dad was the Marlboro man when he was alive. Some of you will remember Marb used to do 'marlboro miles' (5 miles a pack) and you could redeem them for gifts. My dad had thousands of miles. If they still did the deal today I'd have thousands of miles myself. :)
We had all kindsa Marlboro shit. Lanterns, duffle bags, backpacks, flashlights, multitools, camp fire recipe books, chili bowl set, a big ass pot with strainer that my mom still cooks with, Zippos, big ass tent, ad infinitum. Nigga, we had all that shit. -
2017-01-13 at 6:17 PM UTC in Reoccurring dreamsFuck your dreams.
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2017-01-11 at 8:38 PM UTC in i want to fuck this girl so badly
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^not that its exactly the same thing but did you ever listen to deadsy?
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2017-01-10 at 11:21 PM UTC in Pictures
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2017-01-04 at 9:45 PM UTC in I'm back! Outta jail!!!!You're not a proper pyro unless niggas refer to you as Matches.
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2017-01-04 at 9:42 PM UTC in I have a problem with a boy
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2017-01-04 at 4:06 AM UTC in People on this forum/zok/totse/sanc that deserve notice for being an ok guy
Originally posted by aldra lol
walking on sunshine?
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2017-01-04 at 3:47 AM UTC in People on this forum/zok/totse/sanc that deserve notice for being an ok guy
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2016-12-24 at 8:24 AM UTC in MarijuanaSome people truly experience marijuana differently than most due to a specific gene.
http://www.nature.com/tp/journal/v6/n2/full/tp2015219a.html
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2017-01-02 at 2:29 PM UTC in I have a problem with a boy
Originally posted by RisiR You need someone who can film. Stationary porn is garbage, we need angles. It won't be worth it.
Unless you take requests.. LOL. I would like a nice BBW, midget pegging threesome.
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2016-12-30 at 12:46 AM UTC in Marijuana
Originally posted by mmQ I smoke strains that, if they had a mouth and vocal cords, would laugh your strains out of the dispensary. I'm talking pot marijuana that looks straight up like Jesus Christ himself- shit isn't green, or blue, or brown, it's fucking translucent, and radiates a glow stronger than the glow of 10,000 suns. When you are in the same room with it you become a cloud and enter a state of absolute and complete bliss. Babies with cancer smell it and are instantly healed. Cars demolished in accidents restore themselves to mint condition if you toss one crystal in their direction. Take one actual hit of this stuff and the entire known universe stops in its tracks and humbly bows to you.
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2016-12-28 at 7:51 PM UTC in Do you think climate change is caused by humanity?I always liked Michael Crichton's take on climate change as expressed in his book State of Fear. Climate change (global warming was the buzz word back then) has always been constant independent of people. The weather has always changed and drastically so without any human intervention whatsoever. Objective data just doesn't exist that says definitively that people are a direct cause of global warming trends that would not have occurred naturally otherwise. Our actual record of weather trends only goes back about 136 years. You can't claim a thorough understanding of climate change over the course of 4.5 billion years when you've only really studied the smallest piece of a fraction of that time.
At least Elon Musk didn't turn into a James Bond eco-villain. -
2016-12-28 at 6:36 AM UTC in If the cops busted down your door right now, what could they find to charge you with?Well, this shit got weird quick.
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2016-12-25 at 8:27 AM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby obviously you are since you're posting in this thread. and you can't back it up and you wont post the pic of your rashit baby mammer. yet you will post a picture of girl you've only been talking to since yesterday…
like why?
you're an idiot. quit fronting so much.
Post last edited by Bill Krozby at 2016-12-25T08:25:31.629604+00:00
Extra frothy Christmas for you too, huh... -
2016-12-25 at 1:59 AM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first editionMerry Christmas ya looney fuckers
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2016-12-22 at 9:35 PM UTC in Fuck it, I'm gonna go commit a robbery or a break in tonight.If you're gonna rob somebody at least be smart about it and rob the dope man. Get drugs and money in one fell swoop.